NERD Game Scores for Thursday, September 25, 2014
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
Seattle at Toronto | 16:07 ET
Tom Wilhelmsen (77.0 IP, 94 xFIP-, 0.2 WAR) faces Daniel Norris (124.2 IP, 32.5% K, 8.6% BB in Minors). This game, despite featuring little — one might reasonably say just 0.4% — in the way of playoff implications, does represent the left-handed Norris’s first major-league start. A second-round pick in 2011 by Toronto out of a Tennessee high school, Norris entered the season having exhibited both excellent moments and also command issues during his minor-league career. After recording promising figures both at High- and Double-A this season, though, he transformed essentially into a starting version of Aroldis Chapman with Triple-A Buffalo, with which club he produced strikeout and walk rates of 44.7% and 9.4%, respectively, over five appearances and 22.2 innings.
Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Toronto Radio.
Lone, Brief Note
Regarding Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Baltimore at New York AL, starts at 7:05pm ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Yovani Gallardo | MIL | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 3 | CIN | David Holmberg* | 12:35 |
Dillon Gee | NYN | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 6 | WAS | Blake Treinen | 13:05 |
Zack Wheeler | NYN | 9 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 8 | WAS | Gio Gonzalez | 19:05 |
Tom Wilhelmsen* | SEA | 9 | 4 | 8 | 4 | 25 | TOR | Daniel Norris* | 16:07 |
David Buchanan | PHI | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | MIA | Tom Koehler | 16:10 |
Kevin Gausman | BAL | 7 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 | NYA | Hiroki Kuroda | 19:05 |
Trevor May | MIN | 6 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 9 | DET | Max Scherzer | 19:08 |
Edinson Volquez | PIT | 3 | 10 | 6 | 4 | 4 | ATL | David Hale | 19:10 |
Jeremy Hellickson | TB | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | BOS | Allen Webster | 19:10 |
Jason Hammel | OAK | 7 | 10 | 7 | 4 | 5 | TEX | Colby Lewis | 20:05 |
James Shields | KC | 7 | 10 | 7 | 4 | 7 | CHA | Jose Quintana | 20:10 |
Andrew Cashner | SD | 9 | 4 | 8 | 10 | 9 | SF | Yusmeiro Petit | 22:15 |
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
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I was going to question the judgement of giving someone a 25, but a strikeout rate of 44.7% might just be worth it.