Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat – 3/21/16

12:05
Dan Szymborski: Chatting has started. My lateness is due to the villainy of Carson.

12:05
Kyle: Help me Dan. I’m hungover at work and need a lot of baseball

12:06
Dan Szymborski: MORE L’AFFAIROCHE!

12:06
Ben: John Farrell has recently said that Sandoval will have to compete for the starting 3B job, leaving it a possibility that Travis Shaw could start on Opening Day. Do you think there’s any truth in that, or just another way to push the Panda to work harder?

12:06
Dan Szymborski: I think Panda’s job hold is very tenuous, but would be surprised if they don’t let him suck for a month before pulling the plug.

12:06
Tank: Chances the Diamondbacks win the Shelby Miller trade ?

12:07
Dan Szymborski: It’s possible of course – Miller’s an establish MLB pitcher of above-average quality, but right now the money’s on the Braves winning.

12:08
Forsyth: Do you think Shaw or Sandoval would be a better 3B this season?

12:08
Dan Szymborski: I’d actually vote against either of them being actually good.

12:09
Dan Szymborski: Shaw comes with his own risks – he’s not likely to be a good full-time defender at third and even if you use his MLB statline to argue he’s improved — which you should — it’s hard to forget how recent he stunk at AAA for a year.

12:10
Dan Szymborski: (And yes, a .720 OPS in AAA stinks for a prospect)

12:10
Bork: How much negative WAR is Drake Laroche worth to the White Sox?

12:10
Dan Szymborski: Without the power of Drake, the White Sox will go 41-121.

12:10
Dan Szymborski: 41-122 that is. He’s so important that his loss will make the White Sox lose a game that never happened. MLB will go 2430-2431 this year.

12:10
Jimbo: Is this year Yasmani Grandal ascends to the heavens as a shiny golden catching god?

12:10
Dan Szymborski: Gotta stay healthy

12:11
John: When do we see Mazara and/or Brinson? With Desmond being so cheap, can a slump excelerate a promotion for either?

12:11
Dan Szymborski: The Rangers will go as events dictate.

12:11
Utility: How is ESPN choosing their player rankings? Is it all based on writers rankings?

12:11
Dan Szymborski: In the BBTN? We ranked them.

12:11
Bork: http://www.thescore.com/mlb/news/987854 have you done the Jeter/Drake quiz yet?

12:11
Dan Szymborski: I have not.

12:11
Forsyth: Crawford is now the 4th OF. The Red Sox are exploring Travis Shaw taking over for Sandoval as the everyday 3B. Are we finally reaching the point where contract value/status is weighing less on the everyday decisions, and winning is weighing more?

12:12
Dan Szymborski: It’s helpful in that the contracts are from the “previous guy” so it’s easier, psychologically, to properly treat them as sunk costs.

12:13
Ben: I took a look at your spray chart for Bogaerts in 2015, and noticed he hit a ton of deep flies to right, but only a few, including all of his homers, to left. He’s said recently he wants to add more power by swinging harder/pulling pitches in hitters’ counts, so do you think he can make a quick power turnaround? It certainly seems that he knows what the problem was; has to pull those flies instead of shooting them to right.

12:13
Dan Szymborski: Drastic changes are easier said and done.

12:13
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12:13
Utility: An article came out a couple of weeks ago about how every left fielder at Fenway Park has had negative fielding metrics, including the good ones that have played there. It concludes that there might be a flaw in the metrics for the Monster. Any thoughts?

12:14
Dan Szymborski: It probably needs a park effect, though nothing would have made Hanley good.

12:14
Neifi Perez OBP: Has there been a comprehensive study on the effect of “contract years?” Does it actually portend a bump in production? I assume ZIPS ignores contract situations, right?

12:14
Dan Szymborski: I’ve looked at it and found zero value as a predictive input.

12:14
Turd Ferguson: Who will have a bigger impact on their team this year, and who will be a better player over the next 3 years – AJ Reed or Max Kepler?

12:15
Dan Szymborski: I’ll take Reed – I’m a big fan and the Astros are just begging for him to mak ehte case to sweep Singleton aside.

12:16
Julio Pepper: If a high school or college player goes undrafted in the amateur draft, can he go straight to free agency?

12:16
Dan Szymborski: They become free agents. Heath Bell is an example.

