Dan Szymborski FanGraphs Chat – 7/23/18
2:07 |
: We have started!
|
2:07 |
: A few minutes late. I totally space on the fact that I need to start it early to let a queue get going and I panicked.
|
2:08 |
: And I can’t figure out how to get it appear on the front page now! lol
|
2:08 |
: I got it to appear last week, so there’s something that I did last week that I didn’t do this week.
|
2:10 |
: So I’m going to be in wordpress panicking for a few minutes more.
|
2:11 |
: I assume none of you saw this on the front page somehow?
|
2:13 |
: You think the buccos are going to add at the deadline? Maybe a Chris Archer deal?
|
2:13 |
: I suspect the Pirates are more likely sellers than buyers.
|
2:13 |
: Hey Dan, this doesn’t show up on the main FG page, I had to click on your name to get to it.
|
2:13 |
: trust me, I’m panicking in Slack!
|
2:14 |
: Is Ryon Healy replacement level? Is Dan Vogelbach not? Hwo would you deal with Cano, Healy, Vogelbach, and Cruz in the 1B/DH 2019 roster spot
|
2:15 |
: I do think Healy’s RL. I’m not crazy about the team saying tha tGordon’s the 2B now
|
2:15 |
: I think there’s still time for Gordon to work out in center and it seems a waste to have cano at first
|
2:15 |
: Who all gets traded by the Tigers?
|
2:16 |
: I think Castellanos is traded and Fulmer is not.
|
2:16 |
: And I think they get a taker for Zim
|
2:18 |
: With Noah Syndergaard getting Hand, Foot, and Mouth disease. I don’t know if I’m playing Oregon Trail or watching the MLB. Hopefully, he’s well soon!
|
2:19 |
: It really feels like a disease that needs a less unwieldy name
|
2:19 |
: Do Cody Allen and Andrew Miller receive QO’s this offseason? A risk for small market Indians but seems like both likely to decline right?
|
2:20 |
: I’m pretty sure Miller does. I don’t think Allen does.
|
2:20 |
: b/c Miller’s far more likely, I think, to get a contract over the threshold
|
2:21 |
: It’s a bigger risk when you get a Sandwich B pick (under $50 million) than a Sandwich A.
|
2:21 |
: Judge>JRam>Soto?
|
2:21 |
: Hard to say anyone’s clearly better than Ramirez right now.
|
2:21 |
: According to Dan Clark, “There are 286 major and minor league teams. The #rioles’ .280 win percentage ranks no. 286 on that list.” So that means there is nowhere but up from here. Pop the Champagne!
|
2:21 |
: So are you telling me Carson is useful for something?
|
2:21 |
: He is!
|
2:21 |
: Emojis are back! Dan, can’t tell you how much I love these. Really spices up the chat.
|
2:21 |
: If you like feces, which is most of the emotes.
|
2:24 |
: You are correct. I navigated to your name and it appeared under your posts.
|
2:24 |
: Nope. Had to click you name in the chat schedule at the bottom
|
2:25 |
: We’re on the front page now!
|
2:25 |
: (I saw it on twitter)
|
2:25 |
: Apparently, the site was down briefly and I hadn’t actually done anythign wrong.
|
2:26 |
: And I got confused and thought I didn’t do something.
|
2:26 |
: When do you think the White Sox call up Eloy/Kopech? Also, should fans be worried about Reynaldo Lopez’s regression (has had ugly peripherals all season)?
|
2:27 |
: I suspect we see Eloy this year, but we actually may not. The White Sox can argue “hey, let’s give him a half-season at AAA too.”
|
2:28 |
: I was becoming less optimistic about Kopech coming up — his June was a mess – but he seems to be back on track.
|
2:28 |
: What do you think MLB should have done with Hader?
|
2:28 |
: It was a really awkward situation for MLB to penalize.
|
2:28 |
: They probably did about what was reaosnable.
|
2:29 |
: The odds that Hader is a bit of a douche have obviously gone up a bit, but I’ve personally got a problem with baseball punishing people for things they did pre-baseball when they were minors. Especially when it was words rather than deeds.
