Actual Rich Harden tattoo.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for six of the weekend’s bumpinest games.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of this weekend’s games.
3. The superlative adjective bumpinest, apparently.
There’s no reason to fear change.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Previews for six games, all of them (i.e. the previews) aimed equally at the heart and the head.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every game between Tuesday and Thursday.
3. This Programming Note:
What you see here, reader, is a three-day, working-week edition of One Night Only. I understand that this (a) represents a change and also that (b) change is frightening; how-ev-er, it’s the opinion of this author that games might (I say might!) be sufficiently previewed in two weekly (i.e. a Tuesday and Friday one) editions, thus freeing same author (in this case, Carson Cistulli) to more ably divert his attentions to other baseball-related splendors*.
*Like, for example, the stupid-excellent interview with Grant Brisbee of McCovey Chronicles that’ll be appearing at this site later today.
Because we’re looking into the future, of course, it’s possible that the slate of games for Thursday will change in the interim. As such, I will likely revisit this post over the course of its relevance — and will invite the readership to utilize the comments section to chastise me duly for failing to do same.
We’re in this together, reader. Not in a sexy way, necessarily. But also: sort of in a sexy way.
Chauncey Gardner, of no relation to Brett.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for the exact perfect number of games.
2. Very proprietary Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of this weekend’s myriad games.
3. Equal parts shabby and chic.
Tonight’s featured game is brought to you by the adjective Mega.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. An expanded preview of tonight’s Arizona-Kansas City contest — known to basically everyone as Mega Game 2011.
2. A brief note — namely, that there are only five games tonight, so plan your life accordingly.
3. Very proprietary Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s five dumb games.
A puppet on the hand is equivalent to no specific number in the bush.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. An expanded preview for tonight’s biggest of events: Tampa Bay at Milwaukee.
2. Brief, but no less charming, previews for these games: Toronto at Atlanta, Colorado at Cleveland, and Philadelphia at St. Louis.
3. Yet another experimental design for the day’s slate of games — including, as always, very proprietary Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
This is happening again.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. An expanded preview for the big, big Houston-Texas match-up.
2. Brief, but totally charming, previews for these games: Colorado at Cleveland, New York (AL) at Cincinnati, and Philadelphia at St. Louis.
3. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games — in a sweet new, slightly more interactive table.
At least one of these words applies to the present edition of One Night Only.
This edition of One Night Only is limited in terms of written copy, on account of most of the author’s effort was expended in the pursuit of designing a cleaner, more user-friendly presentation for the daily slate of games — which design one can see by reading furtherly in the present post.
It was big in New Zealand, at least.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for four games: Saturday’s Baltimore at Washington and Toronto at Cincinnati games, and Sunday’s Texas at Atlanta and Detroit at Colorado games.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of this weekend’s games.
3. Precisely 1,000 apologies for not posting a Friday edition of ONO.
Whaddo I look like, a frigging psychologist over here?
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Previews of varying sizes for four games: Texas at New York (AL), Baltimore at Toronto, Milwaukee at Chicago (NL), and New York (NL) at Atlanta.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
3. One man’s trash.
Hold on to your you-know-whats.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Previews of varying sizes for these four games: Florida at Philadelphia (Game Two), Florida at Philadelphia (Game One), San Diego at Colorado, and Boston at Tampa Bay.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
3. Some free association, and then some association that’s actually kinda expensive.
