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Idle Thoughts on Watching Late-Season Baseball

Entering play today, there are precisely three teams which have neither (a) clinched a playoff spot nor (b) been eliminated entirely from doing the same. Two of those teams, Atlanta and San Francisco, are very likely to make the posteason; the third, San Diego, is less likely, but has a compelling series this weekend against the Giants.

What that leaves us is 27 teams currently occupying a sort of competitive purgatory — playing without any hope of reaching the postseason and, yet, unable merely to concede the remainder of their games. Yes, there are implications for draft position and tickets that’ve already been sold, but, from a competitive standpoint exclusively, those teams are done-ity done done.

For those of us who like watching baseball, in general, and who, specifically, dedicate substantial amounts of time to devising systems by which we might adjudge the watchability of a particular contest (see: NERD), this particular time of year raises some questions. Well, one question mostly. This one:

Is there any appeal to watching a team that has either clinched, or been elimated from, a playoff spot?

It’s important to note immediately that we’re not considering team allegiance in this conversation. It’s very likely that people in Boston, for example, will continue to watch Red Sox games — because, well, that’s what you do if you’re a Boston fan. (Mind you, it’s not the only thing you do. You probably also refer to everybody as “guy” and use filthy, filthy language — even around grandmothers and newborns. But those matters aren’t germane to the present effort.)

For the neutral supporter, though, the question remains: is there any reason to watch a non-contending team?

I think we can “yes.” I think we can say it for a number of reasons, probably, but two reveal themselves immediately. For one, it’s still baseball, and watching baseball is, as foreign people are always saying in their foreign-sounding languages, “better than a kick in the face.”

So, that’s one reason.

The other is this: there are still things to learn. For example, consider yesterday’s Pirates-Cardinals game. I previewed it in a white-hot edition of One Night Only; Jackie Moore provided the readership with some equally hot postgame notes on the performances of starting pitchers Young James McDonald and Even Younger P.J. Walters. Yes, the game was meaningless so far as wins and losses are concerned this year, but it’s likely that those two starters and any number of field players — Daniel Descalso and Allen Craig and Neil Walker and Pedro Alvarez — it’s likely they all contribute, at some level, to future wins. Smart baseball fans care about that type of thing.

So we can say with some degree of certainty that the so-called “meaningless” games we’re talking about — we can say that they have some value, that they’re not meaningless to the curiouser of us.

But that prompts us to ask another question, specifically: is it possible for any of these so-called meaningless games — is it possible that even the most interesting of them could be more compelling than a game featuring a still-contending team?

Consider the Diamondbacks, for example. Or the Brewers. Both teams rate pretty highly by NERD’s exacting standards (a 9 for each). Arizona is young and plays excellent defense. Milwaukee has the best offense in the NL by park-adjusted wRAA. Both teams hit for power, feature modest payrolls, and have scored fewer runs than their Base Runs totals would otherwise suggest. Those are all qualities amenable to the baseball nerd.

The Giants and Braves, on the other hand, feature NERD scores of 4 and 5, respectively — not bad scores, but not great, either. San Francisco runs the bases poorly, they’re on the old side, they feature a slightly below-average offense. Really, a lot of their aesthetic value is in the quality of their starting rotation. As for Atlanta, they also run the bases poorly, they feature one of the league’s poorer Team UZRs, and their HR/FB ratio is below average.

Of course, the difference is that both of those teams (i.e. the Giants and Braves) are playing meaningful games — meaningful in the traditional baseball sense. So while, yes, the Brewers might be more interesting than the Braves in a vacuum, the circumstances presented by a playoff race aren’t very vacuum-y at all.

We’re confronted with a truth, then. Roger Caillois discusses it somewhere in his excellent Man, Play, and Games, but I have no idea where I’ve deposited my copy of said text, nor am I particularly inclined to go looking for it. In any case, I’m almost positive that Caillois writes something like this in it, something like: for whatever its other vrtues, a game that doesn’t incentivize winning — or that features even a single contestant for whom victory isn’t the primary objective — that is, by definition, a less interesting game.

As I very obviously have no intention of reaching something so pedestrian as a “conclusion” in the present work, allow me to end with two notes, as follows:

1. Given the nature of competition and games, it’s unlikely that a game between two eliminated (or playoff-bound) teams — it’s unlikely that said game could be more interesting than one featuring a still-contending team.

