Perpetually Looping Video: Jon Gray’s Life-Affirming Fastball

On the one hand, cultural critics suggest openly that — not unlike the bread-and-circus efforts of Caesar’s Rome — that sport serves as an opiate of the masses. On the other hand, a thing that people fail to recognize is how opiates make you feel indestructible and also there are no side effects.

In conclusion, what one finds here is footage of three fastballs, all thrown by Colorado rookie right-hander Jon Gray this evening against the Mets for strikeouts — and all recorded at 95 mph or greater. Mere diversion or monument to human potential: this is the reader’s choice, ultimately.





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ShauncoreMember since 2019
11 years ago

#LongLiveNotgraphs

Nivra
11 years ago

#LongLiveNotgraphs
#BringBackNotgraphs

Htom
11 years ago

I don’t even know why notgraphs got killed.

AC
11 years ago
Reply to  Htom

#NotGraphs posts don’t die, they just fade into #InstaGraphs

Andrew
11 years ago

Jon Gray was indeed electric last night. Though I will say that these pitches maybe aren’t the best examples. Chad Fairchild was giving the inside pitch to lefties all night, and in a different game the pitches to Granderson and Duda may have both been balls. As for the third, that’s the pitcher. Gray had a great night, but if he’s relying on getting that inside third strike against lefties like he did last night, he’s going to have a bit more trouble.

Mark
11 years ago
Reply to  Andrew

Per pitch f/x, that Granderson K was right outside edge of the zone, the Duda K was inside the zone . Umps have called both those pitches strikes in almost every game I’ve watched (in fact, much worse pitches typically get called strikes). I think he can expect to get a lot of strikeouts if he keeps putting pitches there.

Coors Field
11 years ago

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