Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat – 7/28/22
| 12:00 |
: It’s chat time!
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| 12:01 |
: And yes, that’s a Gordon Solie reference in the teaser for the link on the main page to this chat.
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| 12:01 |
: So I saw something about how most tigers hitters vertical bat angle has gone down this year. Could that explain their hitting woes?
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| 12:01 |
: I saw it too and in fact retweeted it! Whether it’s the factor or not is a trickier matter. Causation is a cruel mistress. But it’s at least *interesting* and worth a deeper exploration
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| 12:02 |
: Maybe I’ll look at it in August at some point. But this week is TRADE DEADLINE MADNESS~!
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| 12:02 |
: or it better be!
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| 12:02 |
: Should the Giants sell? Very unlikely to host the wildcard series and only 1 in 5 chance of even getting there. Slater, Ruf, Yaz, Joc, a host of Ps. They have a lot of pieces…
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| 12:02 |
: I don’t get the impression that they intend to be sellers
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| 12:02 |
: But given how much they’ve struggled very recently, opinions in-org could have changed
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| 12:02 |
: Y u no maek trade 4 blue Jays 🙁
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| 12:03 |
: Hey, I only made seven!
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| 12:03 |
: You want me to be murdered for submitting an 8000 word article?
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| 12:03 |
: OR MAYBE YOU DO, HOW DARE YOU SIR
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| 12:03 |
: Padres in on Soto? Does Abrams move the other way?
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| 12:03 |
: *If* the Padres were to get Soto, it would be a challenge to do it, I think, without giving up Abrams
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| 12:05 |
: They’d probably have to give up most of the prospects just behind Abrams
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| 12:05 |
: And I can understand Washington’s position or at least what I imagine their position would be
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| 12:05 |
: “We’re trading up the best player we’re likely to have this generation. Other teams are offering their best prospect in the package. So why shouldn’t we get yours?”
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| 12:06 |
: Now, maybe the theoretical Padres have a package that rebuts that general assumption
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| 12:06 |
: Are you surprised about how little the Yankees had to give up for Beneddeti?
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| 12:06 |
: No, it’s actually fairly similar, in FV to the one I proposed
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| 12:06 |
: It’s only two months of Benintendi. They weren’t getting Reynolds or Laureano with the same pckage
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| 12:06 |
: How can we expect the Cubs return for Happ to compare to Benintendi’s return? Twice as much? Three times?
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| 12:07 |
: I hate multiplicatives of prospect value! It feels a bit like subtracting temperatures
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| 12:07 |
: But nothing in the Benintendi trade makes me think t hey’ll get anything drastically different from what I suggested in my piece
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| 12:08 |
: (which was a 45 and a couple 40s; Benintendi fetched a 40+, a 40, and an unranked)
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| 12:08 |
: Ross Atkins went on record saying that prices are very high at the moment, but the Benintendi trade makes me think otherwise. Do you think that deal set the market or do you think the vax status came with a discount?
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| 12:08 |
: There’s a lot of speculation that he is getting his vaccination
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| 12:08 |
: I don’t think it was as big a deal as some from the Yankees perspective once I sat and crunched the numbers
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| 12:09 |
: Is Ramon Laureano likely to be moved before the deadline, and what would be his most probable destination? Asking for a friend …
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| 12:09 |
: I think it’s possible, but like Soto, I don’t think the A’s are necessarily in a rush
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| 12:10 |
: I’m seeing a lot of Padres-Soto rumors. With Gore hurt, Would Abrams, Hassell, Wood, Lesko, Merrill, and Zavala move the needle for you if you’re the Nats?
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| 12:10 |
: For me, it would
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| 12:10 |
: Though they can’t trade Lesko until after the WS
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| 12:11 |
: How you weigh?
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| 12:11 |
: On a scale. There’s a 2 and then a couple numbers that are distressingly large
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| 12:12 |
: What’s gone wrong with Josh Hader recently? Or is he just getting unlucky?
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| 12:12 |
: I’m not worried. HRs are EXTREMELY volatile for pitchers
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| 12:12 |
: especially pitchers who don’t throw a lot of innings
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| 12:13 |
: With Benintendi now in the Bronx, are the Yankees done shopping in the outfield? Does this take them out of the Soto race?
