One Night Only: Break Out the Weekend
This edition of One Night Only features hella special effects.
You’re welcome in advance, is what I mean by that.
Friday, July 23 | Cincinnati at Houston | 8:05pm ET
Starting Pitchers
The Pantone 185s: Travis Wood (NERD: 7)
26.2 IP, 7.76 K/9, 3.04 BB/9, .161 BABIP, 34.3% GB, 6.5% HR/FB, 4.21 xFIP
Space Team: Bud Norris (9)
68.0 IP, 9.66 K/9, 4.37 BB/9, .377 BABIP, 41.3% GB, 9.7% HR/FB, 4.00 xFIP
Why Travis Wood Is Worth Your Time
• In only the third start of his career — July 10th at Philadelphia — he flirted with perfection. (Maybe he flirted with some other things, too. All we know about is the perfection.)
• He followed that performance up with another fine start, home versus Colorado on July 18th: 6.0 IP, 26 TBF, 6 K, 4 BB, 7 GB on 15 BIP (46.7%). Not dominant, but certainly good.
• He’s just a tiny little super guy. (By which I mean to say, he’s only 23 years old.)
Why Bud Norris Is Worth Your Time
• His xFIP (4.00) is far below his ERA (6.09). In other words: Regression in the hizouse, players!
• Per StatCorner’s nerd scouting system, Norris’s slider rates above average in swing-and-misses (70 on the 20-80 scale), zone percentage (60), and ground balls (75). Also, he throws it 35% of the time. So watch it now, ‘fore his arm falls off.
• Those are two pretty good reasons, actually.
A Startling Discovery
The Reds are only 1.5 games out of first.
That Same Startling Discovery Written in Comic Sans
The Reds are only 1.5 games out of first.
Batter Bullets
• Michael Bourn (10) and Drew Stubbs (9) both did quite well via Baserunning NERD. Bourn attempts a stolen base a full quarter of the time he’s on first or second without a runner ahead of him. He takes the extra base on a hit two-thirds of the time (where league average is around 40%).
• One word: Joey Votto. Boom, stats: .305/.413/.574, .424 wOBA, 163 wRC+, 4.1 WAR.
If I Had My Druthers
• Travis Wood would once again flirt with perfection.
• This time, Perfection would be like, “You wanna come up to my place for a cup of coffee?”
• Travis Wood would be like, “Awww yeah. Cup of coffee.”
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
“One Night Only” is rapidly becoming my favorite feature of this here blog machine. It’s like a typical Fangraphs post that got drunk and started runnin’ it’s mouth.
runnin’ its mouth… in Comic Sans
There’s nothing wrong with Comic Sans.
Damn, beat me to it. Comic Sans will win a championship before Times New Roman.
Comic Sans in red.
Indeed. Fun reading Carson. Keep up the great work!