Daily Notes: Member Testimonials of the Corey Kluber Society

Table of Contents
Here’s the table of contents for today’s edition of the Daily Notes.

1. Member Testimonials of the Corey Kluber Society
2. Today’s MLB.TV Free Game
3. Today’s Complete Schedule

Member Testimonials of the Corey Kluber Society
The Purpose of This Post
The purpose of this post, firstly, is to announce a meeting — in this case, at 7:05pm ET today (Friday) — of the Corey Kluber Society. The purpose, secondly, is to share testimonials from five totally real, and not fake, people who’ve all benefited from membership to same.

About the Society
The Corey Kluber Society (or, frequently just “the Society”) is composed of individuals all bound by their singular enthusiasm for the works and days of Cleveland right-hander Corey Kluber.

How to Attend a Meeting
To attend a meeting of the Society, one needs merely to engage in the ancient and impossibly sacred ritual known as “watching Corey Kluber’s start on television or via MLB.TV by some manner of connective device.”*

*Roughly translated from the Scythian.

Featured Testimonials
As noted above, what follows are the actual words of real, and not fake, people regarding their membership in the Corey Kluber Society, which itself obviously isn’t fictional.

From Robert:

I joined the Corey Kluber Society (in less than a half hour) and wanted to let you know how pleased I am. This is an awesome Society that REALLY delivers! Thanks again for forming a great Society that delivers on its promise.

From Sam:

The Corey Kluber Society has been a great study aid and energy booster for me. Not only is it very luminous, but it also allows me to focus for longer periods of time. Overall I am loving the Corey Kluber Society and, as a student, I feel it plays a large role in my study habits!

From Michael:

I have a very busy lifestyle and for several years I’ve had concerns about my general health and cardiovascular system. I’ve been a member of the Corey Kluber Society for four months now. I feel like the Society is supporting both my immune and cardiovascular systems. I feel energized, which has greatly improved my moods and lifestyle as I get through my many activities with more ease.

From Michelle:

The Corey Kluber Society is courteous and friendly and always eager to help. I have referred many friends to the Society and always receive positive feedback based on its reliability and their satisfaction. Whatever the case, I highly recommend the Corey Kluber Society to all my clients.

From Darlene:

Very Nice!!! I’ve been looking for a good new Society and I found it with this! Be careful and slow the first time; once you’re in, though, it’s pure pleasure. I love the Corey Kluber Society!!!

Today’s MLB.TV Free Game
Milwaukee at Colorado | 20:40 ET
Wily Peralta (121.1 IP, 108 xFIP-, 0.9 WAR) faces Tyler Chatwood (76.1 IP, 102 xFIP-, 1.6 WAR). Regarding Colorado, their current team WAR totals suggest that the club ought to have won something closer to 54 games, instead of the 49 wins they’ve actually won. Their WAR win total (54.2, precisely) is above both Los Angeles’s (53.4) and Arizona’s (51.0), although it’s the latter two clubs which are currently ahead of Colorado in the NL West standings.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Milwaukee Radio.

Today’s Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete schedule for all of today’s games, with our very proprietary watchability (NERD) scores for each one. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and RotoWire. The average NERD Game Score for today is 6.3.

Note: the following table is entirely sortable.

Away		SP	Tm.	Gm.	Tm.	SP		Home	Time
Jenrry Mejia*	NYN	7	6	7	2	10	WAS	J. Zimmermann	13:35
John Lackey	BOS	8	8	7	8	4	BAL	Chris Tillman	19:05
Matt Harvey	NYN	10	6	7	2	5	WAS	Ross Ohlendorf*	19:05
J. Hellickson	TB	5	10	6	3	7	NYA	CC Sabathia	19:05
Martin Perez	TEX	8	4	8	7	10	CLE	Corey Kluber	19:05
Jordan Lyles	HOU	5	3	6	6	9	TOR	R.A. Dickey	19:07
Cole Hamels	PHI	8	1	7	7	7	DET	Doug Fister	19:08
Jeff Locke	PIT	3	7	4	1	5	MIA	Hen. Alvarez	19:10
A. Wainwright	STL	9	4	8	8	8	ATL	Mike Minor	19:30
James Shields	KC	6	7	5	2	5	CHA	Jose Quintana	20:10
Wily Peralta	MIL	6	3	6	8	6	COL	Tyler Chatwood	20:40
Eric Stults	SD	4	6	6	2	9	AZ	Randall Delgado	21:40
Jerome Williams	LAA	4	7	5	6	5	OAK	Bartolo Colon	22:05
Homer Bailey	CIN	10	3	8	3	10	LAN	Clayton Kershaw	22:10
Scott Diamond	MIN	2	2	5	5	9	SEA	Felix Hernandez	22:10
Edwin Jackson	CHN	5	5	5	6	5	SF	Matt Cain	22:15

To learn how Pitcher and Team NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.