NERD Game Scores for Saturday, September 20, 2014
This edition of FanGraphs’ NERD scores has appeared later than usual, on account of the author’s dog America ate a weird thing and required a visit to the local veterinary clinic. Everyone is healthy now, although the author is also $100 poorer.
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
Detroit at Kansas City | 13:05 ET
Max Scherzer (207.1 IP, 82 xFIP-, 5.1 WAR) faces James Shields (214.1 IP, 93 xFIP-, 3.7 WAR). While most assume that Big Game James is actually a sobriquet having been assigned to the Kansas City right-hander for his performances in important contests, the truth is that Big Games James Shields is actually the pitcher’s full given name — and appears on his birth certificate — but that he’s generally gone just by “James” so that friends and acquaintances wouldn’t mistake him for a conceited. In either case, his club would benefit from a strong showing against the Tigers, who lead the Royals by 1.5 games in the Central.
Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Detroit Radio.
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Regarding Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Washington at Miami, starts at 7:10pm ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Max Scherzer | DET | 9 | 6 | 8 | 10 | 7 | KC | James Shields | 13:05 |
Rob’o Hernandez | LAN | 2 | 4 | 3 | 4 | 2 | CHN | Felix Doubront | 13:05 |
Jerome Williams | PHI | 5 | 3 | 6 | 10 | 6 | OAK | Drew Pomeranz | 16:05 |
Marcus Stroman | TOR | 10 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 6 | NYA | Chris Capuano | 16:05 |
Trevor Cahill | AZ | 5 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 7 | COL | Eddie Butler* | 16:10 |
Rubby de la Rosa | BOS | 6 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | BAL | Chris Tillman | 19:05 |
Matt Garza | MIL | 5 | 4 | 6 | 10 | 3 | PIT | Edinson Volquez | 19:05 |
Hector Noesi | CHA | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 7 | TB | Chris Archer | 19:10 |
T.J. House | CLE | 10 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 6 | MIN | Trevor May | 19:10 |
Jon Niese | NYN | 7 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 6 | ATL | Mike Minor | 19:10 |
Chris Young | SEA | 1 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 8 | HOU | Dallas Keuchel | 19:10 |
Jor’n Zimm’mann | WAS | 10 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 | MIA | Jarred Cosart | 19:10 |
Mike Leake | CIN | 7 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 10 | STL | Michael Wacha | 19:15 |
Yusmeiro Petit | SF | 9 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 9 | SD | Andrew Cashner | 20:40 |
Colby Lewis | TEX | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | LAA | Jered Weaver | 21:05 |
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
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