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SCOUT: Using Small Samples from the AFL

For those sabermetrically oriented baseballing enthusiasts who enjoy moonlighting as prospect mavens, the Arizona Fall League — and the various Caribbean leagues, too, for that matter — represent a conundrum. On the one hand, it’s exciting to see so many young, talented players competing against one another; on the other, the small sample sizes prevent us from making authoritative statements about the respective players’ performances in said leagues, even though we’d like so badly to do just that.

Because of these limitations, we’re almost entirely at the mercy of the Bryans Smiths of the world. No, it’s not “mangy scoundrels” I’m talking about — although that’s certainly an appropriate description of him — but rather “authentic prospect mavens.” Certainly, Smith’s observations on the AFL are helpful, and first-hand accounts are preferable to numbers at this stage.

But if we really insist on ever using winter-league stats — even in the most offhanded fashion — allow me to propose a method by which we might use a hybrid of scouting and, uh, stats-ing.

By way of Russell Carleton’s (a.k.a. Pizza Cutter’s) often referenced, now archived post on the reliability of sample sizes in baseball, we learn that two of the three triple-slash stats — on-base and slugging percentages — don’t become reliable until around 500 plate appearances. That is, 500 plate appearances is the level at which, in Carleton’s words, the “stat can be considered to be saying something about an individual player.” As for batting average, Carleton found that it doesn’t become reliable until somewhere around 1000 PA.

Herein lies at least one of the problems with winter-league stats. Because the AFL leaders in plate appearances rarely top even the 125-PA threshold, we’re forced to regress them over two-thirds of the way back to league average. That creates little in the way of meaningful separation.

An alternative, however, is to look at those categories that (a) become reliable more quickly, but also (b) tell us the sorts of things we like to know about a prospect — namely, the quality of his tools. In this case, we can probably say at least something about contact- and power-hitting — via strikeout and home-run rate, respectively.

Per Carleton’s study, strikeout rate becomes reliable at the 150-PA threshold; home-run rate, at 300 PAs. Those numbers are more friendly than the necessary samples for the triple-slash stats. Even after regressing the remainder of the way* to league average, the resulting adjusted strikeout and home-run rates are distributed widely enough to help us make some kind of observation about player performance in Arizona.

*Which would be, using strikeout rate, for example, [[150 – PA * (Lg K-Rate)] + [PA * K-Rate]] / 150.

Note, please, that there are a number of caveats to make here. First, is that the player pool — i.e. almost exclusively young and developing players — might very well alter the reliability thresholds of the different metrics. Second, there’s the chance that, because the players are being observed by coaches and working in different roles than they might usually, that they are performing differently than they would under different circumstances. (See Chris Carpenter’s comments, noted in Bryan Smith’s recent AFL Notebook.) Third, the parks in Arizona are weird. Does that change things? I don’t know, entirely. But finally — on the subject of my fallibility — there’s the distinct possibility that I, Carson Cistulli, am the sort of person who knows just enough to be dangerous. I think I’m being responsible here, but I also think having garlic as a pizza topping counts as a serving of vegetables. So, that’s what you’re dealing with here.

With all that as preface, allow me to introduce what I’ll call SCOUT. To devise it, what I’ve done is to find the regressed strikeout and home-run rates (xK% and xHR%) for all the qualified batters in the AFL. Then, for each player, I’ve found the z-score (that is, standard deviations from the mean) in xK% and xHR%, and averaged them (i.e. the z-scores) together. SCOUT is the result of that.

By that method, here are are the current leaders in the AFL:

And the laggards, too:

What I think SCOUT is able to capture — and this is why I think it might have some value — is a couple of underlying skills that inform batting production. Like, consider the case of Conor Gillaspie. His slash-line (.231/.279/.410) is pretty bad. Still, given his strikeout rate (just 7.1% so far, unadjusted) and his pair of homers, we know that Gillaspie probably hasn’t had a horrible fall so far — at least so far as his contact and power tools go. SCOUT helps us see that, I think.

