NERD Game Scores for Saturday, May 3, 2014
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
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Seattle at Houston | 16:10 ET
Hisashi Iwakuma (N/A) faces Dallas Keuchel (30.1 IP, 74 xFIP-, 0.6 WAR). The former makes his season debut after losing the first month of the season to an injured finger. The latter has recorded one of the top swinging-strike rates among qualified starters, largely on the strength of his slider.
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Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet.

Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Michael Wacha | STL | 10 | 2 | 6 | 5 | 3 | CHN | Jake Arrieta* | 13:05 |
Jake Odorizzi | TB | 4 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 10 | NYA | Masahiro Tanaka | 13:05 |
Tommy Milone | OAK | 0 | 5 | 4 | 3 | 7 | BOS | Jon Lester | 13:35 |
Wei-Yin Chen | BAL | 5 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 0 | MIN | Kevin Correia | 14:10 |
Hisashi Iwakuma* | SEA | 8 | 5 | 7 | 6 | 8 | HOU | Dallas Keuchel | 16:10 |
Scott Carroll* | CHA | 6 | 4 | 6 | 5 | 7 | CLE | Justin Masterson | 18:05 |
R.A. Dickey | TOR | 7 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | PIT | Francisco Liriano | 19:05 |
Tanner Roark | WAS | 3 | 6 | 3 | 2 | 2 | PHI | A.J. Burnett | 19:05 |
Drew Smyly* | DET | 8 | 3 | 6 | 2 | 7 | KC | Danny Duffy* | 19:10 |
Paul Maholm | LAN | 0 | 6 | 4 | 8 | 5 | MIA | Jacob Turner* | 19:10 |
Yovani Gallardo | MIL | 2 | 6 | 5 | 4 | 8 | CIN | Johnny Cueto | 19:10 |
Ryan Vogelsong | SF | 0 | 7 | 4 | 9 | 4 | ATL | Julio Teheran | 19:10 |
Jenrry Mejia | NYN | 7 | 2 | 5 | 8 | 2 | COL | Franklin Morales | 20:10 |
Brandon McCarthy | AZ | 8 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 7 | SD | Ian Kennedy | 20:40 |
Matt Harrison* | TEX | 6 | 2 | 6 | 10 | 6 | LAA | Garrett Richards | 21:05 |
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
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We are all waiting for Wade Miley to face Drew Smyly.
Also, for Matt Joyce to hit a fly ball to Michael Choice.
July 21-23: Tigers play the Diamondbacks. Mark your calendar today and hope that Brad Ausmus and Kirk Gibson have a sense of humor.