2. On the other hand, merely because a team — owing to its place in the standings — merely because a team as a whole lacks incentive to win a game, this doesn’t necessarily apply to all the individual players involved in the game. For example, in the case of the aforementioned Pirates-Cardinals game, we can assume that St. Louis starter P.J. Walters in fact had a great deal of incentive to perform well. As a young pitcher likely to compete for a spot on the 2011 Cardinals, Walters presumably wanted very much to dominate his opponent and impress the major league coaching staff, who ultimately have control over his career and, thus, his livelihood. We might even say that Walters had more incentive to perform ably in yesterday’s game than a veteran player on a contending team.


One Night Only!

This edition of One Night Only proves incontrovertibly that beauty is truth; truth, beauty.

(NERD scores in parentheses.)

Arizona (9) at San Francisco (4) | 10:05pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Diamondbacks: Undecided (10?)

Giants: Tim Lincecum (10)
205.1 IP, 9.64 K/9, 3.16 BB/9, .323 BABIP, 49.2% GB, 9.7% HR/FB, 3.24 xFIP, 5.0 WAR

Notes
• About a month ago, a kind reader noted — sorry, I forgot on which post exactly — but this kind reader noted that “undecided” starters ought to profile as average or better in terms of NERD. I don’t know what score I’d assigned an undecided starter in that particular case. Maybe it was a 3. I was thinking to myself “replacement level,” is why. (I was thinking some other things, too, but they’re all too disgusting to reprint here. Plus, I don’t have any soy sauce.) But more often than not, “undecided” means a minor league call-up. Generally, that means good times. And even if it doesn’t mean a minor league call-up, it means suspense — which, that’s a entire genre of film and literature, so it must be good.
• “But Cistulli,” maybe you’re saying, “I’m looking at Yahoo or whatever right now, and it very clearly states that [insert name] is pitching. How could you miss that?” Well, what you’re talking about there, friend, is “up-to-the-minute information.” That’s fine, I guess. But let me ask you a question: what’s so great about up-to-the-minute information, hm? All you’re really doing is being prejudiced against the past. That may be fine for you, but look: if there’s one thing Carson Cistulli isn’t it’s prejudiced.
Madison Bumgarner was originally scheduled to start tonight’s game for San Francisco but, as R.J. Anderson discussed yesternight in these pages, has been switched with Lincecum so that the latter could start a hypothetical Game 163 on normal rest.
• Oh, yeah: the Giants are trying to make the postseason. They’re doing a pretty good job. Here are their odds, per Cool Standings: 87.1% (Division), 3.4% (Wild Card), 90.6% (Overall).

Pittsburgh (6) at St. Louis (3) | 1:40pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Pirates: James McDonald (7)
58.0 IP, 8.38 K/9, 3.72 BB/9, .322 BABIP, 30.4% GB, 2.8% HR/FB, 4.17 xFIP, 1.6 WAR

Cardinals: P.J. Walters (15*)
23.0 IP, 7.04 K/9, 3.52 BB/9, .339 BABIP, 41.0% GB, 15.2% HR/FB, 4.66 xFIP, -0.2 WAR

Notes
• It appears as though P.J. Walters has already made a couple of starts at the major league level this season, but the most recent was on June 1st, so he’s still super fresh and super clean. Here are his numbers at Triple-A Memphis this season: 108.2 IP, 8.78 K/9, 2.48 BB/9, 0.99 HR/9, 3.73 FIP. Note that those numbers come out of the the Pacific Coast League, where a 4.79 ERA is league average. Also note that he was playing in a park (i.e. Memphis’s AutoZone park) that appears to suppress runs relative to those inflated levels*.
• Hey, America, the Pirates might be getting better. Yes, for the season, they possess one of the league’s worst offenses, but, over the course of the last month, they’re posting the seventh-highest (raw) wOBA (.319) in the NL. It willn’t surprise the reader to know that Andrew McCutchen has been the most valuable offender over that time, recording a .437 wOBA and 10.7 wRAA, the sixth-best figure over that time in the NL (behind Carlos Gonzalez, Troy Tulowitzki, Matt Holliday, Ryan Braun, and Joey Votto). The success of other players bodes well, though — players like Neil Walker (.396 wOBA, 7.2 wRAA, .313 BABIP) and Pedro Alvarez (.364, 3.9, .348).

One Other Game
Chicago Nationals (2) at San Diego (9), 10:05pm ET
• Watching the current iteration of the Cubs is like dividing happiness by zero. Enter at your own risk.

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One Night Only!

This edition of One Night Only is a slave to none and a servant to maybe 20 or 30.

(NERD scores in parentheses.)

