A plaintive voice from within the internet has suggested to the author that the video embedded here — which features all 37 of Miami outfielder/real-life colossus Giancarlo Stanton’s home runs from 2014 — might be of some interest to at least a portion of this site’s readers. An idea with merit, that.

Of particular note regarding this document: home run No. 19, at the 0:43 mark, which appears as though it should result in little more than a line drive over the first baseman’s head. Also of note: almost every other one of Stanton’s homers.