Conversely, among the laggards, we see that Kris Negron is having some success, posting a .282/.364/.538 thus far. But most of that is coming from batted-ball success that he’s unlikely to sustain. In fact, Negron has struck out in a just over a third of his plate appearances. Though one might be tempted to say that he’s off to a good start, there appears to be little reason to make that claim — besides his rather unreliable slash stats, that is. Perhaps, at the very least, we can say that Gillaspie is demonstrating greater success so far as his contact- and power-hitting tools go. That’s not a totally unhelpful remark.

What are SCOUT’s (limited) uses, ultimately? They’re two-fold, I think. First, I’ll be using the number — in addition to, maybe instead of, slash stats — in the offseason notes I’ll be providing here. Second, it can serve, I think, as the tiniest contribution to the much larger discussion over how we might use numbers to complement scouting.

Tomorrow, I’ll begin the offseason notes in earnest and begin looking at some of the leaders more closely.


Szymborski’s MLEs: Five Notable (Double-A) Batters

In my two most recent dispatches from the front lines of baseballing analysis, I’ve submitted for the reader’s consideration some notable zMLEs — that is, minor league translations courtesy of beloved Pole Dan Szymborski.

Though, as Szymborski shouts at the top of his lungs, the numbers are subject to all manner of caveat, they still provide an interesting point of departure for developing ideas about players come 2011.

Below are five notable Double-A batter zMLEs, accompanied by notations of varying utility. As to what constitutes “notable,” there’s no hard definition, but I’ve generally looked for hitters with at least 100 ABs and have omitted more well-known prospects — like Devin Mesoraco or Mike Moustakas, for example.

Ages are as of today, November 1st. The wOBAs (for the MLEs, that is) are approximate; players, ordered according to author’s whim.

Name: Brandon Guyer, 24, CF
Organization: Chicago (NL) Level: Double-A
Actual: 410 PA, .344/.398/.588 (.371 BABIP), .452 wOBA
zMLE: 410 PA, .284/.327/.462 (.323 BABIP), .344 wOBA
Notes
• Was repeating Double-A after doing this through 205 PA in 2009: .190/.236/.291 (.223 BABIP), .238 wOBA.
• Of course, was also in High-A in 2009 and raked: 305 PA, .347/.407/.453 (.380 BABIP), .410 wOBA.
The most recent iteration of CHONE projects him as roughly league average (-4 runs) in center field.
• Was on neither Baseball America’s nor John Sickels’ (preliminary) prospect list for Cubs.
• Currently playing for Tigres de Aragua of Venzuelan League, slashing .333/.437/.417 in 60 AB.

El Tigres!

Name: Dave Sappelt, 23, CF
Organization: Cincinnati Level: Double-A
Actual: 372 PA, .361/.416/.548 (.394 BABIP), .421 wOBA
zMLE: 372 PA, .290/.338/.432 (.330 BABIP), .341 wOBA
Notes
• Was also promoted to Triple-A, where he did this: 115 PA, .324/.365/.481 (.362 BABIP), .374 wOBA.
• Per zMLE, that line looks like this: 115 PA, .275/.319/.422 (.312 BABIP), .327 wOBA.
• The most recent CHONE projection has him at .271/.313/.394 — and +10 runs in center field.
• It’s very possible — at least according to the numbers — that he’s an average major leaguer right now.
• Also was on neither BA’s nor Sickels’ respective lists last year.

Name: Steve Lombardozzi, 22, 2B
Organization: Washington Level: Double-A
Actual: 118 PA, .295/.373/.524 (.306 BABIP), .396 wOBA
zMLE: 118 PA, .259/.328/.426 (.291 BABIP), .333 wOBA
Notes
• Is noted, in BA’s preseason Prospect Handbook, for being “hard-nosed.”
• Is predicted, in same text, to become “a sparkplug in the Nick Punto mold.”
• Nick Punto, age-21 season (1999), at High-A: 478 PA, .305/.404/.388 (.353 BABIP).
• Lombardozzi at High-A this season: 507 PA, .293/.370/.405 (.336 BABIP).
• That’s pretty similar, although I’m guessing Lombardozzi hits a home run more than once every 189 ABs as a major leaguer.

