NERD Game Scores: Big Ongoing New York Area Drama Event

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Washington at New York NL | 20:08 ET
Zimmermann (128.2 IP, 104 xFIP-) vs. Syndergaard (86.2 IP, 80 xFIP-)
As he’s done in each of the two previous editions of this same daily exercise, what the author has done in this edition of it is to alter indiscriminately the NERD score of a game between playoff-contending division rivals to better reflect the consequences of that game’s result — and the opportunity for drama facilitated by those consequences. The division rivals in question are Washington and New York’s National League club, and I’ve taken the liberty of increasing the haphazardly derived score of their game from 7 to 8, thus creating a tie between that particular encounter and the one scheduled between the Angels and Dodgers (itself a promising matchup).

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: New York NL Television.

Two Brief Notes
Programming Note
Please note that the author will be utilizing some of his contractually negotiated paid vacation time this next week. Both he and the NERD scores return on Monday, August 10.

Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Detroit at Baltimore starts at 13:35 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Edinson Volquez KC 4 4 7 10 8 TOR R.A. Dickey 13:07
Charlie Morton PIT 5 9 6 4 6 CIN Key. Sampson* 13:10
James Shields SD 7 3 6 4 10 MIA Jose Fernandez 13:10
Julio Teheran ATL 5 2 2 1 1 PHI Adam Morgan 13:35
Daniel Norris DET 1 3 4 7 6 BAL Ubaldo Jimenez 13:35
Jake Odorizzi TB 6 3 4 3 4 BOS Wade Miley 13:35
Robbie Ray AZ 6 6 6 8 5 HOU Collin McHugh 14:10
Clayton Richard CHN 5 5 4 3 4 MIL Kyle Lohse 14:10
Ivan Nova NYA 1 8 4 2 6 CHA Jeff Samardzija 14:10
Hisashi Iwakuma SEA 6 3 4 4 2 MIN Mike Pelfrey 14:10
Yohan Flande* COL 5 4 5 4 6 STL Jaime Garcia 14:15
Mike Leake SF 5 9 5 3 1 TEX Martin Perez 15:05
Trevor Bauer CLE 6 4 5 4 7 OAK Sonny Gray 16:05
Cory Rasmus* LAA 7 9 8 8 6 LAN Mat Latos 16:10
Jor. Zimmermann WAS 6 7 8^ 7 10 NYN No. Syndergaard 20:08

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
^ = Author has altered score indiscriminately.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Yefferson
9 years ago

No NERD scores for an entire week? Brutal.

Well-Beered Englishman
9 years ago
Reply to  Yefferson

Bring back the guest NERD posters with their special guest arbitrary NERD formulas!