|
2:30 |
: Some of the things he said were nasty and repulsive, but in the end, they’re also not words. And despite what some people will say, words are not violence. If he tweeted them today, I’d expect MLB to have a much stronger case for significant discipline
|
2:30 |
: If this chat were a sandwich, what kind of sandwich would it be? I’m going with pop tart, because it’s total anarchy
|
2:30 |
: On a scale of blue to potato, how much Russia are you?
|
2:30 |
: Cacaphony
|
2:30 |
: How thick can a soup become before it becomes a stew? Also, according to wikipedia Chili is a meat stew!
|
2:31 |
: I think it’s not just density, but intent as well.
|
2:31 |
: What would be a realistic return for Zack Wheeler?
|
2:32 |
: Honestly, not all that much. The problem is that teams picking up pitchers for the homestretch want to be buying their way *out of* the risk they have, not taking on new risk.
|
2:32 |
: Congratulations — you have reached the front page! How does it feel? What’s next in your career?
|
2:32 |
: To successfully figure it out BEFORE chat
|
2:32 |
: Why did the FanGraphs playoffs odds change (ever so slightly) during the All-Star break when no games are actually taking place?
|
2:32 |
: I believed that the Manny stuff changed.
|
2:33 |
: I still do my own projections; I’m not in charge of the FG ones!
|
2:33 |
: Os most successful pitcher development since Mussina: Britton or Bedard (great 1 year, and then that trade…)?
|
2:33 |
: Probably britton
|
2:33 |
After a few weeks as a fulltime FG writer how impressed are the cats? I suggest the Mets hire Theodoric of York to rid Master Syndergaard of his medieval ailment. Finally..just how impresssive is Juan Soto’s first ~50 games in MLB considering he had 8 games over Single A? Ridiculous numbers for a 19 year old. |
2:33 |
: Soto’s been insane. I didn’t even think I needed to project him in 2018.
|
2:33 |
: Does the all-star break kill hot streaks?
|
2:33 |
: I’ve seen little evidence of this.
|
2:33 |
: Do you realize how futile it is to be human?
|
2:34 |
: I wouldn’t live for the lulz if I wasn’t partially a nihilist at heart.
|
2:34 |
: Miss click
|
2:34 |
: You did it Dan! It’s up!!!
|
2:34 |
: Is Eugenio Suarez really this good? Does he finish the season with 30/100/.300?
|
2:35 |
: I think he’s really good, but not THIS really good. I think he’ll fall short in BA, pass in RBI, and the HR is a coin flip
|
2:35 |
: Is Trey Mancini a good player for the Phils to target? Could be a nice change of scenery guy for them to gamble on. Any idea on what he’d cost prospect or player wise? It’d be even better if the Phils could grab him and Brach. Thanks!
|
2:36 |
: Not particularly interested in Mancini
|
2:36 |
: He’s been awful this year, he wasn’t *that* good last year and he’s 26.
|
2:36 |
: Remember, he had a sub .800 OPS in AAA
|
2:37 |
: Do M’s resign Nelson Cruz?
|
2:37 |
: I think they do
|
2:38 |
: Greg Bird for Moustakas, seems fair?
|
2:39 |
: Meh for the Royals.
|
2:39 |
: Bird’s already near arbitration.
|
2:39 |
: Royals should be more interested in a quantity of more lottery-type prospects at this point
|
2:39 |
: There are other teams that ought to be more interested in Bird.
|
2:40 |
: What are your thoughts on Josh Donaldson? Is he worth a gamble for the Phils this deadline? What would he command in return? Thanks.
|
2:40 |
: I don’t think he’s traded.
|
2:40 |
: Simply because he’s *very* risky in the short-term, but a *very* good candidate to QO. I don’t think the Blue Jays can beat the sandwich pick here given the huge unknowns with Donaldson for his 2018 contributions.
|
2:41 |
: I know the team *hopes* to trade him, but his injuries have thrown that plan into the meat grinder.