Featured Games
Tonight’s slate of games features three favorites for the AL Cy Young award. Is that interesting? I don’t know, to be honest. But people seem to like it, so here we are.

New York Americans (6) at Toronto (7), 7:07pm ET
• Your Cy candidate is CC Sabathia.
• His credentials look exactly like this: 33 GS, 229.1 IP, 7.42 K/9, 2.83 BB/9, 50.6% GB, 3.56 FIP, 3.82 xFIP, 4.6 WAR
• Tonight, he opposes the AL’s fifth-best offense, with +50.4 park-adjusted runs relative to average.
• My bold prediction for the game is that Jose Bautista hits his 59th and 73rd home runs. What? Who said he had to hit them in order?

Baltimore (2) at Tampa Bay (10), 7:10pm ET
• Your Cy candidate is David Price.
• His credentials look exactly like this: 30 GS, 199.2 IP, 8.07 K/9, 3.56 BB/9, 44.7% GB, 3.54 FIP, 4.03 xFIP, 4.0 WAR
• Tonight, he opposes the AL’s 13th-best offense, with -56.3 park-adjusted runs relative to average.
• My bold prediction for the game is that Reid Brignac runs around the infield, avoiding MLB officials, while coach Joe Maddon begins a “Let them play!” chant for the entire Tropicana Field crowd.

Seattle (2) at Texas (7), 8:05pm ET
• Your Cy candidate is Felix Hernandez.
• His credentials look exactly like this: 33 GS, 241.2 IP, 8.45 K/9, 2.53 BB/9, 53.5% GB, 3.07 FIP, 3.26 xFIP, 6.1 WAR
• Tonight, he opposes the AL’s seventh-best offense with +38.2 park-adjusted runs relative to average.
• My bold prediction is that one of Felix Hernandez’s pitches, instead of going into the catcher’s mitt, goes straight into heaven.

A Brief Editorial
In the wake of yesterday’s wordfest, I’ve now made reference in these electronic pages to every single book I’ve ever read. Or, every single book but one, at least.

Luckily, that one last book contains shockingly prescient commentary on this year’s American League Cy Young race.

The author? Epictetus. The text? Discourses. The passage? Boo-yah:

Whenever I see a person suffering from nervousness, I think, well, what can he expect? If he had not set his sights on things outside man’s control, his nervousness would end at once. Take a lyre player: he’s relaxed when he performs alone, but put him in front of an audience, and it’s a different story, no matter how beautiful his voice or how well he plays the instrument. Why? Because he not only wants to perform well, he wants to be well received — and the latter lies outside his control.

He is confident as far as his knowledge of music is concerned — the views of the public carry no weight with him there. His anxiety stems from lack of knowledge of and lack of practice in other areas. Which are what? He doesn’t know what an audience is, what approval from an audience amounts to. Although he know well enough how to play every note on the guitar, from the lowest to the highest, the approval of the public — what it means and what real significance it has — this he does not know and has made no effort to learn.

Elsewhere, Epictetus takes pains to impress upon his reader that, really, public opinion — being fickle, having no grounds in reason — is meaningless. Hence, the only real concern for the lyrist is totally shredding on his lyre. If the public likes it, awesome. If they don’t, sorry. The point is, it’s never going to be a particularly reliable comment on the quality of lyre-playing.

As for the relevance of the passage to the present Cy Young race — to any awards-voting — well, it’s pretty clear. Felix Hernandez, CC Sabathia: they’re lyre players. Media sorts, dudes watching TV: their the audience. They’re not totally clueless about what does or does not constitute good lyre-playing, but, as a group, their not geniuses, either.

The only real difference between Epictetus’s hypothetical scenario and the Cy Young case is this: the “nervousness” in question — it isn’t Hernandez’ and Sabathia’s nervousness. Really, those guys don’t seem too worried. Rather, it’s anyone who allows himself to engage in the Cy Young conversaion*.

*Perhaps “nervousness” isn’t the right word. Maybe “undue concern” makes more sense. Still, you get the idea: having an emotion about it one way or the other.

Now, that’s not to say we can’t have debates about who is and who’s not the American League’s best pitcher. “Hernandez has totally dominated,” says one. “But Cliff Lee, Francisco Liriano: they have higher WARs,” says another. That’s fine. But Cy Young voting is different. I concede, it looks the same: it’s billed as the award that goes to the best pitcher. But it hasn’t always been that. So there’s no reason to fret.