12:16
Trainman: The Mets are trying Lagares in LF, but it sounds like Cespedes will be the CF regardless.. It makes no sense to me to have lagares there against LHPs or late inning defense for Conforto. How does ZIPs see Lagares projecting as an LF vs CF, and am I overblowing this entirely?

12:17
Dan Szymborski: I think you’re overthinking it.

12:18
CamdenWarehouse: Just how far down does the Orioles OF defense rank?

12:18
Dan Szymborski: Well below-average, but not the basement I don’t think.

12:19
Matt: Sup, Dan?

12:19
Dan Szymborski: Not sure. Think I may have some chicken.

12:20
Will: What do you see as Candelario’s ceiling? Obviously he’s raked, but it’s also spring training. The Cubs have literally nowhere to play him.

12:20
Dan Szymborski: If his doubles turn into homers, they’ll either find a place to play him or someone will pay the Cubs so that they can do so.

12:21
Dan Szymborski: I don’t like naming comp ceilings, simply because most highly interesting prospect’s floor is a minor leaguer, ceiling is a superstar.

12:22
Matt: If I had to pick only one to roster between Carlos Santana and Lucas Duda, who do I pick?

12:22
Dan Szymborski: Duda

12:22
BBK: What are a few factors contributing to the league wide rise in K’s?

12:23
Dan Szymborski: Approach for one – “pitch to contact” is essentially dead for almost every organization and the horror about hitter strikeouts has mostly faded.

12:23
Saska: Hey Dan, going into ST I was pretty bearish Segura and bullish Semien, and I know SSS, but their play has had me rethinking my ranks. Any thoughts on them?

12:25
Dan Szymborski: Spring training should *shade* your opinion, not drastically change it. I’m going to be brutal here: if 9 spring training games for a hitter is significantly changing your opinion, you need to go over your decision-making process.

12:25
CamdenWarehouse: As someone who brings their family to the workplace, do you sympathize with LaRoche?

12:26
Dan Szymborski: I bring my family to the workplace? You mean cats? It’s just that if I shut the door, I’ll hear damn meowing all day.

12:26
Dan Szymborski: I think that everybody in L’Affairoche seems to have serious problems with their communication skills.

12:28
Dr Johnny Fever: Any thoughts on how the Cubs get at bats for Soler, Schwarber, and Baez? Does Baez go back to AAA?

12:29
Dan Szymborski: I suspect Baez gets 300 PA spread out over positions and Soler ekes out similar.

12:29
season tickets: is there any logical way for the Os to trade for billy hamilton? as a fan i would give up almost anything in the farm to get that type of leadoff hitter.

12:30
Dan Szymborski: You’d give up almost anything to get a leadoff hitter with a .287 OBP who only has value at a position from which they will not move Adam Jones?

12:30
Von Schloss: How do you think we see the playing time breakdown among Michael Taylor, Ben Revere & Jayson Werth?

12:31
Dan Szymborski: Werth’s PT will be dictated by performance and health. Given the concerns about both, I think the other two will both worm out 400 PA.

12:31
Josh I: Which MLB team(s) have the most variance? For me, the Blue Jays and Red Sox come to mind.

12:31
Dan Szymborski: Yankees

12:31
Dan Szymborski: Mariners, Rangers

12:32
GSon: Uribe has been penciled as the starting 3B for the Indians..with his visa problems and rust.. is there a chance the Indians go with Giovanny Urshela for the first couple of weeks (and perhaps decade) to start this season?..

12:33
Dan Szymborski: While possible, that’s not the direction I’m going since at last check, the visa issues had been dealt with

12:34
BBK: Who is more likely to finish the season in the Jay’s rotation, Sanchez or hutch?

12:35
Dan Szymborski: Sanchez. I honestly wouldn’t be surprised if Hutchison is traded at some point

12:35
Reginald Denton III: What’s the word on Giancarlo Stanton this spring? Does his hamate bone injury appear to have completely healed? Any lingering effects?

12:35
Dan Szymborski: Stanton appears to be healthy, it’s just working him back in. Wouldn’t be surprised if it takes a month for him to be back in the full swing

12:35
CamdenWarehouse: Last year saw an uptick in overall offense from 13/14. Do you think it will continue to climb, stay the same, or go back down?