|
2:41 |
: Does the Familia deal suggest the asking price for relievers may be a bit lower than expected, or is this just the Mets doing Mets things?
|
2:41 |
: I think it was fine. Everyone talks about Hand/Cimber getting Mejia, but they get a LOT of Hand/Cimber for that price.
|
2:42 |
: something like 7 2/3 years for the two combined. You only get 1/3 a year of Mejia.
|
2:42 |
: And remember, the most desperate contender was the one to already *get* Hand/Cimber.
|
2:42 |
: I know I’m in the minority here.
|
2:42 |
: A lot of my colleagues do not like the trade at all.
|
2:43 |
: But I think Wahl is interesting
|
2:43 |
: and yeah, Chapman fetched Torres, but there’s a real ULTRA-ELITE premium when it comes to getting a closer.
|
2:43 |
: (and I didn’t really like that trade from the Cubs side anyway)
|
2:43 |
: Will the Rockies trade for anything
|
2:43 |
: Depends if Desmondian gamers become available
|
2:44 |
: Hi Dan. What are your thoughts on Austil Slater? Should he be getting more playing time? Thanks.
|
2:44 |
: Austin Slater definitely deserves a look
|
2:44 |
: What are you doing for National Chili dog day on Thursday (7/26)? or as I like to call it National hot dog and meat stew sandwich day!
|
2:44 |
: Remember, I’m near cincinnati, so I can’t eat chili dogs because they’re going to typically be CINCINNATI CHILI dogs.
|
2:45 |
: Could the Rockies get Degrom without moving Rodgers?
|
2:45 |
: They’d have to move a whole lot else if they’re going to do it without Rodgers
|
2:45 |
: i think that Cubs fan is getting unfairly demonized — the kid shoulda held on to the ball — finders keepers, losers weepers
|
2:45 |
: I really doubt that you weren’t the culprit, Dan.
|
2:45 |
: Or did you crash the site?
|
2:45 |
: How much lude could a ludechuck chuck if a ludechuck could chuck ludes?
|
2:46 |
: 7 ludical units per metric hour.
|
2:46 |
: Robbie Ray continues to get high marks from touts match-up by match-up, but the results aren’t there. Do you see him becoming a servicable start ROS? He hasn’t been yet …
|
2:46 |
: I’m very much a Ray optimist.
|
2:46 |
: How are the cats?
|
2:46 |
: Galileo’s sleeping off some roast beef he got at lunch. I don’t know where Mercutio is.
|
2:47 |
: Cassiopeia is taking a nap on the office couch after bringing me her toy hedgehog, Hedge Fund.
|
2:47 |
: Hi Paul.
|
2:47 |
: Brewers fans should be punished for giving Hader the standing ovation. Manfred should shut down the stadium for one game and put signs up that say “No Fans Allowed Today”
|
2:47 |
: The ovation was a little trolly
|
2:47 |
: I am team No Emojis, personally.
|
2:47 |
: We’ve all probably done similar things we regret.
|
2:47 |
: I don’t think I’ve done something quite like THAT
|
2:48 |
: Now, it took me awhile after the 90s to stop saying “gay” and “retard” as insults, because that’s what we called each other as kids, without the meaning of those. Like Michael Scott said, retard was something you called your friends when they were acting retarded, not actual disabled people.
|
2:49 |
: But I learned. And I certainly never went around saying I hated gay people.
|
2:49 |
: Hating anybody seems like a royal waste of time. Except maybe Murray Chass.
|
2:49 |
: And I don’t really *hate* the guy, I just think he’s a professional clown.
|
2:49 |
This deserves a massive poop emoji. An Elephant sized poop emoji. Love the head first slide. |
2:49 |
: We just have the one poopmoji
|
2:51 |
: Which MLB win totals did you take this year?
