On Chone Figgins and His Player Type
Following is a very basic list of things we know to be true about Chone Figgins:
- He used to be very successful at baseball
- Lately he has been far less successful at baseball
- Tuesday night he was finally dropped by the Mariners
- Relative to other players, he is little
There’s a lot more to Chone Figgins than that — there’s a lot more to everybody than that — but that’s the skeleton. If you were putting your son to sleep, and you were telling him about various baseball players, and the first one you told him about was Chone Figgins, you’d go into more detail. If you were putting your son to sleep, and you were telling him about various baseball players, and the ninetieth one you told him about was Chone Figgins, you’d skip a lot of the details out of exasperation. Those are the most fundamental details.