12:35
Dan Szymborski: Roughly the same

12:36
Dave: Hey Dan. Been struggling with my last keeper spot for weeks. Who is the most valuable out of Schwarber Puig Darvish or Franco? Thanks for your input!

12:36
Dan Szymborski: Schwarber – that C eligibility this year is massive.

12:36
Bork: The Laroche story is like a minor fenderbender which somehow turns into a 300 car pileup with gas trucks exploding everywhere

12:36
@RationalMLBfan: My favorite player hit a spring training single off an MLB ace working on his fourth best pitch. My favorite player then hit a single off a pitcher who’s going to be released and/or demoted to the minors in a week. Will you reprogram ZIPS so that it reflects the fact that my favorite player going to have a breakout year?

12:36
Dan Szymborski: Heh

12:36
Chuncey WIggins: Would you watch a lifetime movie of the LaRoche debacle if Drake was played by Drake the musical artist?

12:36
Dan Szymborski: Yes

12:36
Trainman: How do you see this glut of Rays talent shaking out? Dickerson I guess will DH, Kiermaier Is a lock for CF. are locks for their position, Jennings and Souza could play the corners plus you have Morrison and Loney fighting for 1B time, but Dickerson could also factor into OF. Also, Pearce is there in platoon situation. Souza has had a slow spring and could be fighting for his spot. Sounds Messy. Who gets the spots at the end of the day?

12:36
Dan Szymborski: The Rays usually allow situations to be fluid.

12:37
GN: Alan Craig is not on the 40 man, but does have an MLB contract. Is he accruing service time?

12:37
Dan Szymborski: I do not believe so.

12:38
Otis: Better chance of cracking opening day roster, Max Kepler or Jabari Blash?

12:38
Dan Szymborski: Weird either/or but at least it’s not “rank my 17 keepers”

12:39
Dan Szymborski: I believe Blash – Kepler full time at AAA makes sense.

12:39
CamdenWarehouse: I’m generally of the opinion that chemistry is the result of performance and not the other way around, but I have to think that the White Sox clubhouse situation is not so good right now. Do you think it will impact them this year?

12:39
Dan Szymborski: I doubt it.

12:39
Dan Szymborski: Remember how disappointing they were last year *with* Drake’s veteran leadership.

12:39
Trainman: Do the Angels have the highest probability of a team that has the highest ceiling but could crash and burn to the bottom of their division?

12:39
Dan Szymborski: Those odds are probably the Mike Trout injury odds.

12:40
Richard: Anyone you’re looking forward to watching in the Cuban game tomorrow?

12:40
Dan Szymborski: Really all the Cubans that play are interesting – we’ve seen all the Rays

12:40
Scott : Giants fans have been spoiled rotten with this kind of thing but do a Randal Grichuk type emergence in Mac Williamson this year?

12:40
Dan Szymborski: I wouldn’t go nuts yet.

12:40
Bork: The Jays play the White Sox April 25th. How great would it be if Toronto had a Drake day and just invited their Drake instead of Laroche?

12:42
phil: Does KEON BROXTON look like he won the job in CF? What do you think of him?

12:42
Dan Szymborski: Seems like that’s what they’re going with, but I think his glove will make him a real MLBer, but his bat will keep him below BA.

12:42
Johnny5Alive: I forgot, when you project at bats for ZiPS, is that taking into account playing time? Just curious since for some folks there are big discrepancies between depth charts and ZiPs, but I thought you included playing time projections in your model.

12:42
Dan Szymborski: PT projections only for team stuff and fantasy projections.

12:42
Dan Szymborski: For vanilla projections, ZiPS is agnostic about future playing time

12:43
Frank: Dan, I am very much on the Mookie Betts bandwagon. I know a lot of people like him, so it’s impossible for him to be underrated. But, I truly feel that he is going to break out in a MAJOR way and be an MVP candidate. Do you think Mookie Betts has a chance to be a top 5 MVP candidate in the AL?

12:43
Dan Szymborski: Wouldn’t be that crazy – ZiPS has him 4th in the AL in WAR among position players already!