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| 12:13 |
: I think it *likely* means that a Soto deal wouldn’t be a Yankee one if it happens now, but it would happen if it’s over the winter
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| 12:15 |
: Where does Jose Quintana ultimately land, and what does he bring back to the Bucs?
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| 12:15 |
: I could actually see him ending up with the Braves. There’s a lot of risk with him, but the team could use a 3/4 inning eater dude
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| 12:15 |
: The return will likely be lighter than Benintendi’s
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| 12:15 |
: Unless I’m REALLY misreading the Quintana market
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| 12:15 |
: Joey Gallo is still fairly young, he could come back and hit over .200 some year, right?
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| 12:15 |
: Yes
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| 12:16 |
: Ironic joke trade…
Soto to the Mets…part of the package is the Mets have to pick up the rest of Scherzer’s deferred salary! |
| 12:16 |
: I’ve heard a lot lately about how teams have a system that assigns value to players, similar to baseballtradevalues.com. I assume this is purely on-field production, so how does a team also value the future monetary value a player brings in based on their stardom?
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| 12:16 |
: It depends on the team, really.
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| 12:16 |
: I don’t have exact specifics, but I hear enough from teams that I can make educated guesses
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| 12:17 |
: Most, I believe, are a bit less rigit than baseballtradevalues
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| 12:17 |
: Should the Yankees sell? Given where they are on the win curve and their huge lead in the division, could they shed some players and pick up some long term talent?
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| 12:17 |
: Eh, I don’t think they want to make themselves weaker for the playoffs
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| 12:17 |
: If you had ZiPS do a “Top 10 Surplus Value” list based on contracts and projections for the next bunch of years, which players do you think would be on it?
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| 12:17 |
: Honestly, I dont’ think it would be that much different than Ben’s list
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| 12:18 |
: What is the optimal temperature for sipping coffee? Thank you Dan!
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| 12:18 |
: 100 or so. I don’t like drinks to be really hot
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| 12:18 |
: If i have to delicately sip or burn my lip or tongue, it’s too hot for me
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| 12:19 |
: What is your favorite of your cursed OP-AI series?
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| 12:19 |
: I might feel dumb in a minute, but what?
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| 12:21 |
: As it stands right now, who has the higher trade value, Montas or Castillo?
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| 12:21 |
: I would suspect Castillo by a bit
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| 12:21 |
: what doez ZiPS think about
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| 12:21 |
: Electric sheep
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| 12:22 |
: What’s realistic for Bell to the Astros? One of Garcia/Javier and an average prospect?
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| 12:22 |
: I would be shocked if someone the caliber of Garcia or Javier went in a theoretical Bell trade
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| 12:23 |
: I don’t think Bell’s value is appreciably different than, say, Benintendi’s. It’s two months of a B+ starter at a non-premium defensive position
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| 12:24 |
: Does Arte Moreno not want to trade Ohtani to me? I offered him plenty of flawed position players and single A pitchers!
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| 12:24 |
: Did you offer someone washed up too? He’s got have his name brand dudes
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| 12:24 |
: How does Max Meyer’s TJS affect the Marlins willingness to add him in a trade ala the Reynolds Rumors from the offseason?
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| 12:24 |
: I actually suspect the Marlins are more likely to sell somebody than buy somebody!
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| 12:25 |
: Josh Bell to the Astros just makes sense right?
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| 12:25 |
: I mean it does, but they REALLY love Yuli
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| 12:25 |
: You flying in for these Camden Yards 30th anniversary festivities? I figured you wouldn’t miss a luncheon with Mike Devereaux and Jeff Reboulet
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| 12:25 |
: Is there a lunch? Nobody invited me!
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| 12:26 |
: Haven’t heard much buzz on Mahle, think he’ll be dealt somewhere by the deadline?
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| 12:26 |
: I actually suspect no
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| 12:26 |
: The Reds seem to want to fire sale but also simultaneously maintain the illusion that they’re not
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| 12:27 |
: Kinda like when they dumped half the team and then added Minor and Pham
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| 12:27 |
: SEE WE’RE STILL COMPETITIVE
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| 12:28 |
: If the Astros win the Bell sweepstakes, should they… bench Yuli? Or play Bell in a corner OF position and keep Yuli in the lineup?
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| 12:28 |
: I would not imagine that he’d be in the outfield.
