Eno Sarris Baseball Chat – 4/17/04

11:47
Eno Sarris: Will be here at top of hour. In the meantime

11:47
TheGoran052:

11:47
Eno Sarris: Never thought I’d like a Buddy Holly cover.

12:01
Comment From JEB
Do you believe in Neil Walker’s recent power surge, or should I drop him when Reyes comes of the DL?

12:01
Eno Sarris: I’ll take the ZiPs RoS (17 HR more) over Steamer (12 HR). 20 HR, career high, modest, sounds right.

12:01
Comment From JEB
Think Santos will keep the job when Janssen comes of the DL?

12:02
Eno Sarris: Well now Janssen’s back hurts and he’s had a set back. The way I’ll say it is this: I’ll take Santos’ saves total over Janssen’s. CJ may get job back for a second, but Santos eventually.

12:02
Comment From Connor
Any Opinion on when we might see Alex Guerraro up with the Dodgers and is he worth a stash in a keeper league?

12:03
Eno Sarris: Eh, I’m not that into him. Pull power righty with undetermined platoon splits… .250/20 seems about his ciling.

12:03
Comment From Milhouse
You’re forced to jettison one of these 1Bs, who do you choose? Chris Davis, Rizzo, Hosmer. Dynasty OBP league.

12:03
Eno Sarris: Wait for Hoz to heat up, toast him.

12:03
Comment From Masahiro Tanaka
Eno: 2 questions, (1) what’s your read on the Dodgers OF — particularly Crawford/Kemp — what are their 2014E stats and (2) if you were looking for saves on the waiver wire, what set up men will find themselves closing by the end of the month?

12:04
Eno Sarris: I guess they’ll keep all four and just rotate, effectively burning their respective fantasy upsides. I’m looking at Kyle Farnsworth suddenly, he was used in a tight game, is up to 94 on the gun, no need to make Germen or Familia expensive.

12:04
Comment From Kris
Prefer Archie bradley or Gregory Polanco as a bench spot?

12:05
Eno Sarris: Bradley has to be closer, but I’m worried about his command. Upside and bust rates belong with Polanco.

12:05
Comment From American League Hustle
Thoughts on Tyler Skaggs? Seems like he’s had two bad innings that have really hurt him, but other than that, how are we feeling about him after 3 starts?

12:05
Eno Sarris: I like the velocity, the curve is better than it’s ever been because of it, but the change is worse than I thought it would be. He’s okay. Rosterable in almost any league, not sure he’ll be a top 40 starter.

12:05
Comment From Brian
So seem to be higher on Braun than most: my Braun/Aramis/Sonny for Miggy/C Gomez (OPS 6th cat)? Seems too easy…

12:05
Eno Sarris: I’d do that.

12:06
Comment From Tom
have been offered Wil Myers for Springer in redraft. I feel like I should take it, but am having a hard time talking myself out of Myers’ obvious struggles – shades of Lawrie for me, who I kept after a promising half-season his rookie year and held stubbornly for too long. Should i just get over myself and accept this trade?

12:07
Eno Sarris: Very interesting. Myers is currently striking out about a quarter of the time, which is maybe a best-case scenario for Springer. He was a higher-rated prospect, but he doesn’t have speed. I’d fall back on pedigree and take Myers still.

12:07
Comment From Texas Dolly
Hey Eno. Thanks for doing the chat today! Is it crazy to think that Kouzmanoff could stick around after Beltre comes back and share the DH duties with Moreland?

12:07
Eno Sarris: Not crazy, but you better be in a deep league.

12:07
Comment From Kris
Start Edinson vs Milwaukee tonight?

12:07
Eno Sarris: I’m not.

12:08
Comment From Jim Lefebvre
Do I stick things out with Brad Miller or take a jump on Jimmy Rollins/Alexei Ramirez?

12:09
Eno Sarris: Tough one, seems like your replacement level is decently high and Miller is K’ing while Rollins is not. I’d probably stick with Miller but I’ve been known to love youth a bit much.

12:10
Comment From Bert
Eno, what’re your thoughts on holding onto Calhoun with no DL spot. And what’re your thoughts on Bauer? Seems he may have the control issue….under control?

12:10
Eno Sarris: Gotta hold Calhoun as long as possible. I mean, he doesn’t have top top upside, but .270/20/20 type upside isn’t droppable in most leagues. Bauer does seem better off, and has three (at least) pitches and velocity. He’s got enough upside to matter in mixed leagues.

12:10
Comment From Gary
Just wishful thinking holding onto AJ Burnett at this point? Between the age, poor defense, and hernia, what can we really expect?

12:12
Eno Sarris: His velocity and swinging strikes are down to career lows and he’s saying he’s hurt. That said, he had the same babib last year and was good. I’d watch his velocity and swinging strikes more than anything over the next couple of games, his upside is obviously rosterable and it’s not like homers are flying out the yard.

12:13
Comment From Blake
Hey Eno! In a dynasty league, am I crazy to not want to give up Sonny Gray, Pedroia, and my first draft pick for Kipnis? I could keep Kip until he retires.

12:13
Eno Sarris: If you’re competitive now, that’s a decent pitcher and a top-three 2B, that’s a lot to give up. but if you’re not a top contender, I’d jump.