Name: Charlie Blackmon, 24, CF
Organization: Colorado Level: Double-A
Actual: 381 PA, .297/.360/.484 (.309 BABIP), .381 wOBA
zMLE: 381 PA, .277/.326/.428 (.306 BABIP), .333 wOBA
Notes
• Is closest thing to actual prospect on this list, ranking 12th in organization on Baseball America’s preseason list.
• Looks like he ranked somewhere around there on Sickels’ list, too.
• Sickels said he’s a “terrific glove in center.”
• BA said, “Needs to improve his jumps and reads so he doesn’t have to rely as much on his speed.”
• CHONE says he’s basically a league-average center fielder.
• Who ought we to trust in this epic battle of prospect mavenry?!?
• In any case, is having a pretty wicked AFL so far with Scottsdale: 35 AB, .286/.375/.571, 3 HR, 5 BB, 1 K.

Name: Robinson Chirinos, 26, C
Organization: Chicago (NL) Level: Double-A
Actual: 318 PA, .314/.409/.576 (.308 BABIP), .424 wOBA
zMLE: 318 PA, .271/.347/.451 (.289 BABIP), .353 wOBA
Notes
• Yes, yes, yes: he was old for his level this year.
• But also, please consider: he converted to catcher from infield in mid-2008.
• Walked 42 times, struck out only 35 this season.
• CHONE has him as a .261/.341/.427 true-talent hitter.
• Please, people, give both peace and Robinson Chirinos a chance.


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Szymborski’s MLEs: Five Notable (Triple-A) Batters

Yesterday, after talking at length about godknowswhat, I introduced five notable pitcher zMLEs — that is, minor league translations courtesy of beloved Pole Dan Szymborski.

Though, as Szymborski shouts at the top of his lungs, the numbers are subject to all manner of caveat, they still provide an interesting point of departure for developing ideas about players come 2011.

Below are five notable batter zMLEs, with notations of varying helpfulness. As to what constitutes “notable,” there’s no hard definition, but I’ve generally looked for hitters with at least 100 ABs and have omitted more well-known prospects — like Carlos Santana or Mike Stanton, for example.

Ages are as of today, October 29th. The wOBAs (for the MLEs, that is) are approximate; players, ordered according to author’s whim. The reader will also note that all of the following are Triple-A players. Five Double-A players will appear in this space next week.

Name: Marquez Smith, 25, 3B
Organization: Chicago (NL) Level: Triple-A
Actual: 341 PA, .314/.384/.574 (.358 BABIP), .412 wOBA
zMLE: 341 PA, .278/.340/.502 (.317 BABIP), .366 wOBA
Notes
• So far as I can tell, has never, ever, never, ever, never been on a prospect list of any sort. Or, at least not recently he hasn’t.
• Per Scout.com, was drafted a total of four times: 36th round of 2003 draft by Twins, 46th round of 2004 draft by Angels, 35th round of 2006 draft by Cubs, and, finally, by Cubs in eighth round of 2007 draft from Clemson University.
• Finished at +15 runs afield in 2008, per TotalZone, and +22 runs in 2009.
• Is native of Panama City, Florida, home of Shuckums Oyster Bar.
• Shuckums: “We Shuck’um, You Suck’um.”