|
2:51 |
: Lemme pull up my list of bets, hang on
|
2:52 |
: OK for teams
|
2:53 |
: Braves OVER 74.5
|
2:53 |
: Braves NL East Champions at +1800
|
2:53 |
: Washington Nationals Under 92.5 +155
|
2:54 |
: Phillies over 75.5 Rangers under 77.5 Tigers over 68.5 Royals Under 71.5
|
2:54 |
: and two really bad ones, Orioles over 73 and Mariners under 81.5
|
2:56 |
: Some of my other bets include Arenado MVP at +700, Archer Cy Young at +4000, kershaw over 2.20 ERA at -115
|
2:56 |
: That hand foot and mouth thing can’t be a horse thing because of the “hand”, right?
|
2:56 |
: i hate to ask this question because I love the player and hate the insinuation, but with the incentives as they are and history of this sort of thing it may be pertinent: how likely do you think it is that Juan Soto is older than 19?
|
2:56 |
: I don’t like that kind of speculation. I only know what I can prove.
|
2:57 |
: The rest is just masturbation.
|
2:57 |
: When i started reading this website I wondered for a long time if you and Carson Cistulli were actually the same person and the Cistulli persona was an elaborate prank
|
2:57 |
: I’m currently working on a bizzaro cosmic mystery. The local Cosmic Coffee has been releasing Northern Snakeheads (bane-of-aquatic ecosystems) into the sewer system. A timetraveling Burmese Python pairs with a postwitch witch to troll a virtual reality company. The city’s Trash Wheels begin to gain consciousness. Local Hero Tavon (an avid eco-feminist and mystic in the tradition of Ghost Dog, WallE and Walter Benjamin) joins Homeless Santa in a quest to find his lost daughter. The cities fig trees, come to life. (coming soon to a book store near you)
|
2:57 |
: What advice can you give to a prospective cat owner?
|
2:57 |
: Don’t expect you can teach them to do things you don’t want them to do.
|
2:57 |
: Who has the charisma, skill, and social media presence to be the marketable face of baseball?
|
2:57 |
: BARTOLO
|
2:57 |
: Sorry to hear the quality of your hate mail has declined so much this year Dan. For those out there in mum’s basement who have nothing else better to do…could you pass along a few pointers as to how to really stick it to you? Like getting shanked in a maximum security prison shower hate. You need to get some joy out of a properly worded hate letter I think.
|
2:58 |
: It’s not fun if I have to coach the hate mail. Hate mail has to be organic.
|
2:58 |
: I’m thinking Britton brings back two 150-200 overall type guys. What are you thinking?
|
2:58 |
: Eh
|
2:58 |
: I’d rather have Familia than Britton
|
2:58 |
: Britton has a buttload of risk
|
2:58 |
: and I’m talking a Sir Mix-a-lot buttload
|
2:58 |
: Mancini is still better than Chris Davis!
|
2:58 |
: Henry Mancini might be better than Chris Davis.
|
2:58 |
: I think Ignatius Reilly from A Confederacy of Dunces is one of the most brilliant characters in American Literature
|
2:58 |
: Who do you see winning the second WC-spot in the AL?
|
2:59 |
: M’s the favorite. The pythag edge is baked into the cake.
|
2:59 |
: do you expect to see Peter Alonso at all this year for the Mets?
|
2:59 |
: MAYBE a mini espresso
|
2:59 |
: Do we see Rasiel move or the Reds going to hold him?
|
2:59 |
: They should move him but they will not.
|
2:59 |
: What was the worst sandwich you ever had?
|
2:59 |
: Once in elementary school I bit into a fish sandwich and it was icy in the middle like i was eating a fish popsicle
|
3:00 |
: haven’t been able to eat a fish sandwich variant since then.
|
3:00 |
: Weird things turn me off to food.
|
3:00 |
: Like I always cut up my apples because when I was little, I had a dream that I bit into an apple and my two front teeth came off in the apple.
|
3:00 |
: I haven’t been able to psychologically eat an apple just biting from it since.
|
3:01 |
: Yup, losing teeth while eating an apple is the childhood nightmare that haunts me.
|
3:01 |
: Also, weirdly enough, this carved wooden stork that my great-uncle gave my mom stabbed me in a dream and that always freaked me out
|
3:01 |
: Is Jerry Dipoto a top-10 GM?
