NERD Game Scores for June 14, 2017
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by sabermetric forefather Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game.
How are they calculated? Haphazardly, is how. An explanation of the components and formulae which produce these NERD scores is available here. All objections to the numbers here are probably justified, on account of how this entire endeavor is absurd.
Most Highly Rated Game
Los Angeles NL at Cleveland | 19:10 ET
McCarthy (57.2 IP, 86 xFIP-) vs. Kluber (49.1 IP, 77 xFIP-)
Despite currently trailing the Minnesota Twins by two games in the AL Central, Cleveland nevertheless retains about an 85% probability of winning that division. Despite occupying first place with basically two other clubs, the Los Angeles Dodgers possess roughly an 85% probability of winning the NL West. Talented clubs, is what one finds here. This alone seems like sufficient grounds for one, looking to hold terror at arm’s length for a moment, to tune in.
Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Cleveland Radio.
Another Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Oakland at Miami, starts at 12:10 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and also sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and the rest of the internet. Note that calculations both for team and game NERD scores feature adjustment for postseason odds that increases as season progresses. Read more about those adjustments here and here.
Away | SP | TM | GM | TM | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Daniel Gossett* | OAK | 8 | 5 | 5 | 4 | 4 | MIA | Edinson Volquez | 12:10 |
Amir Garrett | CIN | 5 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 6 | SD | Jhoulys Chacin | 15:40 |
Jason Hammel | KC | 1 | 2 | 3 | 2 | 8 | SF | Johnny Cueto | 15:45 |
Julio Teheran | ATL | 2 | 2 | 3 | 6 | 4 | WAS | Tanner Roark | 16:05 |
Brian Johnson | BOS | 6 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 0 | PHI | Jeremy Hellickson | 19:05 |
German Marquez | COL | 8 | 7 | 6 | 3 | 6 | PIT | Chad Kuhl | 19:05 |
Jake Odorizzi | TB | 5 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 3 | TOR | Francisco Liriano | 19:07 |
Taijuan Walker | AZ | 7 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 1 | DET | Jordan Zimmermann | 19:10 |
Mike Montgomery* | CHN | 6 | 6 | 5 | 5 | 3 | NYN | Matt Harvey | 19:10 |
Brandon McCarthy | LAN | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 9 | CLE | Corey Kluber | 19:10 |
Dylan Bundy | BAL | 4 | 3 | 3 | 4 | 1 | CHA | Miguel Gonzalez | 20:10 |
Sam Gaviglio | SEA | 4 | 2 | 4 | 6 | 3 | MIN | Ervin Santana | 20:10 |
Andrew Cashner | TEX | 0 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 7 | HOU | Francis Martes* | 20:10 |
Matt Garza | MIL | 3 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 6 | STL | Mike Leake | 20:15 |
Michael Pineda | NYA | 9 | 9 | 6 | 3 | 3 | LAA | Matt Shoemaker | 22:07 |
TM denotes team score.
GM denotes overall game score.
Highlighted portion denotes game of the day.
* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of doomed author.
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