NERD Game Scores for Friday, September 19, 2014
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
Detroit at Kansas City | 20:10 ET
Justin Verlander (190.2 IP, 112 xFIP-, 2.7 WAR) faces Jason Vargas (179.2 IP, 104 xFIP-, 2.7 WAR). In the event that one were interested in consuming a game between two clubs separated by almost nothing at the top of their respective division and with similar odds of winning that same division, then one would be — perhaps already is, without the aid of this brief paragraph — interested in consuming this particular game, so far as it fits the aforementioned criteria. Those with less interest in high-leverage baseball should consider directing their attention to almost every other game tonight.
Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Detroit Radio.
Lone, Brief Note
Regarding Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Milwaukee at Pittsburgh, starts at 7:05pm ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Clayton Kershaw | LAN | 10 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 5 | CHN | Edwin Jackson | 14:20 |
Allen Webster | BOS | 3 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 7 | BAL | Kevin Gausman | 19:05 |
Yovani Gallardo | MIL | 4 | 4 | 6 | 10 | 6 | PIT | Jeff Locke | 19:05 |
Mark Buehrle | TOR | 5 | 4 | 4 | 3 | 5 | NYA | Hiroki Kuroda | 19:05 |
Jose Quintana | CHA | 7 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 4 | TB | Jer’my Hellickson | 19:10 |
Doug Fister | WAS | 6 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 5 | MIA | Tom Koehler | 19:10 |
Zack Wheeler | NYN | 9 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 7 | ATL | Julio Teheran | 19:35 |
Chase Anderson | AZ | 6 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 5 | COL | Jordan Lyles | 20:10 |
Trevor Bauer | CLE | 6 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 10 | MIN | Phil Hughes | 20:10 |
Justin Verlander | DET | 5 | 8 | 8 | 10 | 6 | KC | Jason Vargas | 20:10 |
Taijuan Walker* | SEA | 7 | 7 | 5 | 4 | 3 | HOU | Brad Peacock | 20:10 |
David Holmberg* | CIN | 4 | 3 | 5 | 5 | 8 | STL | John Lackey | 20:15 |
David Buchanan | PHI | 5 | 3 | 7 | 10 | 8 | OAK | Jon Lester | 21:35 |
Lisalverto Bonilla* | TEX | 4 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | LAA | Hector Santiago | 22:05 |
Tim Hudson | SF | 6 | 10 | 6 | 3 | 4 | SD | Odris. Despaigne | 22:10 |
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
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