Perhaps those who care about the Cy Young do so because because they care about justice. Like, of tonight’s three starters, for example, Hernandez has pretty clearly been the best pitcher this year. More strikeouts and fewer walks per nine, better groundball rate, better FIP and xFIP, better WAR. There’s also a pretty good chance he doesn’t win the Cy. Some will regard this as an injustice. Not a, you know, Sudan-sized injustice, but important in its own way.

I don’t know what to tell those people except that, ultimately, justice isn’t that important. It depends on swaying the views of many — which, as Epictetus has suggested, is of little concern. If DIPS theory has liberated us in any way, it’s to call attention to those instances where a pitcher has excelled while his team has failed him (or vice versa).

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The Sabermetric Project and the “Science of Words”

Before I hit the record button on our recent conversation together, Geoff Young and I meditated briefly on the relationship between words and numbers — and the respective contributions of each to the sabermetric project. Young said something to the effect that he’d always regarded Bill James (i.e. father of us all) as a writer and thinker first, a statistician second. If I’m remembering correctly, James has said something very similar to this on more than one occasion.

Around this time last year, in these electronic pages, I addressed James’ opinion on the narrative quality of numbers. It could certainly be treated at greater length, but, to paraphrase, his most basic thoughts on the matter are summarized in this statement:

When the numbers melt into the language, they acquire the power to do all of the things which language can do, to become fiction and drama and poetry.

Another voice — and another perspective — in this conversation belongs to an unlikely source: Romantic Poet and Manly Christian Samuel Taylor Coleridge. I’ve recently acquired from the University of Wisconsin Library a copy of Coleridge’s Aids to Reflection. The first thing to say about the text — not entirely related, but relevant insofar as it’s awesome — is that the specific copy I’ve checked out was published in 1863 (and is, in fact, inscribed by one John L. Ladds, dated 1865). There’s a pleasure to this: to read the exact words that someone 150 years ago also saw fit to read.

More relevant to the present discussion, however, is the following sentiment. Attempting to summarize the purpose of his book, Coleridge states in the preface that his intent is to

direct the reader’s attention to the value of the science of words, their use and abuse, and the incalcuable advantages attached to the habit of using them appropriately, and with a distinct knowledge of their primary, derivative, and metaphorical senses. [Emphasis mine.]

Here we have an idea both opposite, and intimately related, to James’s. Coleridge is concerned not with the capacity for cold data to become warm and rich when organized meaningfully, but rather with properties of words and their particular effects on readers. Of course, there actually is a science more or less dedicated to this: linguistics (and rhetoric, too). That’s not news. But for a community that recognizes implicitly the importance of numbers to our enjoyment and understanding of baseball, it makes sense also to understand the role of words in the same.

Josh Levin considered something like this back in 2003, in a piece he wrote for Slate. In his article, he asks a simple question: Why doesn’t football have a Bill James?

Aaron Schatz of Football Outsiders answered the question ably, stating that “baseball analysis exists as it does today because Bill James is one of the people who, in American intellectual history, is a force of nature.”

Levin is smart enough to recognize some other obvious reasons as to why baseball analysis has proliferated. Like, for example, that baseball is older, and also that, being a turn-based game, it lends itself more to quantitative analysis.

Still, it’s a fact: especially in the early years of the Abstract, when he was writing and publishing his annual almost entirely by himself, James’ output was incredible. For not only was he doing all that junk on his own, but he was, more or less, inventing a genre of literature.

What sort of person is capable of such singular focus and ubermenschiness? The same sort who’d write the following words, also in Slate, earlier this month:

I myself am a stubborn, sometimes arrogant person who refuses to obey some of the rules that everybody else follows. I pay no attention to the rules of grammar. I write fragments if I goddamned well feel like it. I refuse to follow many of the principles of proper research that are agreed upon by the rest of the academic world. An editor said to me last year, “Well, you’ve earned the right to do things your own way.” Bullshit; I was that way when I was 25. It has to do with following the rules that make sense to me and ignoring the ones that don’t. It doesn’t make me a bad person; it makes me who I am. I started the Baseball Abstract, self-publishing it when self-publishing was cumbersome and impractical, because it was my book and nobody was going to tell me how to write it or tell me what people were interested in.

Words, numbers, and baseball — and the overlapping relationships between the three — were recently addressed by Will Carroll and (by way of response to Carroll) Tom Tango.

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One Night Only!

This edition of One Night Only is definitely speaking before it thinks.

