NERD Game Scores for May 27, 2017

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by sabermetric forefather Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game.

How are they calculated? Haphazardly, is how. An explanation of the components and formulae which produce these NERD scores is available here. All objections to the numbers here are probably justified, on account of how this entire endeavor is absurd.

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Most Highly Rated Game
San Diego at Washington | 16:05 ET
Richard (62.2 IP, 83 xFIP-) vs. Strasburg (60.1 IP, 83 xFIP-)
When the author’s haphazardly calculated algorithm identified May 21st’s game between Arizona and San Diego as the day’s most promising largely on the basis of Clayton Richard’s presence, it appeared only to underscore how haphazardly calculated that same algorithm must be. What actually happened, though, is Richard conceded just a single run over nine innings while recording a 6:0 strikeout-to-walk ratio — all on just 96 pitches (box). To further understand what might be facilitating Richard’s success, consider reading this piece by Jeff Sullivan. Alternatively, consider surrendering to the dark unknown of the universe.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Washington Radio.

Another Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Kansas City at Cleveland, starts at 16:10 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and also sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and the rest of the internet. Note that calculations both for team and game NERD scores feature adjustment for postseason odds that increases as season progresses. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

NERD Scores for May 27, 2017
Away SP TM GM TM SP Home Time
Jharel Cotton OAK 5 6 6 9 4 NYA CC Sabathia 13:05
Yu Darvish TEX 6 5 6 4 7 TOR Marco Estrada 13:07
Buck Farmer* DET 6 3 4 4 2 CHA Derek Holland 14:10
Michael Fulmer DET 8 3 5 4 5 CHA Tyler Danish* TBD
Jake Odorizzi TB 6 7 5 6 1 MIN Adalberto Mejia 14:10
Bronson Arroyo CIN 3 8 5 5 4 PHI Jerad Eickhoff 16:05
Clayton Richard SD 8 5 7 7 8 WAS Stephen Strasburg 16:05
Rob Whalen* SEA 4 2 3 3 4 BOS Brian Johnson* 16:05
Zack Greinke AZ 8 10 7 8 2 MIL Chase Anderson 16:10
Jason Vargas KC 6 3 6 5 10 CLE Danny Salazar 16:10
JC Ramirez LAA 8 3 5 4 4 MIA Vance Worley* 16:10
Wade Miley BAL 5 4 5 6 6 HOU TBA* 19:15
John Lackey CHN 7 6 7 6 7 LAN Brandon McCarthy 19:15
Zack Wheeler NYN 6 5 6 3 8 PIT Gerrit Cole 19:15
Adam Wainwright STL 4 4 4 7 3 COL Kyle Freeland 21:10
Mike Foltynewicz ATL 6 3 4 2 4 SF Ty Blach 22:05
SP denotes pitcher NERD score.
TM denotes team score.
GM denotes overall game score.
Highlighted portion denotes game of the day.

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of doomed author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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