Name: Danny Dorn, 26, 1B
Organization: Cincinnati Level: Triple-A
Actual: 319 PA, .302/.398/.545 (.387 BABIP), .409 wOBA
zMLE: 319 PA, .250/.342/.468 (.333 BABIP), .355 wOBA
Notes
• Is a “poor defensive player,” per our man Marc Hulet.
• As of August 20th of last year had .197/.239/.394 career mark against southpaws in his career, but .293/.358/.475 against right-handers.
• Slashed .313/.420/.562 against righties in 2010, only .259/.306/.483 against lefties.
• Small sample, small sample, small sample.
• Blocked at the ML-level by Joey Votto who, in addition to being a better hitter than Dorn, is also way more Italian.

Name: Justin Turner, 26, 2B
Organization: New York (NL) Level: Triple-A
Actual: 348 PA, .333/.390/.516 (.351 BABIP), .395 wOBA
zMLE: 348 PA, .288/.340/.434 (.308 BABIP), .343 wOBA
Notes
• Is graded as -9 run true-talent fielder by Sean Smith’s most recent CHONE projection.
• A good thing is how he struck out in only 12.2% of his plate appearances at Buffalo this season.
• That ranked him 20th among batters in the International League with at least 100 PAs.
• Was claimed by Mets off waivers after being DFAed by the Orioles to make room on the 40-man for Scott Moore.
The Scott Moore.

Name: Chris Nelson, 25, MI
Organization: Colorado Level: Triple-A
Actual: 356 PA, .317/.379/.498 (.348 BABIP), .384 wOBA
zMLE: 356 PA, .280/.331/.443 (.311 BABIP), .341 wOBA
Notes
• On the one hand, played more innings at short this year than any other position.
• On the other, is rated as a -19 run fielder by the most recent iteration of CHONE.
• Was originally considered a top prospect, but then kind of a bust, but now kinda good again.
• Broke his hamate bone in 2008, thus stalling his development for a time.
• The hamate is neither a ham, nor a mate: discuss.

Name: Cord Phelps, 23, 2B
Organization: Cleveland Level: Triple-A
Actual: 273 PA, .317/.386/.506 (.357 BABIP), .388 wOBA
zMLE: 273 PA, .271/.335/.409 (.312 BABIP), .331 wOBA
Notes
• Without even checking, I’m gonna guess he’s from the American South — with a name like that, I mean.
• Ack. Wrong. California.
• Had zero home runs through first two college seasons at Stanford (278 AB).
• Had 13 his junior year (259 AB).
• Is on zero prospect lists, so far as I can tell.


Szymborski’s MLEs: Five Notable Pitchers

Yesterday, in these electronic pages, I discussed briefly the significance of the offseason to the baseballing enthusiast — namely, as a time both to (a) process the season that was and (b) begin to acquaint oneself with the season that will be.

Over the next four or five months, we will be treated to a surfeit of data: projections (dependable and not so much), roster and depth-chart changes, rumors, etc.

In fact, some of the aforementioned data has already been made available. Almost two weeks ago now, beloved Pole Dan Szymborski released for the public’s consideration the minor league translations (zMLEs) that inform, in part, his ZiPS projection system. Though, as Szymborski shouts at the top of his lungs, the numbers are subject to all manner of caveat, they still provide an interesting point of departure for developing ideas about players come 2011.

Here are five notable pitcher zMLEs, with notations of varying helpfulness. As to what constitutes “notable,” there’s no hard definition, but I’ve generally looked for pitchers with more than 10 starts and have omitted more well-known prospects — like Jeremy Hellickson or Travis Wood, for example.

Ages are as of today, October 28th. FIPs are approximate; pitchers, ordered according to author’s whim. Five hitter zMLEs will appear in this space tomorrow.

