NERD Game Scores for Sunday, May 3, 2015
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
Arizona at Los Angeles NL | 16:05 ET
C. Anderson (23.1 IP, 93 xFIP-) vs. B. Anderson (19.2 IP, 100 xFIP-)
It would appear to be almost a certainty that a major-league pitcher named Anderson will record a win in this game; however, it really does only appear that way. What that claim ignores are those occasions on which a starter isn’t responsible for the decision. Indeed, one finds that, in 2014, pitchers were only assessed decisions on 3425 of the 4860 games they started. Using that precedent, one might more reasonably suggest that there’s approximately a 70% chance that a pitcher named Anderson will record a win today. This, of course, ignores any specific variables regarding the actual pitchers or teams participating. But those considerations — like most other considerations — are outside the purview of this brief post.
Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Los Angeles NL.
Two Brief Notes
Debut Alert
Red Sox prospect Blake Swihart made his major-league debut for that same club yesterday. The 23-year-old catcher was ranked first overall among Boston prospects by Kiley McDaniel this past offseason and ninth overall among all prospects. With Ryan Hanigan expected to remain out until the All Star break, Swihart will assume starter’s duties for the time being.
Regarding Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Toronto at Cleveland, starts at 1:10pm ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Sev. Gonzalez* | PHI | 3 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 6 | MIA | Jarred Cosart | 13:10 |
Dr. Hutchison | TOR | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 7 | CLE | Trevor Bauer | 13:10 |
Doug Fister | WAS | 3 | 4 | 6 | 7 | 10 | NYN | Dillon Gee | 13:10 |
Johnny Cueto | CIN | 10 | 6 | 7 | 3 | 5 | ATL | Julio Teheran | 13:35 |
Nate Karns | TB | 4 | 4 | 4 | 6 | 2 | BAL | Wei-Yin Chen | 13:35 |
John Danks | CHA | 6 | 1 | 4 | 2 | 4 | MIN | Mike Pelfrey | 14:10 |
Anibal Sanchez | DET | 7 | 5 | 5 | 7 | 3 | KC | Jeremy Guthrie | 14:10 |
J.A. Happ | SEA | 7 | 6 | 7 | 10 | 5 | HOU | Ro.to Hernandez | 14:10 |
Vance Worley | PIT | 5 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 8 | STL | Michael Wacha | 14:15 |
Jimmy Nelson | MIL | 6 | 2 | 6 | 6 | 9 | CHN | Jason Hammel | 14:20 |
Sonny Gray | OAK | 7 | 6 | 6 | 3 | 7 | TEX | Yovani Gallardo | 15:05 |
Jered Weaver | LAA | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 5 | SF | Tim Lincecum | 16:05 |
Chas. Anderson | AZ | 7 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | LAN | Brett Anderson | 16:10 |
Kyle Kendrick | COL | 2 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 9 | SD | James Shields | 16:10 |
Adam Warren | NYA | 3 | 6 | 6 | 5 | 10 | BOS | Joe Kelly | 20:05 |
* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
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I love the concept of the NERD score. But I’m not in agreement with the formula. Any chance a website could be built so that one can enter one’s formula? I’m thinking about simply using sliders to emphasize on property over another and be able to change the polarity of the property. For example, in NERD, teams with younger players are valued higher than teams with mature players. As an old guy, I root prefer more mature players who have to use their brains to stay in the show. The alternative is provide a link to the spreadsheet used to calculate the NERD score.
Feel free to design your own Game Enjoyment Formula, along with daily posts to the Community Blog detailing the day’s games.