NERD Game Scores for Friday, September 19, 2014

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Detroit at Kansas City | 20:10 ET
Justin Verlander (190.2 IP, 112 xFIP-, 2.7 WAR) faces Jason Vargas (179.2 IP, 104 xFIP-, 2.7 WAR). In the event that one were interested in consuming a game between two clubs separated by almost nothing at the top of their respective division and with similar odds of winning that same division, then one would be — perhaps already is, without the aid of this brief paragraph — interested in consuming this particular game, so far as it fits the aforementioned criteria. Those with less interest in high-leverage baseball should consider directing their attention to almost every other game tonight.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Detroit Radio.

Lone, Brief Note
Regarding Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Milwaukee at Pittsburgh, starts at 7:05pm ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Clayton Kershaw LAN 10 4 5 4 5 CHN Edwin Jackson 14:20
Allen Webster BOS 3 3 4 4 7 BAL Kevin Gausman 19:05
Yovani Gallardo MIL 4 4 6 10 6 PIT Jeff Locke 19:05
Mark Buehrle TOR 5 4 4 3 5 NYA Hiroki Kuroda 19:05
Jose Quintana CHA 7 3 4 4 4 TB Jer’my Hellickson 19:10
Doug Fister WAS 6 4 4 4 5 MIA Tom Koehler 19:10
Zack Wheeler NYN 9 3 5 4 7 ATL Julio Teheran 19:35
Chase Anderson AZ 6 3 4 4 5 COL Jordan Lyles 20:10
Trevor Bauer CLE 6 4 5 4 10 MIN Phil Hughes 20:10
Justin Verlander DET 5 8 8 10 6 KC Jason Vargas 20:10
Taijuan Walker* SEA 7 7 5 4 3 HOU Brad Peacock 20:10
David Holmberg* CIN 4 3 5 5 8 STL John Lackey 20:15
David Buchanan PHI 5 3 7 10 8 OAK Jon Lester 21:35
Lisalverto Bonilla* TEX 4 3 4 4 3 LAA Hector Santiago 22:05
Tim Hudson SF 6 10 6 3 4 SD Odris. Despaigne 22:10

To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





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Malcolm-Jamal Hegyes
12 years ago

If Hellickson is jer’my he should be quarantined.

And oh yeah, #KeepNotGraphs

Phillies113
12 years ago

I don’t know about anyone else, but I know I’M interested in consuming a game between two clubs separated by almost nothing at the top of their respective division and with similar odds of winning that same division, and that I am DEFINITELY interested in consuming this particular game.

Well-Beered Englishman
12 years ago

Quick note to the person who posted last night as “Well Beard Newly Independent Scotsman”:

HAH. YOU’RE STILL MINE ALL MINE

tz
12 years ago

I now have a “Well-Soda-Stained Shirt” after that one!

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12 years ago

The author ought have utilized his discretion to increase Lisalverto Bonilla’s score. I would like to buy Lisalverto’s parents a coupla beers for how much I have enjoyed that name during the past 5 minutes.