Name: Daryl Thompson, 24, RHP
Organization: Cincinnati Level: Double-A
Actual: 51.0 IP, 12/12 GS/G, 9.18 K/9, 1.94 BB/9, 0.53 HR/9, 2.63 FIP
zMLE: 46.3 IP, 12/12 GS/G, 7.38 K/9, 2.72 BB/9, 1.17 HR/9, 4.31 FIP
Notes
• Was 0-5 with a 3.71 ERA despite those fine peripherals — which, that makes him a good buy-low candidate so far as investing one’s affections goes.
• One thing about him: his groundball rates have tended to be in the mid- or high-30s, which is quite low.
• One other thing about him: he had shoulder surgery last season and pitched less than 30 innings in 2009 as a result.
• Also missed time in 2010 with shouder tightness and the like.
• Is pitching for Peoria in Arizona Fall League as we speak. Literally, right now. Believe me!

Name: Tommy Milone, 23, LHP
Organization: Washington Level: Double-A
Actual: 158.0 IP, 27/27 GS/G, 8.83 K/9, 1.31 BB/9, 0.57 HR/9, 2.57 FIP
zMLE: 151.3 IP, 27/27 GS/G, 6.78 K/9, 1.84 BB/9, 1.01 HR/9, 3.92 FIP
Notes
• Is a “soft-tossing lefty,” according to John Sickels.
• Has an “excellent changeup,” also according to John Sickels.
• Will likely someday own Boston-area watering hole and install former pitching coach as bartender.
• Will also marry Mary Steenburgen, probably.
• Actually, just checked: already is married to Mary Steenburgen. My B.

Name: Scott Diamond, 24, LHP
Organization: Atlanta Level: Triple-A
Actual: 56.1 IP, 10/10 GS/G, 5.27 K/9, 2.40 BB/9, 0.32 HR/9, 3.34 FIP
zMLE: 53.0 IP, 10/10 GS/G, 4.59 K/9, 2.89 BB/9, 0.68 HR/9, 4.26 FIP
Notes
• Also pitched 102.1 IP at Double-A. Produced slightly more Ks, slightly more BBs, slightly higher zFIP.
• Has induced grounders at above a 50% rate in minors.
• Will almost definitely be cause of regrettable headline “Diamond in the Rough” — if he hasn’t been already, I mean.
• Prediction: Will finish career with higher total WAR than Thomas Diamond.
• Hails from Guelph, which is either (a) a Canadian hamlet or (b) a placename in every C.S. Lewis novel.

Name: John Lamb, 20, LHP
Organization: Kansas City Level: High-A
Actual: 74.2 IP, 13/13 GS/G, 10.85 K/9, 1.81 BB/9, 0.12 HR/9, 1.69 FIP
zMLE: 67.3 IP, 13/13 GS/G, 6.68 K/9, 2.67 BB/9, 0.40 HR/9, 3.33 FIP
Notes
• I’m sure there are even more caveats about Class A pitchers than the two higher levels, but Lamb’s numbers are striking.
• Was ranked ninth-best in Royal organization by our man Marc Hulet prior to season.
• Was ranked 10th by John Sickels prior to 2010 season and fifth after it.
• Finished year with Double-A Northwest Arkansas Naturals, which, it deserves to be noted, is a strange name for a team.
• Another thing that deserves to be noted: Naturals is maybe not quite as strange as “Thunder Chickens,” the name that finished second in an online fan poll.

Name: Bryan Augenstein, 24, RHP
Organization: Arizona St. Louis (courtesy reader WY) Level: Triple-A
Actual: 120.2 IP, 22/22 GS/G 7.53 K/9, 2.61 BB/9, 0.90 HR/9, 3.86 FIP
zMLE: 123.7 IP, 22/22 GS/G, 6.33 K/9, 2.77 BB/9, 1.24 HR/9, 4.62 FIP
Notes
• John Sickels (a) calls him a “srike-throwing innings-eater” and (b) is smarter than me.
• That said, he (i.e. Augenstein) featured one of the better translated K/BB differentials in all of the minors.
• He also seems to’ve sustained average-y groundball rates.
• Had a .385 BABIP-against and 58.2% LOB rate, largely because Reno (and the PCL, generally) is a nightmare.
• Studies find that Reno is a nightmare for a number of other reasons.

