NERD Game Scores: Johnny Cueto Referendum Event
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
Kansas City at Toronto | 19:07 ET
Cueto (130.2 IP, 92 xFIP-) vs. Hutchison (108.0 IP, 100 xFIP-)
In reality, the present game receives a NERD score of 7 — which is to say, tied with a pair of other games on tonight’s schedule and actually a point behind the Angels-Dodgers game featuring Clayton Kershaw. Unaccounted for by the metric’s haphazardly derived algorithm, however, is how Johnny Cueto’s start for Kansas City this evening represents his debut for that club following a noteworthy deadline trade. In reality, projecting Cueto’s performance over the course of the season is a matter largely of weighting and combining data from his past performances — of which sort of mathematical alchemy Steamer and ZiPS are the product. Owing to how the dumb human mind works, however, this start — for better or worse — will function as a referendum on the wisdom of Dayton Moore’s decision to acquire Cueto at all. (Until Cueto’s next start, at least, at which point the process will repeat itself.) Accordingly, what the author has done is to alter indiscriminately the game score for this contest — to alter it sufficiently such that it becomes the most highly rated game.
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Two Brief Notes
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Colorado at St. Louis, starts at 20:15 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
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Williams Perez | ATL | 3 | 2 | 2 | 1 | 2 | PHI | David Buchanan | 19:05 |
Buck Farmer | DET | 7 | 3 | 5 | 7 | 5 | BAL | Wei-Yin Chen | 19:05 |
Johnny Cueto | KC | 7 | 4 | 9^ | 10 | 7 | TOR | Drew Hutchison | 19:07 |
Jeff Locke | PIT | 5 | 9 | 5 | 3 | 3 | CIN | Mike Lorenzen | 19:10 |
Ian Kennedy | SD | 5 | 3 | 4 | 4 | 3 | MIA | David Phelps | 19:10 |
Erasmo Ramirez | TB | 6 | 4 | 5 | 3 | 7 | BOS | Ed. Rodriguez | 19:10 |
Gio Gonzalez | WAS | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | NYN | Matt Harvey | 19:10 |
Ma. Bumgarner | SF | 8 | 8 | 5 | 3 | 2 | TEX | Nick Martinez | 20:05 |
Ru. de la Rosa | AZ | 8 | 6 | 7 | 9 | 5 | HOU | Scott Feldman | 20:10 |
Jason Hammel | CHN | 7 | 5 | 5 | 3 | 4 | MIL | Taylor Jungmann | 20:10 |
Nathan Eovaldi | NYA | 8 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 8 | CHA | Carlos Rodon | 20:10 |
Taijuan Walker | SEA | 10 | 3 | 5 | 4 | 3 | MIN | Tommy Milone | 20:10 |
Kyle Kendrick | COL | 0 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 9 | STL | Michael Wacha | 20:15 |
Danny Salazar | CLE | 10 | 4 | 5 | 4 | 4 | OAK | Ken. Graveman | 21:35 |
Hector Santiago | LAA | 4 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 10 | LAN | Clayton Kershaw | 22:10 |
* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
^ = Author has altered score indiscriminately.
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