NERD Game Scores: Johnny Cueto Trade Audition Event

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Cleveland at Cincinnati | 13:10 ET
Carrasco (108.1 IP, 70 xFIP-) vs. Cueto (118.2 IP, 85 xFIP-)
As noted by FanGraphs contributor and doctor of jurisprudence Craig Edwards recently in these pages, Cincinnati right-hander Johnny Cueto — owing both to his impending free agency and also the the Reds’ current position along the win curve — is among the starters most likely to be traded before the July 31 non-waiver deadline. Hypothetically, that would allow Cueto to record three more starts (including this afternoon’s) for the club with which he originally signed out of the Dominican Republic. Three starts at most, that is — and possibly fewer than that. Today represents an opportunity to observe Cueto perhaps for the last time in Cincinnati uniform — and represents also the opportunity to observe in Carlos Carrasco one of the league’s most electric starting pitchers.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Cleveland Radio.

Two Brief Notes
Perpetually Looping Video: Clayton Kershaw’s Curveball
Dodgers left-hander Clayton Kershaw recorded 14 strikeouts against just 27 batters at Washington yesterday (box). Here’s footage from three of those strikeouts — each by way of Kershaw’s improbable curveball.

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Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Kansas City at Chicago AL, starts at 14:10 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Felix Hernandez SEA 7 4 6 7 6 NYA CC Sabathia 13:05
Chris Archer TB 10 4 6 7 3 TOR Marco Estrada 13:07
Miguel Gonzalez BAL 3 6 4 5 1 DET Justin Verlander 13:08
Carlos Carrasco CLE 10 6 7 4 8 CIN Johnny Cueto 13:10
Zack Greinke LAN 6 5 6 5 10 WAS Max Scherzer 13:35
Dan Haren MIA 3 5 4 2 8 PHI Cole Hamels 13:35
Danny Duffy KC 2 6 5 1 10 CHA Chris Sale 14:10
Jeff Locke PIT 5 8 5 4 4 MIL Tay. Jungmann 14:10
Yovani Gallardo TEX 2 3 6 10 8 HOU Dallas Keuchel 14:10
Jon Niese NYN 4 5 5 5 4 STL Tim Cooney 14:15
Tommy Milone MIN 3 5 4 4 5 OAK Jesse Chavez 16:05
Eddie Butler COL 1 4 4 4 7 SD Andrew Cashner 16:10
Ma.n Bumgarner SF 8 5 7 5 10 AZ Patrick Corbin 16:10
Jake Arrieta CHN 9 7 6 2 7 ATL Shelby Miller 17:05
Ed. Rodriguez BOS 8 5 6 7 3 LAA Hector Santiago 20:05

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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jseiv
10 years ago

Greinke vs Scherzer should be the highest rated game on principle.