12:43
War2d2: With Jon Lester’s elbow now in the news to go along with his inability to throw to a base that doesn’t rhyme with “gnome,” what are your feelings on the long-term outcome of that contract? Do you think ultimately it’ll be a bad deal for the Cubs? Once age or injury reduces Lester to an average pitcher it seems like the rest of the package (worst fielding pitcher in baseball, worst hitter in history) will plummet him to replacement level far faster than would be expected for a one-time ace.

12:43
Dan Szymborski: I think it’ll be OK. Not great, but not horrible.

12:44
Dan Szymborski: I’m not as worried about a bone chip.

12:44
HotGraphs: How bad does Ryan Howard have to be before the Phillies finally stop playing hi?

12:44
Dan Szymborski: I keep think he hits that threshold but somehow still gets play.

12:44
Champ: What’s your thought on Castellanos stepping up in production this year?

12:45
Dan Szymborski: I’ve soured a bit on him – he just hasn’t shown much progress.

12:45
Uther: Does batting order matter over the long term? Say the Reds batted Votto leadoff all season as opposed to batting him third, for example. What sort of impact would you think that change would have on wins / runs scored?

12:45
Dan Szymborski: Very little.

12:45
Justin: You’ve said that you manually adjust playing time estimates in ZIPS, but are there ever situations where the projection for a player is just so ridiculous that you feel the urge to manually adjust the actual projection as well?

12:45
Dan Szymborski: No.

12:46
Dan Szymborski: It’s the ZIPS projection system, not the ZiPSandwhateverSzymborskiarbitrarilychanges projection system

12:46
Dan Szymborski: ZIPSSWARC?

12:46
Dan Szymborski: wait, there’s no R

12:46
BakedBean: I don’t want this to sound defensive, but how long does a player like Shaw have to outperform expectations to shake off the stigma of being bad in AAA? It seems like he is fighting off stigma of low pedigree

12:46
Dan Szymborski: Again, it depends.

12:47
Dan Szymborski: Performance isn’t a binary thing where it’s either 0 or 1 and enough time at 1 you just call a palyer a 1

12:47
Dan Szymborski: I really hate this type of question because you can’t make a hard-and-fast simple rule because expectations and overperformance and time are all such important variables.

12:49
Craig in Chicago: I still have the Astros. Should this McCullers news scare me, more?

12:49
Dan Szymborski: Do you mean that he’s starting the season on the DL or was there something new and scary this morning I missed because I slept late?

12:50
Dan Szymborski: I’d be worried evern in the former case. The MRI was reportedly fine, but any pitcher with an existing injury frightens me.

12:50
Rick: Re: Fenway LFers – Granted it’s a small sample, but Cespedes was worth 5 DRS and 6.5 UZR in LF for the Red Sox in 2014.

12:50
Dan Szymborski: But remember, he’s been better in LF elsewhere too

12:51
Cubbie: How much longer will the Cubs wait on Contreras?

12:51
Dan Szymborski: There’ sno real urgency.

12:51
Matt: Have you ever stopped to wonder why the sky is blue, but then realize that you just want a sandwich?

12:51
Dan Szymborski: No. I understand hunger signals.

12:52
Rondon: Is there an ETA for Eddy Martinez? I’ve only read that he could be very good or close to replaceable, but nothing about when to expect to see him play.

12:52
Dan Szymborski: You can’t realistically have an ETA on a guy like him.

12:53
Clint Hurdle: Looks like the Pirates are planning on having Jaso lead off with Cutch batting second. Good idea, bad idea, or the best idea?

12:53
Dan Szymborski: Bestesterest

12:54
BakedBean: Does anyone else think Cespy in CF is a joke? I love Cespy but he didn’t want to even play RF at Fenway, and now he’s a CF ? He really doesn’t have the speed or the range for that role, imo

12:54
Dan Szymborski: I dont’ think he’s a good CF.

12:54
Craig in Chicago: Don’t the Reds move Bruce? Why pay him?

12:54
Dan Szymborski: They’re still being dragged into their rebuild kicking and screaming.

12:54
Dan Szymborski: Also, they likely actually want something in return.

12:55
Dan Szymborski: And after two awful years, there’ snot a lot of reason to want to pay for the privilege of having Bruce.

12:55
Julio Pepper: Re: amateur draft, what’s to stop someone like Bryce Harper from floating “I’m going to college so I refuse to sign w/ anyone” rumors, not being drafted, and then saying “whoops changed my mind, now I’m a free agent?”