Note: It appears as though the Braves organization is attempting to besmirch the good name of the author: they’ve bumped ahead Mike Minor by a day and, instead, will be starting Tommy Hanson tonight. It’s actually not much of a downgrade, so far as NERD goes. Hanson currently has an 8, which is where Minor himself would be were it not for the bad luck.

(NERD scores in parentheses.)

Florida (7) at Atlanta (5) | 7:10pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Marlins: Alex Sanabia (4)
65.1 IP, 5.79 K/9, 2.20 BB/9, .310 BABIP, 35.4% GB, 5.3% HR/FB, 4.67 xFIP, 1.1 WAR

Braves: Mike Minor (10)
39.1 IP, 9.38 K/9, 2.29 BB/9, .392 BABIP, 35.2% GB, 10.3% HR/FB, 3.86 xFIP, 0.6 WAR

Notes
• There are three teams whose respective playoff fates remain undecided: Atlanta, San Diego, and San Francisco. As of this morning, their respective postseason odds, per Cool Standings, are as follows: 59.7% (Braves), 83.0% (Giants), and 57.0% (Padres). Yeah, San Francisco has a higher chance of making the playoffs, but, speaking broadly, each of these three teams has an equal claim to the two remaining spots. Or, rephrased in Manglish: “Three go in. Only two come out.”
• Mike Minor is one of the 10-iest NERDs you’re ever gonna find. He has an above-average xFIP (3.86), has a way unlucky ERA (6.18), is posting an excellent 11.1% swinging-strike rate (while average for starters is around 7.7%, with a standard deviation of 1.9%), and is only 22 years old. Let’s give this guy a metaphorical high-five, huh?
Osvaldo Martinez is the young shortstop who’s taken over in the absence of Hanley Ramirez, currently suffering from a sore elbow. Martinez is actually an interesting player. First, here’s what he did as a 22-year-old at Double-A this season: .300/.370/.399 (.334 BABIP), .355 wOBA, 111 wOBA+*. Also, there’s this fact: Martinez was shot in a drive-by last September in his hometown of Carolina, Puerto Rico. In this year’s Prospect Handbook, Baseball America gives him high marks for his makeup, too.

*wOBA+, courtesy of StatCorner, is park-adjusted wOBA relative to league average.

Other Notes
Seattle (2) at Texas (7), 8:10pm ET
• If we’re lucky, Greg Halman will start in the outfield for Seattle tonight. Who’s Greg Halman? Well, here: imagine a player with unending athleticism but absolutely no clue at the plate. That’s Greg Halman. In 465 Triple-A PA this season, he hit 33 HR and was 15-for-19 on SB attempts. Here were his relevant batting stats: .243/.310/.545 (.315 BABIP), .364 wOBA, 111 wOBA+. That also includes a 37:169 BB:K, meaning that Halman struck out in 39.9% of his ABs.

Chicago Nationals (2) at San Diego (10), 10:05pm ET
• Have you ever read Jim Collins’ The Last Best League? If not, you should. Also, if not, here’s the thing you should know about it: it’s a “season with”-type book (a la Seven Seconds or Less or Rammer, Jammer, Yellow Hammer) about the Cape Cod League. Finally, if not, here’s the last thing you need to know: Tim Stauffer is, like, the star of the book. He was the fourth-overall pick in the 2003 draft. Then he had arm problems. Now he’s starting this super-important game.

If I Had My Druthers
• I’d write a “season with”-type book featuring Colby Lewis and Andres Torres and maybe Manny Parra.
• It’d mostly be about all of us playing volleyball together.
Just Some Guys Playing a Harmless Game of Volleyball, Is All would be the commendably succinct title.

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One Night Only!

This edition of One Night Only totally wasn’t just crying to a Billy Joel song.

(NERD scores in parentheses.)

San Francisco (4) at Colorado (6) | 8:10pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Giants: Tim Lincecum (10)
197.1 IP, 9.62 K/9, 3.28 BB/9, .328 BABIP, 48.5% GB, 9.9% HR/FB, 3.31 xFIP, 4.6 WAR

Rockies: Jhoulys Chacin (8)
125.1 IP, 8.83 K/9, 3.95 BB/9, .301 BABIP, 46.3% GB, 7.6% HR/FB, 3.78 xFIP, 2.9 WAR

