NERD Game Scores for Monday, May 5, 2014
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
Los Angeles NL at Washington | 19:05 ET
Zack Greinke (35.1 IP, 56 xFIP-, 0.5 WAR) faces Jordan Zimmermann (33.0 IP, 81 xFIP-, 0.6 WAR). One notes, in addition to the particularly compelling pitching matchup, that the visiting club here currently features no fewer than four field players who’ve recorded a win or more — which is probably the highest number on any single team, were one to examine the matter in more depth.
Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Washington Radio.
MLB.TV Free Game
St. Louis at Atlanta | 19:10 ET
Shelby Miller (34.1 IP, 132 xFIP-, -0.6 WAR) faces Aaron Harang (36.1 IP, 103 xFIP-, 0.7 WAR). Only once this season, in six starts, has the former recorded a single-game xFIP below 4.00 — notable, that, on account of he recorded a full-season xFIP below 4.00 last season. As the image below reveals, however, the problem does not appear to have been caused by any decrease in velocity — a thing that’s good and bad at the same time, probably.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: St. Louis Radio.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet.

Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Zack Greinke | LAN | 9 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 9 | WAS | Jor. Zimmermann | 19:05 |
Kyle Gibson | MIN | 1 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 5 | CLE | Zach McAllister | 19:05 |
Jake Dunning* | SF | 5 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 5 | PIT | Jeff Locke* | 19:05 |
J.A. Happ* | TOR | 4 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 | PHI | Kyle Kendrick | 19:05 |
Jarred Cosart | HOU | 5 | 6 | 7 | 4 | 9 | DET | Max Scherzer | 19:08 |
Jon Niese | NYN | 5 | 2 | 7 | 9 | 10 | MIA | Nathan Eovaldi | 19:10 |
Shelby Miller | STL | 2 | 3 | 4 | 8 | 4 | ATL | Aaron Harang | 19:10 |
Jose Quintana | CHA | 6 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 5 | CHN | Jeff Samardzija | 20:05 |
Michael Bolsinger* | AZ | 8 | 4 | 6 | 6 | 5 | MIL | Matt Garza | 20:10 |
Martin Perez | TEX | 5 | 2 | 5 | 9 | 4 | COL | Jordan Lyles | 20:40 |
David Phelps* | NYA | 5 | 6 | 5 | 10 | 2 | LAA | Jered Weaver | 22:05 |
Chris Young | SEA | 0 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 6 | OAK | Scott Kazmir | 22:05 |
Yordano Ventura | KC | 10 | 2 | 5 | 4 | 2 | SD | Eric Stults | 22:10 |
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
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Wouldn’t Yusmeiro Petit be more likely to start for the Giants given he was excellent out of Cain’s spot last week?
(also given that Dunning has started only 1 game in the minors in the last 3 years)
Yes he is starting.
Why does MLB.com insist on deceiving us?!?
Regard: http://mlb.mlb.com/news/probable_pitchers/index.jsp?c_id=mlb.
Those bastards. Both for deceiving us and for robbing us of an opportunity to say “Yusmeiro Petit”