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| 12:29 |
: I know the Nats played with it a bit last year
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| 12:31 |
: Imagine Meg’s reaction if instead of an 8,000 word article, you submitted an 80,000 one.
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| 12:31 |
: This is the season we get a Keston Hiura change of scenery, no? He needs to sink and swim in the majors at this point and the Brewers don’t have a place for him to do it
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| 12:32 |
: DO they not really?
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| 12:32 |
: McCutchen and Hiura are close enough that I’d be far more interested in seeing Hiura
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| 12:32 |
: What kind of contract do you see Brandon nimmo getting this off-season
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| 12:34 |
: ZiPS says 4/77 because it’s still worried about playing time because history
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| 12:34 |
: I heartily agree with your tweet yesterday that the thought of Mike Trout only being a part-time DH for the rest of his career due to his back issues is just awful. How would you go about giving ZiPS the inputs to project what Trout’s next few years could be like in a limited capacity?
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| 12:34 |
: HOW DARE YOU MAKE ME DO SUCH A CURSED PROJECTION!
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| 12:37 |
: OK, I told ZiPS to assume he’s a DH with a current baseline expectation of 300 PA
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| 12:38 |
:
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| 12:38 |
: Now, be ashamed of what you have done.
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| 12:38 |
: I hope the Royals trade Pasquantino for Hosmer
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| 12:38 |
: What’s up with Raimel Tapia? After a putrid two months to start the season he’s OPS’d over .800 in June and over .1000 in July. He’s all the way up to .1 WAR, which considering he was at -1 a month and a half ago is pretty good!
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| 12:40 |
: He’s had a good run, but I’m still in the camp of “0.5 WAR player had a really awful 2.5 months and then a really solid 1.5 months”
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| 12:40 |
: Would you try to find a replacement to the Jake Meyers/Chas McCormick platoon? Not sure if Reynolds of Mullins would be a meaningful upgrade given the likely steep asking price
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| 12:40 |
: I actually think Mullins would be a very hard get now
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| 12:40 |
: Reynolds more practical, though it may not be this week
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| 12:40 |
: Think kelenic gets traded? Should mariners fans be rooting for the team to hold onto him or rooting for whatever return we can get. Aka are you in or out on his future stardom?
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| 12:40 |
: I think he goes in a change-of-scenery trade in the winter
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| 12:41 |
: Package around Jordan Groshans for Ian Happ make sense?
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| 12:41 |
: That’s about the type of player I can see the Cubs getting a few of
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| 12:42 |
: White Sox fans were mad that I cleared a chunk of their top 10 list
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| 12:42 |
: but those names are only in the top 10 because the sox system is very very very weak at the top
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| 12:43 |
: But Groshans/Eden/Frasso or something?
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| 12:43 |
: Just to pull names out of my ass with zero time to sit and ponder, I dunno, Groshans,
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| 12:43 |
: THOSE ARE OUT OF ORDER
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| 12:43 |
: Does Sean Murphy fetch a top 100 prospect and a organizational top 10 prospect in a trade?
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| 12:43 |
: Yes
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| 12:44 |
: Who do you think the worst player in MLB, who if they were their current self in triple A and 22 years old, would be the top prospect in baseball? Why is that person Dylan Moore?
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| 12:44 |
: lol
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| 12:44 |
: I’m not even sure how to start thinking of that one
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| 12:45 |
: But on a related subject
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| 12:45 |
: that’s kind of like that
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| 12:45 |
: When I ran some five year ZiPS to aid Ben in the ranks
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| 12:46 |
: Since I didn’t have the right MLBAM ID for Miguel Rojas
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| 12:46 |
: When ZiPS was reprojecting everyone
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| 12:46 |
: it took RED SOX Miguel Rojas biographical information
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| 12:48 |
: So naturally, when ZiPS was projecting that at the end of the next five years, that Miguel Rojas would have an OPS+ of 130, I had to go back in!
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| 12:48 |
: Hi, Dan. In your last chat you proposed sending Montas to Minnesota for Austin Martin and two injured pitchers. Can we get re-do?