Notes
• I’m not a smart man, nor do I probably even know what love really is, but I get that this series is an important one. As of Thursday afternoon, here are your respective postseason odds, per Cool Standings. For the Giants of San Francisco: 42.8% (Division), 13.6% (Wild Card), 56.3% (Overall). For the Rockies of Colorado: 3.8% (Division), 3.0% (Wild Card), 6.8% (Overall).
• If not proof, the Rockies’ rather limited chance of making the postseason represents at least a modest case study in the capacity of narrative to create a gap between appearances and reality. My guess is, you ask your average smart, basebally person, and he’ll give Colorado something better than a 10% chance of making the postseason. And not only that, but even knowing that Colorado has only a 6% chance of making playoffs, I’m guessing that same smart, basebally person is still excited about this weekend’s series. The narrative (division rivals, separated by only three games, featuring pretty great pitching matchups) makes the series far more appealing than the numbers would otherwise suggest. Nor am I suggesting at all that this is a bad thing. I’m suggesting we digest this information and use it for good. Like saving puppies, or something. Yeah, something like that.
• Jhoulys Chacin has been better this year than any reasonable person could’ve possibly anticipated. See his strikeout rate up there (8.83 per nine)? That’s a higher mark for him than at any point during his minor league career. CHONE projected him this way before the season: 7.01 K/9, 4.64 BB/9, 1.23 HR/9, 5.02 FIP. ZiPS said this: 5.46 K/9, 4.00 BB/9, 1.02 HR/9, 4.79 FIP. Conclusion? Computers don’t know even one thing about baseball. It’s a fact!

Other Notes
Florida (7) at Milwaukee (9), 8:10pm ET
• Brewer prospect Mark Rogers makes his first-ever MLB start tonight. Rogers is a former first-rounder (2004) who missed literally all of the 2007 and 08 seasons. Here are his numbers this season from Double-A Huntsville: 111.2 IP, 8.95 K/9, 5.56 BB/9, 0.24 HR/9, 3.58 FIP. Unfortunately for Rogers, StatCorner pegged his tRA+ at only 95 — even at Double-A.

Cincinnati (7) at San Diego (10), 10:05pm ET
• It’s sad, and equally true, that righty Chris Young’s last good season was 2007. He made at least 30 starts each season between 2005 and 2007. In the three years hence, he’s made 34 starts — including only two this season. What’s his contribution likely to be for San Diego’s playoff run? Really, it’s hard to say. He pitched a grand total of 6.1 IP in rehab. He had 4 K and 2 BB. That’s fine, but it’s just not a lot of information.

Pop Quiz
Question
Is Carson Cistulli the type of man to avoid shameless self-promotion?

Answer
No, no, no.

Why I Bring It Up
Because I composed an ode to a couple of this weekend’s bigger football games and fooled Brian Burke of Advanced NFL Stats into publishing it. (Sucka.)

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One Night Only!

This edition of One Night Only can protect you from everything but your own self

(NERD scores in parentheses.)

Colorado (6) at Arizona (8) | 9:40pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Rockies: Jeff Francis (7)
95.2 IP, 5.74 K/9, 1.88 BB/9, .313 BABIP, 47.2% GB, 8.2% HR/FB, 3.91 xFIP, 2.1 WAR

Diamondbacks: Ian Kennedy (5)
185.0 IP, 7.83 K/9, 3.21 BB/9, .265 BABIP, 36.5% GB, 10.8% HR/FB, 4.29 xFIP, 2.4 WAR

Some True Facts
In the event that you didn’t notice, reader, allow me to point out now that one of tonight’s starters — specifically, Ian Kennedy — has the last name Kennedy. The intelligent person you are, you’re assuredly aware that, since Massachusetts joined the Union, almost every last senator from that state has shared this surname (i.e. Kennedy). Amazingly, a few haven’t. “Who are they?” you’re definitely wondering. It’s this question that I intend to address in what follows.

Though it actually wouldn’t take long to catalog all non-Kennedy senators in Bay State history, in the interest of brevity, I’ve chosen the five with the awesomest-sounding names. For each former senator, I’ve also included his dates and some shockingly brief — but super essential — notes on his respective accomplishments. (All facts stolen directly, shamelessly from Wikipedia.)

Name: Tristram Dalton, 1738 – 1817
Notes: First-ever senator from state. Elected to Continental Congress, in 1783 and 1784, before creation of Senate. Elected Whitest Living Person three times running during mid-80s.

Name: Prentiss Mellen, 1764 – 1840
Notes: Lived most of life in giant, northern part of state lost in poker game (i.e. Maine). “Studied” “law” at “Harvard” — which, I think we all know what that means, amirite?

Name: Rufus Choate, 1799 – 1859
Notes: As senator, opposed annexation of Texas. As lawyer, once successfully defended client on grounds that accused was sleepwalking when he murdered his wife. Was told, at young age, that he had a “face made for radio” before said technology was even imagined.

