Jay Bruce is Pretty OK

Jay Bruce arrives with a 3-3 night, including 2 walks. Reds fans rejoice:

“Did he actually touch the ground, or did he just glide from base to base?” – On Baseball and The Reds

“Jay Bruce will never record an out in his Major League career.” – The Reds Rocket

“Thats what we call a debut!” – Reds Minor Leagues

“Wow. That’s all I can say. Just, wow.” – Redleg Nation

“Corey Patterson better get comfy in his spot on the bench, center field is now occupied.” – Redlegs Rundown

“Bruuuuuuce, Bruuuuuuce” – The Real McCoy

“As a side note: Jay Bruce.” – Reds Pitchfx

“No, he’s not the savior, […]” – Dusty Baker