Eno Sarris Baseball Chat — 8/1/13
| 11:46 | : Here at noon!
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| 11:58 | : Lyrics of the day, cause it’s a bloodsport, this baseball thing: 
 Forty-eight thousand seats bleats | 
| 11:58 | What’s an Oberholtzer? | 
| 12:00 | : “Head Wood” in German if we go literal, but that’s kinda gross. So let’s instead talk about his arsenal: three pitches, getting almost a K per inning in the minors, great control, not great velocity, homer and BABIP issues in the minors, pitching in the AL in a homer park. I’d leave him to the AL-onlies.
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| 12:00 | The Nationals are 11 games behind the Braves. The Marlins are 10 games behind the Nationals. | 
| 12:00 | : Never one to fluff my own feathers, I’ll just point out that I picked the Bravos to win the division this year.
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