|
3:01 |
: Meh
|
3:01 |
: I’m mildly disappointed that Tim Tebow’s hand injury will likely prevent him from appearing in the majors this year. If there was ever a team and time to let that circus play out, it would be the 2018 Mets. Sigh.
|
3:01 |
: I thought the poop emoji was a beehive, and I was desperately trying to understand what bee meme I had missed.
|
3:01 |
: IT A FLY
|
3:02 |
: Then again, I thought the twitter goat emote was a scotty dog
|
3:02 |
: and I was trying to figure out why people would say something is a scotty dog when they liked it
|
3:02 |
: I like scotty dogs, but I had never heard the phrase “That play was a scotty dog!”
|
3:02 |
: Until it was pointed out to me that it was a goat for greatest of all time
|
3:03 |
If the Orioles were a cereal what would they be? King Vitamin? |
3:03 |
: THATS KING VITAMAN
|
3:04 |
: The Orioles
|
3:04 |
![]() |
3:05 |
: The Royals
|
3:05 |
![]() |
3:05 |
: The Astros of course
|
3:06 |
![]() |
3:07 |
: Dan, I noticed in a screen grab you posted that you live near Kettering. I used to travel to Kettering for work, but you never invited me over for dinner. What gives?
|
3:07 |
: I DIDN’T KNOW ANY OF THESE FACTS
|
3:07 |
: If someone wants to grab beer randomly or something, they know where my Twitter was
|
3:07 |
: Could you throw a 48 mph pitch?
|
3:07 |
: I threw 70 as a kid, so I think I could still throw 48
|
3:07 |
: How many teams is it okay to root for?
|
3:07 |
: It’s up to you
|
3:07 |
: Hey Dan – Billy here
|
3:08 |
![]() |
3:08 |
: Hey Dan, obviously you (like any sensible human being) hated Carson Cistulli before you came to be employed at Fangraphs(dot)com. Now that you have to submit things to him to be edited and perhaps even (gasp) take his suggestions on writing assignments, how is your personal health? I am concerned that amount of disgust could manifest itself into a tumor or ulcer or something.
|
3:08 |
: Truth is, outside of schtick, I get along quite well with Carson.
|
3:08 |
: What if Hader actually meant he hated joyful people and was using another synonym?
|
3:08 |
: Nobody’s used it that way since like 1925.
|
3:09 |
: Sooo…now that Manny is gone what’s next for the Birds? 18 years of darkness and despair?
|
3:09 |
: Already was going to be.
|
3:09 |
: At least Murray is a *professional* clown, you amateur.
|
3:09 |
: Hey Dan, I recently started grilling my burritos after I wrap them and am now an evangelist for this process. I don’t know how many disappointing un-grilled burritos I ate in my life, but I know I’ll never make one again.
|
3:09 |
: i learned what cincinnati chili dogs are today. they are an abomination
|
3:09 |
: Imagine chili that tastes a bit like pumpkin pie filling.
|
3:09 |
: And then it’s served ON SPAGHETTI
|
3:09 |
: The banner up tap says that Dan Szymborski will be chatting at 3 pm. If 3 pm rolls around and you, Dan Szymborski, are not still chatting, I will sue the living daylights out of Fangraphs for false advertising.
|
3:10 |
: DIDN’T SAY WHICH 3 PM
|
3:10 |
: I’d suspect if I were an analytical expert, that would only increase my wariness of betting on sports, even if I would thus be better informed. But you’re not the first I’ve noticed who does it
|
3:10 |
: I bet only on the ones where I feel the odds are most in my favor.
|
3:10 |
: I’m not a compulsive better and I don’t bet on anything I feel that I’m unsure about!
|
3:10 |
: how much do you stand to make if the Braves hold?
|
3:10 |
: Each of those bets was $500.
|
3:11 |
: Dearest Dan,
|
3:11 |
: How do you evaluate a player lie Avisail Garcia who is hitting well again but in a completely different way from last season?
