Welcome Yourself to NERD Game Scores for 2015

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. What follows represents the first edition of NERD scores for 2015.

Read more about the components of NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Houston at San Diego | 22:10 ET
Collin McHugh (18.2 IP, 67 xFIP-, 0.7 WAR) faces James Shields (25.0 IP, 85 xFIP-, 0.4 WAR). After producing last year a strikeout- and walk-rate differential (18.7 points) that far exceeded his previously established levels, the former has both (a) exactly matched that same differential while also (b) inducing about 25% more grounders on balls in play. Probably, if not definitely, related: McHugh has replaced about 10% of his fastballs with sliders. With regard to the Padres, the current UZR figures — published on the site for the first time last night — suggest that San Diego has had predictable difficulties in converting batted balls into outs. Despite that, the club features a 30% chance currently of qualifying for the divisional series.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Probably Houston Radio.

Three Brief Notes
Regarding the Pitcher Inning Minimum
Typically, for those pitchers who’ve recorded fewer than 20 innings, their NERD score falls to the discretion of the very handsome author. Given the relative paucity of games thus far, however, that threshold has been lowered to 10 innings.

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Regarding Jason Marquis’ Success
Aged Cincinnati right-hander Jason Marquis has produced strikeout (29.6%) and swinging-strike (12.1%) numbers ove rhis first 15.0 innings which exceed probably his 95th percentile projection and also probably all the percentiles above that. Craig Edwards recently considered how that’s possible. In brief, a splitter is probably responsible for much of it.

Regarding Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Seattle at Texas, starts at 20:05 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Jason Vargas KC 5 7 7 6 10 CLE Corey Kluber 18:10
Aaron Sanchez TOR 4 7 6 5 8 BOS Joe Kelly 18:10
Hector Noesi CHA 4 1 5 6 6 BAL Ubaldo Jimenez 19:05
Nate Karns TB 5 6 4 6 2 NYA Adam Warren 19:05
Jimmy Nelson MIL 8 1 7 4 9 CIN Jason Marquis 19:10
Dillon Gee NYN 9 7 7 5 7 MIA Jarred Cosart 19:10
Doug Fister WAS 3 5 5 4 6 ATL Eric Stults 19:10
Vance Worley PIT 4 7 6 6 8 CHN Jason Hammel 20:05
Taijuan Walker SEA 6 6 6 3 7 TEX Yovani Gallardo 20:05
David Price DET 5 5 4 2 2 MIN Tommy Milone 20:10
Cole Hamels PHI 6 1 6 6 7 STL John Lackey 20:15
Tyler Matzek COL 0 4 3 5 6 AZ Chase Anderson 21:40
Collin McHugh HOU 8 9 8 4 8 SD James Shields 22:10
Tim Lincecum SF 5 4 6 8 8 LAN Brett Anderson 22:10

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





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Al
10 years ago

A welcome sight. Much appreciated.

St. Strasburg
10 years ago
Reply to  Al

Amen!