FanGraphs Audio: My 91-Year-Old Grandfather

Episode 235
The host’s 91-year-old grandfather, whose opinions have been documented previously within the electronic pages of FanGraphs, is the guest on this edition of FanGraphs Audio. Discussed: ways in which the host has failed to fulfill his potential. Also: the Yankees of the 1950s. And finally: management advice for the current iteration of the Boston Red Sox.

Don’t hesitate to direct pod-related correspondence to @cistulli on Twitter.

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Audio after the jump. (Approximately 37 min. play time.)

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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

11 Comments
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Bill
13 years ago

Awesome.

Reminds me of my dearly departed grandmother who, ~15 years ago, explained to my then-14-year-old sister that she would never get a job with the shoes she was wearing (she was wearing those 90’s Keds at the time).

Dr. Internet
13 years ago

Who cares …

RPMcSweeney
13 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Internet

I care!

Matt BertelliMember since 2016
13 years ago
Reply to  Dr. Internet

Dr. Internet strikes again.

Sir
13 years ago

FFW, words to live by. Er, letters, anyway.

david manel
13 years ago

Would love to hear from your two or three, whatever the case may be, other grandparents.

PrettyRicky
13 years ago

This warmed my heart.

Gherkin Lamar
13 years ago
Reply to  PrettyRicky

but did it warm the cockles of said heart?

Oliver
13 years ago

I guess with Kevin Goldstein’s mom no longer gracing the internet with her radiant presence, we’ll have to make due with Carson’s grandfather.

KerryHofmeister
13 years ago
Reply to  Oliver

I am going to miss Kevin’s mom. Hello!??!

StophMember since 2025
13 years ago

It was entertaining, thanks for publishing. I would enjoy a conversation between Dr Internet and Phil Cistulli, I feel it would have gravitas….and also not gravitas.