Daily Notes: How Marcell Ozuna Is Perhaps a Monster
Table of Contents
Here’s the table of contents for today’s edition of Daily Notes.
1. People Who Could Be or Definitely Are Monsters: Marcell Ozuna
2. SCOUT Leaderboards: Dominican Winter League
3. Video Footage: Marcell Ozuna, Wreaking Considerable Havoc
People Who Could Be or Definitely Are Monsters: Marcell Ozuna
It has long been the concern of the author — in particular, within these Notes that are published Daily — it has long been the concern of this author to identify for the Betterment of Society those baseball players who either (a) could be or (b) definitely are monsters. As certain Japanese films — and their more expensive, less charming American remakes — have demonstrated, monsters are a threat to our urban centers and non-native English speakers who have some difficulty with the alveolar lateral approximant. We must, it goes without saying, guard ourselves against them perpetually.