Name: George Frisbie Hoar, 1826 – 1904
Notes: Argued in the Senate in favor of Women’s suffrage as early as 1886 and opposed the Chinese Exclusion Act, too. Basically, crusaded on behalf of marginalized populations for entire life. Also, gave new meaning to the term “Frisbee Whore,” if you know what I mean.

Name: Leverett A. Saltonstall, 1892 – 1979
Notes: So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so rich. I mean, sooooooo rich. Like, rich enough that it’s surprising he ever died.

Actual Baseball Notes
• On a per-inning basis, Jeff Francis is currently in the midst of his best major league season. He’s been on the DL for about 2.5 months, so you won’t see it in gaudy totals, but he’s currently allowing fewer walks per nine and inducing more ground balls per ball-in-play than ever before.
• The Rocky starters, as a whole, have been excellent. Per our leaderboards, Colorado has the third-lowest xFIP among starting pitchers, with a 3.94 mark. Moreover, their rotation is remarkably solid: Jorge de la Rosa, Ubaldo Jimenez, Jason Hammel, Jhoulys Chacin, and Francis all feature xFIPs between 3.49 and 3.91.
• Colorado’s postseason odds, per Cool Standings, as of yesterday afternoon: 6.5% (Division), 3.5% (Wild Card), 10.0% (Overall).

Rufus Choate is disappointed in you.

Other Notes
Florida (7) at Milwaukee (9), 8:10pm ET
• It’s one of your last chances to see Mike Stanton, who’s done this so far in his rookie campaign: 348 PA, .243/.316/.505 (.299 BABIP). .349 wOBA, 119 wOBA+, 1.8 WAR.

Seattle (1) at Toronto (7), 12:37pm ET
Felix Hernandez will likely only make a couple more appearances this season en route to making a legitimate case for Cy Young honors despite currently standing at only 12-11.
• There isn’t, but there should be, an award for Awesomest Pitch of the Year. Lookout Landing documents what would likely be a contender for said fictional award.

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FanGraphs Audio: Geoff Young of Ducksnorts

Episode Forty-Six
In which the guest is neither a duck nor a snort. Discuss.

Headlines
The Padres Were Bad
And Then the Padres Weren’t So Bad
And Then They Were in First Place
And Then They Weren’t in First Place
Ta-da!

Featuring
Geoff Young of Ducksnorts and Beyond

Finally, you can subscribe to the podcast via iTunes or other feeder things.

Audio on the flip-flop. (Approximately 25 min play time.)

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One Night Only!

This edition of One Night Only is like watching paint dry — on the canvas of one of Picasso’s masterworks, that is.

(NERD scores in parentheses.)

Colorado (6) at Arizona (9) | 9:40pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Rockies: Ubaldo Jimenez (8)
202.2 IP, 8.53 K/9, 3.64 BB/9, .276 BABIP, 49.0% GB, 4.4% HR/FB, 3.73 xFIP, 5.9 WAR

Diamondbacks: Rodrigo Lopez (3)
184.1 IP, 5.13 K/9, 2.49 BB/9, .300 BABIP, 37.6% GB, 12.9% HR/FB, 4.71 xFIP, 0.8 WAR

Notes
This is surprising to me: Rodrigo Lopez has made 30 starts for Arizona this season. That’s only the second time he’s reached the 30-start threshold in his career, with the only other time coming in 2005. The difference between the early- and mid-decade version of Lopez and this one is about a strikeout per inning and three to five percentage points in groundball rate (with the present iteration coming out worse in both). That’s also the difference, it turns out, between a league-average and replacement-level innings eater. Lopez is the latter now.

A Decisive Decision
How bout we never talk about Rodrigo Lopez in this space again, okay? I realize it’s my fault this time, and I’m sorry. Nor do I intend to disrespect Lopez himself, who I’m sure wants really badly to be good at baseball. It’s just, generally speaking, Rodrigo Lopez represents a Type of player — capital-T, per my main man Carl to the Jung — of little interest to the baseballing enthusiast: he’s older (but not old-old), borderline replacement-level, and plays for a team that’s way out of contention.

In short, there are a lot of things I’d rather think about than Rodrigo Lopez.