12:55
Dan Szymborski: An MLB draft that has a very long draft.

12:57
Dan Szymborski: No MLB team cares if they can’t sign their 40th round pick.

12:58
Sprung: Does Cory Luebke have a decent shot of making the Pirates roster?

12:58
Dan Szymborski: I’m not sure he has enough time.

12:58
Chuncey Wiggins: Which historical war or prolonged armed conflict would you have least liked to personally experience? WW1 and trench warfare sounds like a never ending nightmare.

12:58
Dan Szymborski: WWI does in fact seem pretty nasty

12:58
Dan Szymborski: Probably some future war with merciless robots.

1:00
Jeff: The Cole Figueroa article gained a lot of traction last week in the analytics community. He’s clearly a very smart individual. Was just wondering, if you had to pick the five smartest guys currently in baseball, who would you pick? I feel like between Figueroa, Breslow, and Ohlendorf you have 3/5 right off the bat.

1:00
Dan Szymborski: Chris Young?

1:01
Dan Szymborski: Do we still count Frank Herrmann?

1:02
Chuncey Wiggins: Which baseball player would do the best in a Hunger Games type scenario?

1:03
Dan Szymborski: Hmm

1:03
Dan Szymborski: Not sure if we have much data on their killing skills.

1:04
Marc: i know its “only ST and stats are meaningless” but the Pirates would be much better of with Nicasio over Vogelsong in the rotation no? Nicasio has looked real nice thus far

1:04
Dan Szymborski: Yeah, but I preferred Nicasio anyway

1:04
LA Mike: J.Pederson, I feel 30 hrs & 20 sb’s are possible. What say you?

1:04
Dan Szymborski: Ceratinly possible

1:04
Kvn: Gausman likely shut down for rest of ST with Shoulder tendinitis. How worried should the O’s be?

1:04
Dan Szymborski: Very

1:05
Dan Szymborski: Though I figure they would’ve found a way to jerk him around anyway

1:05
Jim: Also, give me a Franco comp that isn’t Adrian Beltre. That’s a tough one…

1:05
Dan Szymborski: Franco doesn’t remind of me of Beltre

1:05
MJA: Considering its history, do you think the MLB would join the NFL and NBA if they came out in support of nationwide sports gambling or actively fight against it?

1:06
Dan Szymborski: If NFL and NBA came out in favor, MLB probably wouldn’t improve the odds of it happening.

1:06
Derek: Lightening Round: Why do you have so many cats?

1:06
Dan Szymborski: 4 for 3000 square feet isn’t a bad ratio

1:06
Bork: I hope Laroche comes out and says that Drake didn’t need to go to school and that baseball and the bible is all the teaching he needs. Just to see the backlash.

1:06
j6takish: I would purchase a Cameron/Sullivan 2016 t-shirt if one existed and I would also consider voting for them as a write in this November if they declared themselves candidates

1:07
Jim: Give me a Wire character comp to Rob Manfred

1:07
Dan Szymborski: I dunno, Michael Steintorf?

1:07
Chuncey Wiggins: Would you rather speak in rhyme or talk in double time?

1:07
Dan Szymborski: Rhyme

1:07
Derek: Last question I ever want to post about the LaRoches, but how awkward would it be when the ChiSox draft Drake LaRoache 1-1 in four years?

1:07
Richard: If Sale was a free agent next season, how much would this temper tantrum hurt his value?

1:07
Dan Szymborski: Not much.

1:08
BBK: What are some common pitfalls of amateur baseball analysis?

1:08
Dan Szymborski: Knowing what’s actually predictive and what isn’t.

1:08
Some guy: Does Trea turner win the opening day job? if not when do you think he will be up?

1:08
Dan Szymborski: I don’t think he’ll be up at the start. By June

1:08
Bork: If all players were werewolves which would be the best? I’m going with Ben Revere. The little bit of werewolfness would go a long way with him.

1:08
Dan Szymborski: Harper?

1:09
Dan Szymborski: That Vampire show that this woman I know watches seems to have all young ripped werewolves.

1:09
david: If the nats wanted to move Tyler Moore to the CHISox – do you think they could get a good enough return to warrant it?