|
3:11 |
: Problem is Avi never told use he was an Mp4
|
3:11 |
: will the twins move rodney?
|
3:11 |
: I suspect they do
|
3:12 |
: I really really need Rodney to play for awhile.
|
3:12 |
: After Ichiro’s retirement, I’m down to three players older than me: Bartolo Colon, Fernando Rodney, and Joaquin Benoit
|
3:13 |
: unless i missed someone
|
3:13 |
: What % chance to you give the Mets trading deGrom here this month?
|
3:13 |
: 10
|
3:13 |
: Do you have a projection for your Cats’ Mice/Kibble ratio for the next 10 years you have them under contract for?
|
3:13 |
: In 20 years of cats I’ve only had the one mouse, which the cats found and murdered very quickly.
|
3:13 |
: Per Passan, Royals are “poking around” on Ryan Healy. Would he be the “perfect” “addition” for the Royals’ “stretch run”? Also, how do you think Healy feels about all of this poking?
|
3:13 |
: Feels like something the Royals would do because Royals
|
3:14 |
: On the LUDE point, to me it feels like calling “LUNCH BREAKS” “LUNCHES”
|
3:14 |
: Lunch is measured by the midday satiation index.
|
3:14 |
: Dogs > Cats!!!!
|
3:14 |
: Not if you like sleeping until 10 AM
|
3:14 |
: the Mariners: lucky charms
|
3:14 |
: Do you think Adam Engel will always be on the White Sox?
|
3:14 |
: Like forever?
|
3:14 |
: In the long run we’re all dead.
|
3:14 |
: A buddy called the cops on a 19 yr old girl with road rage after she threw a half full can of Sprite through his open window. Legit?
|
3:15 |
: It’s free soda and it’s clear.
|
3:15 |
: Now through grape soda is road rage. That stuff will stain.
|
3:15 |
: Zack Greinke: HOF trajectory?
|
3:15 |
: He ought to be, but remember this is a Hall that’s having trouble getting Mussina and Schilling in there.
|
3:15 |
: Though with Jack Morris in the Hall, you could say there are 75 MLB pitchers on a hall trajectory.
|
3:16 |
: what do you think The Athletic’s longterm prospects are? I can’t bring myself to subscribe
|
3:16 |
: It’s great content, you should subscribe to The Athletic and to FanGraphs!
|
3:16 |
: Long-term, nobody in media ever know where they’ll be in five years.
|
3:16 |
: They’ve got some terrific people behind the scenes there.
|
3:17 |
: “Yes, because the cats have *never* woken us up,” I mumbled sarcastically.
|
3:17 |
: But they’ll just meow a bit, they won’t anger pee on your shoes if you don’t wake up
|
3:17 |
: Is there really a difference between AA and AAA? Maybe it’s confirmation bias, but seems like a lot more prospects get the call straight from AA.
|
3:17 |
: There is.
|
3:17 |
: I’ve always said I like my cats and other people’s dogs. (By always I mean for a few months now.)
|
3:17 |
: And on that note, time for me to head out for another week.
|
3:17 |
: Thanks for joining me, everyone! As a reminder, you can find my work here at FanGraphs all the time now. And at DSzymborski on Twitter.
|
3:18 |
: Next week, I’ll get the chat up and we’ll have a queue and all that fancypants crap again.
|
3:18 |
: Thanks for not overdoing the poop emoji.
|
3:18 |
: As a recent (less than a week ago) subscriber to The Athletic, I would highly recommend. Especially if your job involves having lots of downtime on the internet.
|
3:18 |
: I will get started on my cereal hatemail to you.
|
Dan Szymborski is a senior writer for FanGraphs and the developer of the ZiPS projection system. He was a writer for ESPN.com from 2010-2018, a regular guest on a number of radio shows and podcasts, and a voting BBWAA member. He also maintains a terrible Twitter account at @DSzymborski.
Is ZiPS projecting Boston’s .871 OPS w/ RISP to regress for the remainder of the season and, if it is, by how much?