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| 12:48 |
: I like Martin more than most, it seems
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| 12:49 |
: I just checked a couple places on odds certain players get moved by the deadline. Frankie Montas is at -145 to stay in Oakland and that feels suuuuuper high to me
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| 12:49 |
: Well remember, the A’s don’t have to move him RIGH TNOW
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| 12:49 |
: Everyone seems to be talking about the Guardians selling some pitching, and to be fair they *have* done an awful lot of that lately, but shouldn’t they be acquiring pitching? Their rookie position players are enjoying tremendous success so far, with several more still to come. They seem a couple arms short of true contention.
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| 12:50 |
: Thoughts on Gordon Solie Motherfuckers ()?
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| 12:50 |
: The correct answer to “How you weigh?” is “With the scales from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.”
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| 12:50 |
: Is Jose Miranda for real, and has he secured a full time role yet?
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| 12:50 |
: I think mostly
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| 12:50 |
: and he ought to
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| 12:50 |
: it’s funny given how down people suddenly became on him after his first month
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| 12:51 |
: even people who should know better
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| 12:51 |
: And if you’re stilld own on him, check out how he’s played lately!
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| 12:51 |
: I was clearing my phone the other day and found a screenshot I’d taken in 2016 because something you wrote in your chat made me laugh. Upon reading it six years later, I laughed again. Keep up the good work. You reckon JD Martinez/Robertson/Chafin would be sufficient/realistic for the Mets? |
| 12:51 |
: Do you remember what it was?
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| 12:51 |
: I think the Mets might just roll with JD/Big Dan
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| 12:51 |
: You’ve mentioned a couple of times before that ZiPS likes Mark Vientos. Given the dearthy production the Mets have received at DH, should he get a shot soon? Or do you get the impression, like a lot of people in the Twitterverse, that the Mets would prefer to use him as trade bait? At this point, I feel like I’d rather see them part ways with Smith and/or Davis and give him a shot.
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| 12:51 |
: Related question
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| 12:51 |
: I know I wrote about this SOMEWHERE
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| 12:52 |
: but I suspect that if the Mets were really high on Vientos, they already have had good opportunities to use him
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| 12:52 |
: I think that he’s a trade possibility
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| 12:52 |
: Has there been any consideration to feeding zips updates to the 3-year projections section on player pages throughout the season? As a reference, Ben is documenting Jazz Chisholm’s projected ZIPS WAR at 2.4 and 2.5 the next two years but his player page says 1.4 and 1.6.
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| 12:53 |
: First off, the three years are only run before the season, not updated
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| 12:53 |
: And second, Ben got the privilege of Full Fat ZiPS rather than the low-calorie in-season one that needs to be used daily, for practical reasons
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| 12:53 |
: Which backend starter interests you; Quintana, Smyly, or Mahle?
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| 12:53 |
: Quintana if he’s as cheap as I suspect, Mahle if he’s not
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| 12:54 |
: As for Smyly, never trust a dude who, after hearing SOMETIMES Y, uses it twice in five letters
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| 12:55 |
: Who says no? NYY acquires Ian Happ & Mychal Givens CHC acquires Gallo, Medina, and Yoendrys Gómez |
| 12:55 |
: The Yankees, presumably
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| 12:56 |
: YOu meant Luis Medina, right?
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| 12:56 |
: because I imagine if his name came out the Cubs would SHOUT DONE NOBACKSIES midsentence
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| 12:56 |
: Do you have a sense of how much Montas’ shoulder blip affected his deadline trade value? Could the A’s expect a similar return in the offseason if they held him and he proved he was fully healthy and effective? Or is he still likely to be more valuable now?
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| 12:57 |
: I think that’s always a risk. Without waiver trades, there’s no second shot at picking up a bad contract or something
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| 12:57 |
: And two careful starts post shoulder inflammation, I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t in the back of my mind
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| 12:58 |
: Castillo had a sore shoulder too, a more significant one
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| 12:58 |
: but that was before the season and he’s gotten a lot of solid pitching in since
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| 12:58 |
: If the A’s get offers that reflect some kind of injury risk, I think they hang onto him
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| 12:59 |
: I think jon is asking for your favorite output list from your ai naming things series
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| 12:59 |
: Ah, OK, I was confused
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| 1:00 |
: My favorite AI thing has to be either the clickbait headlines or the Florida Man generator
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| 1:01 |
: Baseball CLickbait
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| 1:01 |
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| 1:02 |
: Florida Man
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| 1:03 |
: And I also trained it on Key & Peele football names
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| 1:03 |
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| 1:04 |
: Are you a Miss Shirley’s person?