Things I’d Rather Think About Than Rodrigo Lopez
• Juice
• Appellate Law
• Mexico, Entire History Of
• All the People I Know Named Tim
Frank Tanana

Consolation Prize
As a consolation prize, I offer you these true facts:

• While currently the second-youngest team in the league (average batter age of 26.8), the D’Backs are also one of the most powerful (currently fourth in park-adjusted HR/FB). The Diamondbacks are like the child king of the majors.
• Nor does that really even count Brandon Allen, who’s also young (24) and powerful (25 homers in 469 PA at Triple-A this season). This game will be markedly more interesting with him in left field.
Troy Tulowitzki.

Other Notes
Atlanta (5) at Philadelphia (4), 7:05pm ET
Tommy Hanson (7) and Roy Oswalt (9) are your pitchers.
• Philly’s postseason odds, per Cool Standings: 88.5% (Division), 11.4% (Wild Card), 99.9% (Postseason).
• Atlanta’s postseason odds, per Cool Standings: 11.5% (Division), 74.2% (Wild Card), 85.7% (Postseason).

Seattle (1) at Toronto (7), 7:07pm ET
• Blue Jay prospect Kyle Drabek was pretty good in his major league debut last week. Line: 6.0 IP, 26 TBF, 5 K, 3 BB, 11 GB on 18 BIP (61.1%).
• Unfortunately, the Mariners are one of the teams in this game.

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One Night Only!

This edition of One Night Only was originally penned in a considerably more beautiful and way more expressive foreign language.

(NERD scores in parentheses.)

Atlanta (5) at Philadelpia (4) | 7:05pm ET
Starting Pitchers
Braves: Mike Minor (10)
37.0 IP, 9.97 K/9, 2.19 BB/9, .381 BABIP, 36.1% GB, 9.3% HR/FB, 3.68 xFIP, 0.7 WAR

Phillies: Roy Halladay (10)
234.2 IP, 8.05 K/9, 1.07 BB/9, .306 BABIP, 51.5% GB, 11.6% HR/FB, 2.89 xFIP, 6.4 WAR

Notes
• Halladay has a strand rate of 82.7% — which, that’s higher than both his career rate (73.2%) and league average (around 70%). On the other hand, were Halladay’s strand rate over 100%, I’d still regard it as totally sustainable. Why? Because he’s Roy Frigging Halladay. He’s like the MacGyver of baseball pitchers.
• Mike Minor’s excellent NERD is based upon the fact that he’s both a tiny baby (only 22) and totally unlucky (5.84 ERA verus that 3.68 xFIP).
• Here are some postseason odds, via Cool Standings. Philly: 79.1% (Division), 20.6% (Wild Card), 99.7% (Playoffs). Atlanty: 20.9% (Division), 68.2% (Wild Card), 89.1% (Playoffs).

Forewards Progress
The Handsome and Prolific Jonah Keri announced yesterday via Twitter that Mark Cuban will be writing the foreward to Keri’s forthcoming tour-de-force The Extra 2% — an exciting prospect, I think we can all agree.

On the occasion of this news, I thought it might be a good time to announce some of my own forthcoming titles and their respective foreward-writers. The following texts will almost definitely be available at better bookstores everywhere.

Title: Rock, Chalk, Tarantula Hawk?
Description: A very scholarly and totally rigorous analysis of an alternate reality in which the University of Kansas chose a very different kind of mascot.
Foreward By: Actually, no specific author. Rather, it’s an excerpt from a game of Exquisite Corpse played by Dom DeLuise, Catherine Deneuve, and Kool Keith during one of the latter’s legendarily tasteful dinner parties. Suffice it to say, the text is frigging transcendent.

Title: On the High Importance of Codpieces
Description: Written in broken French, Codpieces is mostly just a collection of photographs I’ve taken of myself in various states of undress, in various bathroom mirrors.
Foreward By: Grady Sizemore, whose French is impeccable, actually

Title: Oh Baby, I Like It WAR
Description: A disgusting, expletive-laden meditation on the history of sabermetrics.
Foreward By: Ol’ Dirty Bastard (posthumously)

Other Notes
Texas (7) at Los Angeles Americans (1), 10:05pm ET
• Let Colby Lewis (7) into your life, America.
Peter Bourjos Watch: 136 PA, .195/.231/.375 (.223 BABIP), .268 wOBA, 64 wRC+.
• Another thing about Peter Bourjos: he’s currently sporting a 7.8 UZR through 327.2 innings afield. Small sample? Yes. Still totally plausible? Also, yes.

Colorado (6) at Arizona (8), 9:40pm ET
Troy Tulowitzki is becoming a legit MVP-candidate, says my boss. Diamondback starter Joe Saunders is a good person against whom to continue that candidacy.

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