NERD Game Scores for Thursday, June 02, 2016
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by sabermetric nobleman Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
Los Angeles NL at Chicago NL | 14:20 ET
Urias (2.2 IP, 192 xFIP-) vs. Hendricks (55.1 IP, 84 xFIP-)
The left-handed Urias’s major-league debut was a success by no measure, really. He didn’t prevent runs particularly well, nor do the fielding-indepedent numbers suggest he really ought to have prevented runs particularly well. On the other hand, one finds that Urias’s start also represents the best one recorded by a pitcher under 20 over the last decade. That it’s also the only such start might constitute a “fly in the ointment” so far as that particular distinction is concerned. But that’s what happens with ointments. Flies are always attempting to enter and remain inside them. One must be vigilant regarding his or her ointment. Protect it from flies. This, if nothing else, is what we’ve learned from Julio Urias.
Readers’ Preferred Television Broadcast: Chicago NL.
Two Other Brief Notes
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Pittsburgh at Miami, starts at 19:10 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.
Broadcaster Rankings
Recently, the present author facilitated a crowdsourcing effort to reproduce the broadcaster rankings which appeared on this site roughly four years ago. The results from that effort — for television broadcasts, at least — are available by means of this hyperlinked text.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that calculations both for team and game NERD scores feature adjustment for postseason odds that increases as season progresses. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

Away | SP | TM | GM | TM | SP | Home | Time | ||
Madison Bumgarner | SF | 7 | 4 | 4 | 1 | 2 | ATL | Aaron Blair | 12:10 |
Zack Greinke | AZ | 6 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 6 | HOU | Dallas Keuchel | 14:10 |
Julio Urias* | LAN | 10 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 8 | CHN | Kyle Hendricks | 14:20 |
Rick Porcello | BOS | 5 | 8 | 5 | 5 | 4 | BAL | Ubaldo Jimenez | 19:05 |
Chase Anderson | MIL | 2 | 5 | 4 | 2 | 6 | PHI | Jerad Eickhoff | 19:05 |
Yordano Ventura | KC | 2 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 7 | CLE | Carlos Carrasco | 19:10 |
Juan Nicasio | PIT | 6 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 6 | MIA | Wei-Yin Chen | 19:10 |
Michael Pineda | NYA | 8 | 4 | 6 | 4 | 8 | DET | Matt Boyd* | 19:40 |
Matt Moore | TB | 7 | 7 | 5 | 6 | 0 | MIN | Kyle Gibson | 20:10 |
Alfredo Simon | CIN | 1 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 5 | COL | Eddie Butler | 20:40 |
Wade Miley | SEA | 6 | 7 | 5 | 5 | 2 | SD | Colin Rea | 21:10 |
TM denotes team score.
GM denotes overall game score.
Highlighted portion denotes game of the day.
* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of clueless author.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
NYY/DET and AZ/HOU games should get an extra half point for symmetry