Groundball rates are courtesy of StatCorner and First Inning.


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Offseason Preparedness Manual: Introduction

A number of people* have asked me whether my torrid love affair with the Almost Entirely Invulnerable Colby Lewis-san will persist through the offseason, into 2011, and proceed all the way into the friscalating dusklight of my life. To those people I reply, “Hey, get off my Colby Lewis, ‘cuz I just, uh, got off your, uh, Colby Lewis.”

*And by “number,” I very well might mean either the number “two” or “three.”

Then, after an awkward pause, during which both myself and the interlocutor feel the weight of the human condition settle upon our relatively tiny human shoulders — after that, I say, “Probably not, no.”

As Roger Angell and/or David Halberstam have probably noted, like, a thousand times in their myriad works on the sport, the baseballing calendar — much like the liturgical and Gregorian varieties — is cyclical.

With the World Series about to begin, we are, indeed, entering that portion of the baseballing calendar characterized by death (of the present season, that is) and, then, rebirth (of the 2011 one, starting with the free-agent filing period directly after the Series).

As such, it’s also a time for the baseballing enthusiast to let go (sometimes quite literally, as a certain “restraining order” has dictated) of his heroes, and to find a new ones for the 2011 season. Another year of data reveals a new set of minor leaguers toiling unnecessarily in obscurity, of defensively gifted center fielders blocked by Aaron Rowand underwhelming veterans, of CHONE and ZiPS projections with which to get inappropriately intimate.

Indeed, much of the electronic ink I’ll be spilling this offseason will be dedicated to identifying players like the pre-2010 Colby Lewis — that is, those players who’re likely to succeed and surprise millions in so doing.

Over the next two days, I’ll get this particular party started by discussing some curious names and curiouser numbers from Dan Szymborski’s 2010 Minor League Translations (a document you’re more than willing to peruse by clicking here and doing your worst). As Szymborski himself would almost definitely say, those minor league translations are intended to be entirely accurate representations of each player’s true-talent level, no matter the smallness of the sample.

One early name to think about until then: Daryl Thompson. The Cincinnati farmhand not only had an (estimated) MLE FIP of 4.31 in 46 Double-A innings (12 starts) last season, but also did this in the Arizona Fall League last year: 11.0 IP, 17 K, 2 BB, 1 HR. He’s playing for Peoria (Arizona) this fall.


To What End Offseason Coverage?

On account of you’re reading these words, you’re almost definitely aware that the World Series begins on Wednesday. What you might not have admitted to yourself yet, reader, is that, when the World Series is over — in a week-and-a-half or so — there will be no more baseball games to watch.

If this is the first you’re hearing of these developments, allow me to offer my condolences. It can come rather suddenly, this post-postseason, and is a bit like losing a limb. Except less painful, of course. And there’s no blood. And it’ll come back — the baseball season, that is — in like five months.

So, okay, it’s not like losing a limb. Not at all, really.

The thing that ought to be noted, too — before one plunges oneself into darkest despair — is that the offseason is actually kinda great. Just as the baseballing enthusiast has acquainted himself with — and maybe become tired of — each team’s roster, with the “identity,” as it were, of the season, the whole thing ends and is renewed, creating a thousand new things to be learned.

The question is — both for readers and writers of this site — is how best to “cover” the offseason. My colleagues here, as you’ll know, are pretty much excllent with regard to trade and free-agent analyses. Also, Dave Cameron presents his flawless organizational rankings, with which, as you’ll know, the entire readership agrees uniformly.

In any case, neither of those things are exactly what you’d call this author’s “area of expertise.”

And yet, reader, I feel like we’ve developed a relationship this season — with the One Night Onlys, I mean — maybe even (metaphorically speaking, of course) shared a bottle of Malbec together and done some inapporpriate things on a faux-bearskin rug.