1:09
Dan Szymborski: I don’t understand the basis of the question.

1:10
Dan Szymborski: Moore’s a lower-tier role player – his employment and location simply depends on roster math.

1:10
dude: Babe Ruth or Barry Bonds?

1:11
Dan Szymborski: Bonds. Ruth has been dead for a long time and Bonds just won a Home Run Derby.

1:11
Richie: Exactly on that “previous guy” contracts thing. Dramatically stomping on your predecessor’s goofs is actually quite good for your own repute.

1:11
P’Shaw: Travis Shaw says his improved major league performance is due to being able to watch video of pitchers, something which he did not have access to in the minor leagues. Is this useful info or a pile of baloney?

1:12
Dan Szymborski: It shows he has the capacity to learn, which is good, but you can’t forget his performance.

1:12
Dan Szymborski: OK, 1:12.

1:12
Dan Szymborski: SO let’s go off to the Lightning Round.

1:13
Dan Szymborski: The rules are simple: All off-topic questions must be answered so long as they’re off-topic and not one of the exception categories (very personal at my discretion or work-related)

1:13
Brandon: CAT UPDATE PLZ

1:13
Dan Szymborski: I only see one right now. Galileo’s sleeping on my fofice couch.

1:13
BakedBean: I’m so glad Drizzy Da Roach is now a thing in baseball

1:13
BakedBean: This meme will never die

1:14
dude: Should dipping tobacco be outlawed for grown men playing professional baseball?

1:14
Dan Szymborski: Outlawed? No. It shouldn’t be a question for the justice system.

1:14
Micky Morandini: why isn’t my question posted?

1:14
Dan Szymborski: Because I get hundreds of questions?

1:15
BBK: Under what circumstances would you commit murder?

1:15
Dan Szymborski: So mad that the prospect of going to jail is outweighed by my rage?

1:15
Dan Szymborski: Hasn’t happened yet.

1:15
Dan Szymborski: I’m not really the murdering type. I’m more of the sarcastic rage type.

1:15
Dan Szymborski: I’d prefer to torment people.

1:15
Uther: How about an Adam LaRoche Hearthstone card?

1:15
Dan Szymborski: That would be fun.

1:16
Bork: Can you and Cistulli run in 2016?

1:16
Dan Szymborski: I think it’s too late.

1:16
Dan Szymborski: Also, I would use the campaign to trick Cistulli into going to the Hague so they can catch him and try him at the ICC.

1:17
MJA: Any opinion on new HS cards? Seems to be slightly disappointing so far.

1:17
Dan Szymborski: Will be doing some writing about that. C’Thun should be fun at least.

1:17
Dan Szymborski: Because the enablers are not awful in their own right.

1:17
Dan Szymborski: Which is why Elise works.

1:17
Chuncey Wiggins: Worst way to start a first date at a restaurant – walking them through 9/11 conspiracies, overtly pilfering silverware into a MLP pillowcase , or bringing your 14 year old son who is wearing an identical outfit?

1:17
Dan Szymborski: 9/11 conspiracies for sure

1:17
Matt: Is lightning really round?

1:17
Dan Szymborski: Of course.

1:18
Matt: Have you ever thought about leaving FG for your own startup: Dangraphs?

1:18
Dan Szymborski: Sounds like a lot of work

1:18
Mike: How do you like your steak cooked?

1:18
Dan Szymborski: Medium-rare.

1:18
Matt: OJ did it, didn’t he?

1:18
Dan Szymborski: Of course.

1:19
Guest: The most beautiful player in MLB is ___?

1:19
Dan Szymborski: Bartolo Colon.

1:19
Matt: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you hate the letter “Q”?

1:19
Dan Szymborski: 5. It has its moment, but it’s always dragging U around.

1:19
BakedBean: are you a dark side jedi or a light side sith?

1:19
Dan Szymborski: I like to think I’m a nicer evil guy.

1:20
Leif Erikson: **Lightning Round** It’s time for the Dan Szymborski chat! Where all the fun is happening. I’m currently eating a PB&J for lunch (orange marmalade for the jelly). What is your favorite jelly flavor? I recently tried the “Elvis sandwich” it is really tasty. (PB, banana and bacon). What is your opinion?

1:20
Dan Szymborski: Eh.