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| 1:05 |
: I have been there, but if I’m in Baltimore and out for breakfast things, it’s far more likely that it’s Hampden rather than Roland Park
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| 1:06 |
: Probably the place I’ve eaten the most in Baltimore when going back for breakfast/brunch is Golden West on 36th
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| 1:06 |
: Dan, you have to choose for the sake of your life – black beans or pinto beans in your chili. Which do you go with?
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| 1:06 |
: Black beans
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| 1:06 |
: You have a good sense of humor…assuming that means you weren’t a looker as a young man either?
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| 1:06 |
: Nor as a middle-aged man!
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| 1:07 |
: Someone once sent me a message informing me I looked like a cross between Shrek and Hermann Göring. It’s not OBVIOUSLY wrong
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| 1:07 |
: Do you think the smarter teams (or ZIPS) have any projection capabilities for players who changed their breakfast plans, or is the history of players just too limited to draw meaningful trends? (Laureano, Jorge Polanco circa 2018, etc.)
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| 1:07 |
: Wait, what?
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| 1:08 |
: I rarely get to see an actual team projection
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| 1:08 |
: A lot of teams ask, but if I sell a team or an agency data, it’s one-way of that kind of info, I hit a button, send the data, get the standard fee, and I don’t offer an opinion.
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| 1:09 |
: How does ZIPs feel about Bryan Ramos? If was very high on him prior to this season and he’s had very similar results as before. Slightly above average player that’s really young for his age.
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| 1:09 |
: ZiPS still likes him a ton!
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| 1:10 |
: See 25 hr power from him in majors eventually
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| 1:10 |
: The older I get, the more I like to think that I too am really young for my age
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| 1:11 |
: I *physically* feel 44 because of my back, but I don’t feel psychologically 44 and certainly not 44 in maturity
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| 1:11 |
: I thought I’d be more sophisticated at 44
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| 1:12 |
: I basically do what I did at 5 (play with baseball stats, write, record into a tape recorder as a radio show, play video games) but just get paid for a lot of that now
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| 1:12 |
: (In fact, paid for all four thing since I wrote about Hearthstone and OVerwatch for ESPN)
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| 1:13 |
: Now, I do actually radio shows, I don’t mean I still carry around a tape recorder and record an imaginary radio show complete with commercials
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| 1:13 |
: That would be kinda weird
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| 1:13 |
: And yeah, five-year-old Dan did commercials. He was already a shameless capitalist pig!
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| 1:13 |
: Don’t you listen to a ton of classical music isn’t that sophistication have movies about psychotic rich people been lying to me my whole life
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| 1:13 |
: You’re one of the best writers and stat guys on one of the most popular baseball websites in the world. How much more sophisticated do you want to be? A monocle maybe?
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| 1:14 |
: I do listen to a ton of classical music, but I don’t think the stereotype of a classical music buff is an unshaven, uncombed man in gym shorts playing Grand Theft Auto to Bruckner
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| 1:16 |
: I think this is more the stereotype
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| 1:16 |
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| 1:16 |
: Whoa whoa whoa, you wrote about two of my favorite games for ESPN and I had no idea?!?! Butter my butt and call me a biscuit, I’ve got to reorganize my afternoon
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| 1:17 |
: ESPN closed down their esports section in some of the cutouts, sadly!
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| 1:18 |
: I got to do a couple card reveals
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| 1:19 |
: Also revealed that card that I think gave +2/+2 to a beast and drew a card N’zoth’s hand or something?
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| 1:20 |
: Mark of Y’Shaarj!
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| 1:20 |
: forgot it
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| 1:20 |
: Got to interview Daniel Negreanu *only* about Hearthstone
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| 1:21 |
: It should be have you seen Bill and Ted’s excellent adventure Beethoven was a mess
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| 1:21 |
: Okay, which of my symphonies is your favorite?
