NERD Game Scores for Thursday, May 1, 2014
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated and MLB.TV Free Game
Atlanta at Miami | 19:10 ET
Ervin Santana (27.2 IP, 57 xFIP-, 0.9 WAR) faces Henderson Alvarez (29.2 IP, 98 xFIP-, 0.4 WAR). The former has been a revelation thus far, having added what appears to be an entirely serviceable changeup to his repertoire — which transformation Jeff Sullivan documented in some depth on Monday. He faces a Miami lineup that has done quite a lot of “hitting” over the first two games of the series, producing single-game wOBAs of .440 and .488, respectively.
Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Atlanta Radio.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet.

Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Cesar Ramos* | TB | 3 | 7 | 3 | 2 | 2 | BOS | Jake Peavy | 13:05 |
Chris Archer | TB | 8 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 2 | BOS | Felix Doubront | 19:10 |
Dan Haren | LAN | 6 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 2 | MIN | Mike Pelfrey* | 13:10 |
Undecided* | LAN | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | 5 | MIN | Kris Johnson* | 19:10 |
Charlie Morton | PIT | 3 | 8 | 4 | 4 | 4 | BAL | Bud Norris | 16:05 |
Brand. Cumpton* | PIT | 6 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 4 | BAL | Chris Tillman | TBD |
Roenis Elias | SEA | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 | 3 | NYA | Hiroki Kuroda | 19:05 |
Ervin Santana | ATL | 10 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 5 | MIA | Hen. Alvarez | 19:10 |
Marco Estrada | MIL | 4 | 7 | 5 | 3 | 7 | CIN | Homer Bailey | 19:10 |
Mark Buehrle | TOR | 4 | 6 | 3 | 3 | 2 | KC | Jeremy Guthrie | 20:10 |
Bartolo Colon | NYN | 6 | 2 | 6 | 8 | 6 | COL | Juan Nicasio | 20:40 |
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
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