1:20
Dan Szymborski: I only really like peanut butter by itself

1:20
Matt: If you were a bear, what would you like to eat more: berries or squirrels?

1:20
Dan Szymborski: Berries

1:20
Dan Szymborski: I like my food cooked

1:20
Greg: JFK- Oswald did it or conspiracy?

1:20
Dan Szymborski: Oswald

1:20
Aunt Jessie: Just started hearthstone — what packs/expansion adventure to start with / buy? #lightninground

1:20
Dan Szymborski: Classic packs. Naxx and GvG are going away

1:21
BakedBean: Will Ben Simmons fall to #3 in the NBA draft?

1:21
Dan Szymborski: No

1:21
80085: life sucks, then you die

1:21
Dan Szymborski: That’s not really a question.

1:21
CamdenWarehouse: any conspiracies that you believe in?

1:21
Dan Szymborski: A group of German officers really did try to kill Hitler on July 20.

1:21
Matt: Polar bears are bears and they can swim. That makes them the most deadly animal ever. What say you?

1:21
Dan Szymborski: It’s a legitimate case.

1:22
Johnny5Alive: roswell?

1:22
Dan Szymborski: Maggie?

1:22
Joe: Iraq War- Bush lied or Bush got faulty intel?

1:22
Dan Szymborski: I think mediocre intelligence plus self-delusion and bad judgment.

1:23
Dan Szymborski: We all have a tendency to believe things that confirm our existing beliefs.

1:23
Merv Throneberry: Corned beef or cabbage?

1:23
Dan Szymborski: corned beef

1:23
Mike: Could you somehow spin your weekly Lightning Round into “Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast 2”?

1:23
Dan Szymborski: I want my own IP dammit

1:23
Dan: Fight a polar bear or serve as Trump’s VP?

1:24
Dan Szymborski: I think I’d make a VP. I can say wacky things and I’m not big on work.

1:24
Aunt Jessie: Seeing shark at today’s game. Does he have any quirks when pitcher worth a drinking game? I’ve never watched him.

1:24
Dan Szymborski: I never got drinking games. Just drink. Why be such a wuss about the whole thing?

1:25
Dan Szymborski: If you want a sandwich, you eat a sandwich. If you want a sandwich, you don’t play an odd game that results in you possibly eating a sandwich. DRINK THE @#$%# DRINK

1:25
Lightning Rod: Kanye or Adam L?

1:25
Dan Szymborski: Adam

1:25
Mike: which baseball prospect would make the best supreme court justice

1:25
Dan Szymborski: Schwarber? Anybody disagrees, he fools them with dingers.

1:25
BakedBean: Polar bear should be the VP

1:25
Matthew: Best show on TV?

1:25
Dan Szymborski: It’s Always Sunny

1:25
Matt: Steve Jobs is really the mastermind behind the Iraq war just as a way to get the Apple name branding guidelines into people’s subconscious. Legit conspiracy theory?

1:25
Dan Szymborski: No

1:25
BakedBean: I would vote for Polar Bear, he cares about the enviornment

1:26
BakedBean: MLB The Show 16 worth getting?

1:26
Dan Szymborski: They all are.

1:26
BK: Do you know how annoying everyone else switching from daylight savings time is? Now I’m always late for Dan chat. Why can’t you all be like Saskatchewan and just not switch?

1:26
Dan Szymborski: It wasn’t last weekend!

1:26
Tony Starks: Hillary was promised the chance to be the first female president of the USA as fallout from the Iran/Contra CIA investigation when the crooked govt conspirators decided to use the Monica Lewinsky scandal to deflect attention?

1:26
Dan Szymborski: No

1:26
Donald M: Beatles or Stones?

1:26
Dan Szymborski: Beatles

1:26
Brandon Geluso: re: best supreme court justice……Wrong, Aaron Judge

1:26
Dan Szymborski: OK CAUGHT UP

1:26
Dan Szymborski: and so it ends.

1:27
Dan Szymborski: Thanks for coming everyone! As a reminder, you can read my work on baseball and eSports at espn.com, chats and projections on FanGraphs, and my stupid thoughts at DSzymborski on Twitter.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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  1. Momus says:

    “Have you ever watched the sun go down?
    And you’re thinking bout’ the world spinning round
    Have you ever been high as fuck?”