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| 1:21 |
: Seventh
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| 1:21 |
: I’ll always have a warm feeling for the seventh because that was my Bruckner introduction
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| 1:22 |
: Back in high school, for wind ensemble, every *hated* doing marching band and the teacher, Mr. Karow, wasn’t into it either, so we basically abandoned it after my freshman year
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| 1:22 |
: And Mr. Karow was big on 20th century English music and late romantics, so we got to play a lot of that stuff
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| 1:23 |
: So combined with orchestra, we played Bruckner’s 7th
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| 1:23 |
: we played a ton of Ralph Vaughan Williams and Percy Grainger
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| 1:23 |
: If it was something with piano, I’d play that instead because I’m a way better pianist than a baritone horn player
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| 1:23 |
: Did your love of classical music ever veer into opera? It did for me in my 40s, and now my Spotify only recommends The Pharcyde, Freddie Gibbs and Verdi
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| 1:23 |
: Opera’s probably my weakest spot
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| 1:23 |
: I think because I understand instrumental music better than vocal music
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| 1:24 |
: Because I can play a lot of instruments, mainly quite competently
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| 1:24 |
: and I sing like, to steal Oswalt’s joke, Tom Carvel gargling glass
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| 1:25 |
| 1:26 |
: I understand that you were constrained by word count, but what trade would you have made for the Mariners?
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| 1:26 |
: I was actually going to give them Soto instead
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| 1:26 |
: but other people had been workshopping Soto already
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| 1:26 |
: so I went to the Giants, which people weren’t talking as much about
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| 1:26 |
: I think it’s a possibility the M’s get SOto
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| 1:26 |
: #4 reliever in rest-of-career WAR?
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| 1:27 |
: Devin Williams
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| 1:27 |
: Ahead of him are Clase, Hader, and Johnny Lasagna
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| 1:27 |
: What are you playing right now?
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| 1:28 |
: playing through the falcom trails games because with the asian release of kuro no kiseki, someone on 4chan’s going to have the english patch ready soon
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| 1:29 |
: And yeah, I know, 4chan, but there are few better places to find fan-translations for Japanese games
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| 1:29 |
: My wife is a classically trained opera singer and she’s very good. I love to hear her sing but her talent is kind of wasted on me because I don’t really understand the nuance and skill required to do what she can do. I also know next to nothing about opera, but I don’t care I could listen to her sing all day every day
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| 1:29 |
: Italian comic opera is pretty great, especially if you can watch a performance with singers who have good acting/timing talent as well. Barber of Seville is hilarious and has some of my favorite musical writing (there’s a great six part harmony at the end of the first act that is maybe my favorite opera bit ever)
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| 1:29 |
: what instruments do you play best?
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| 1:30 |
: piano, organ (as in with the foot pedals and all) then a step down to the lower-pitched brass instruments, clarinet, recorder
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| 1:30 |
: Hey Dan, would you happen to have WAR projections on Nico Hoerner for the remainder of his time under team control? I was surprised to not see him at least honorable mention on the trade value column. Other than avoiding injuries, what would he need to do to make the l
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| 1:31 |
: Yeah, hang on a sec
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| 1:32 |
: ZiPS has him at 7.2 WAR over next 3 years
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| 1:33 |
: can you think of a more lopsided trade in the last 10 years than Josh fields for yordan?
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| 1:33 |
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| 1:33 |
: oh hai
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| 1:33 |
: Is there a form of media more restrictive to the general public than opera?
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| 1:33 |
: lieder?
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| 1:33 |
: At least in opera you can see stuff happening
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| 1:34 |
: nobody really acts out schubert songs while singing them
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| 1:34 |
: though that would be funny
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| 1:34 |
: What’s the % that neither Ohtani nor Trout play for the Angels in 2023?
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: 5%
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: Maybe less
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: neither
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: I did either
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: <1%
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: I don’t know if Hermann Goring actually wore a monocle, but I feel like if YOU did that it would really complete the look
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: Did you expect to be a digital dandy at 44?
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: No, but Murray Chass opened my eyes
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: On that note, we’ve gone an hour and a half, so I gotta take off.
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: Thanks for coming everyone!
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: Hopefully we’ll see you all next week
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: FOR POST MORTEM
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: (You know, you can always hit me up on twitter for a burning q)
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Dan Szymborski is a senior writer for FanGraphs and the developer of the ZiPS projection system. He was a writer for ESPN.com from 2010-2018, a regular guest on a number of radio shows and podcasts, and a voting BBWAA member. He also maintains a terrible Twitter account at @DSzymborski.

“Players who changed their breakfast plans” = players who stopped eating “balanced breakfasts” = players who got suspended for PEDs. (Nice oblique nod to Jon Bois there.)