Even if you don’t feel the same way I do, I am, at the very least, a dude with (a) the internet, (b) free time, and (c) like six or seven stock jokes that I’m prepared to make over and over again with only the very slightest variation.

So here’s the thing: there’s almost definitely a way to cover the offseason both intelligently and hilariously. I don’t know that I, personally, have come across what I’d regard as “perfect” coverage of the Hot Stove League.

But, look: if FanGraphs is dedicated to any one thing — besides preventing an entire generation of young men from reproducing, I mean — it’s dedicated to trying different things and seeing what works. That’s what I, personally, have attempted with the One Night Onlys series — that is, tried to see what a game preview could be. It’s been an incredibly satisfying experience — especially to share that with readers — and now I want to experiment with an offseason format.

So what matters in the offseason, to an “offseason notes”-type column? I don’t know — not entirely, at least. Below, you’ll find some sections that could appear in such a column, but I’m not married to any of them, really.

Mostly, I’m curious as to what the readership has to say about offseason coverage, what it ought to look like. Will I listen to every last suggestion? Absolutely not. But let’s start the conversation and see what happens.

So, like I say, here are some sections that might appear in an offseason-type column:

Fall- and Winter-League Notes
In which the author gets all intimate with some box scores.

Notable Projections/Projection(s) of the Day
In which the author looks into the future.

Rumors
In which the author copy-and-pastes notes from actual, legitimate news sources, and couples it with whimsical statements.

Transactions
In which the author forgoes actual analysis in favor of casual and offhand remarks.

Unsolicited Commentary
In which the author attempts to make order out of chaos — against the reader’s will.


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Let Us Proclaim the Mystery of Faith

Dear Wide Readership,

This is Carson Cistulli. You may know me from such films as “How Stella Got Her Groove Taken Away in the First Place” and “Haters Gonna Hate: The Life and Times of Jimmy Stewart.” Also, I contribute with some frequency to this site.

Tonight, as you probably know, we, the Baseballing Enthusiasts of America, have the opportunity to watch Colby Lewis pitch a potentially ALCS-clinching baseball game against the New York Americans.

Alot of people have asked, and attempted to answer, the question “Who is Colby Lewis?”

The answer to the question is obvious: there is no answer. Or, rather, there is no one answer. Allow me to explain.

It is not uncommon for theologians — and this extends across multiple faith traditions — for theologians to describe God by describing, instead, what God is not. The practice, called apophasis, is predicated on the belief that God is ineffable*, and therefore cannot be apprehended directly.

*I once had a girlfriend who was ineffable, but in a totally different way.

The Mystery known as Colby Lewis is also ineffable. Yes, we can point to him and say, “There is Colby Lewis on the baseball mound” and, yes, we can look at his player page and say, “His slider has been considerably above average (+1.56 runs per 100 thrown) while his curve has been below average (-1.54 per 100).” But that is to ignore the entirety of Colby Lewis.

Jorge Luis Borges comes closest to representing this dichotomy in his very short story “Borges and I.” In said text, Borges struggles to see the similarities between Borges the Man and Borges the Famous Argentine Author. “I do not know which of us has written this page,” he ends by saying.

Similar is the case with Colby Lewis. Sitting here, in Madison, Wisconsin, I imagine Colby Lewis. Later, in front of a television, I will see someone named Colby Lewis, pitching against the Yankees. But that man, throwing from that mound, is only part of the Colby Lewis I imagine.

My colleague Joe Pawlikowski has suggested, via Twitter, that Lewis will fail tonight versus the Yankees and that I, among his (i.e. Lewis’s) biggest supporters, will be crushed.

But I have the leg up on Joe Pawl here, on anyone who’d adjudge Lewis’s success by mere wins and losses, by swinging strikes and groundballs-induced. For the Mystery of Colby Lewis is unassailable. As Walt Whitman has stated, it is large and contains multitudes. One game will have no effect on it. Colby Lewis has won already.

Humbly Yours,
Carson Cistulli