12:13
Comment From Daniel
Can Andrew Cashner keep pitching so well with such a low swinging strike rate? He has good movement on his 2 seamer and has great control, but batters aren’t swinging and missing through that pitch.

12:14
Eno Sarris: The slider and change are still really good, so he can get the swinging strike when he needs it. I think he’s filth. Love.

12:14
Comment From Brew Smyly
Hey Eno, what are your top 5 IPAs on the market currently? Looking for some suggestions for the weekend.

12:16
Eno Sarris: The top ones on BeerGraphs are almost all hard to find or seasonal. I suppose you might find Pliny the Elder, Zombie Dust if you live in the right places. If you’d rather have an IPA instead of a DIPA, I love love 75 minute from Dogfish Head, I think that’s around now. You know what, filter this for where you are from. Beer is so regional. http://beergraphs.com/leade…

12:16
Comment From Launchpad McQuack
Can we start calling Josh Donaldson “Duck Donaldson”? It rolls nicely and his haircut is forcing my hand…

12:16
Eno Sarris: wow, that’s really not that bad. Better than “JD”

12:17
Comment From ManBearPuig
Need to start one of these 3 players, who would you start? CC Sabbathia against TB, Danny Salazar against DET, or Jered Weaver against DET? Bonus question: should I drop CC for any of: Scott Feldman, Garrett Richards, Mark Buehrle? BONUS BONUS QUESTION: which one should I pick up based on pure upside: Brian Dozier, Adam Laroche, Mike Morse, Dustin Ackley, Angel Pagan, Khris Davis

12:17
Eno Sarris: Still Salazar for me, though Miggie seems to know how to handle him. I still wouldn’t drop CC if those are your options. Dozier or Davis, depending on the state of your IF/OF.

12:18
Comment From JEB
Is Khris Davis broken? Should I try to sell him now or stick it out?

12:18
Eno Sarris: I don’t think so. Spraying line drives, and power takes the longest to stabilize.

12:18
Comment From juan pierres mustache
/runs down street fully nude carrying a banner that reads GEORGE SPRINGER and awakens all the neighbors by yelling SPRING-ER! SPRING-ER! over and over

12:18
Comment From Darth Stout
I’m a Cubs fan who’s H2H opponent started Tanaka and Pineda yesterday. Thinking of jumping.

12:18
Comment From Guest
my favorite part of that Brad Miller play, and all similar plays, is how it makes the whole room gasp in terror as it unfolds.

12:19
Eno Sarris: well done. Really well done.

12:19
Eno Sarris: Your reward is something that sounds almost exactly like Brian Eno but is not Brian Eno.

12:19
2plus2equals5ive:

12:20
Comment From Eric
Marcus Stroman had a great start last night in AAA – when would you expect him to get the call?

12:20
Eno Sarris: Considering he’s probably next in line behind Breakable Dustin McGowan, can’t be too long.

12:20
Comment From John V.
Buy low targets?

12:20
Eno Sarris: homer bailey

12:20
Comment From David
Is Rendon everything you thought he’d be and more so far this year?

12:21
Eno Sarris: So in love. I think the walk rate can still go up as the BABIP goes down.

12:21
Comment From tim
It’s April but have the past two starts increased Yordano’s value? What SP tier would you place him with going forward?

12:22
Eno Sarris: Yeah he’s Helium Incarnate. I think I was a little too worried about the offspeed stuff and should’ve just looked at the gun. Also, the change is now getting 18% whiffs, which is great. Curve gets grounders. It’s all there except maybe a tiny whiff of long-term issues.

12:22
Comment From Ryan D
Eno! No one seems to have more name puns for their name than you. Which ones are your favorite?

12:22
Eno Sarris: Bubbly Bubbly Bubbly ENO

12:22
gskasiachannel:

12:22
Eno Sarris: Not a pun. I don’t care.

12:22
Comment From beer is good
Hi Eno, what percentage of your bench players do you normally reserve for positional players vs pitchers. H2H, 5×5. Thanks!

12:23
Eno Sarris: 80% pitchers.

12:23
Comment From Stats Man
ENO!!! I have a random question for you. Let’s say a reliever comes in to pitch the 9th with a 5-run lead. He gives up a two-out single. Runner takes second on fielder’s indifference. Another single drives home the runner. Next guy strikes out to end the inning. Does the reliever get charged with an earned run, even though the runner wouldn’t have scored without the fielder’s indifference? Thanks for clearing this up for me!

12:23
Eno Sarris: I say yes. It’s still his runner.

12:23
Comment From quineleather
Ph-ENO-m……….

12:23
Comment From Sonny Gray Real Estate
Party like it’s ’04!

12:23
Comment From Pooped in my Janssen
I just dropped Santos today in anticipation of Janssens return. How stupid should I feel

12:23
Eno Sarris: shared for the handle.

12:23
Comment From FNG (effin new guy)
Cause for concern with William Myers? Look to sell him or hold on to him till he straightens it out? Dont believe in sophmore slumps do yah?

12:24
Eno Sarris: Only thing that worries me is his higher K and swSTR percentages, but I never thought he’d be a great batting average guy. Power will come.

12:24
Comment From Marty
Re; Stabilization rates discussed on the podcast, what do we make of Verlander’s slow start to K people?

12:25
Eno Sarris: More time before we believe. Still has strong swSTR if not as good as before. Velocity still within range of last year.

12:25
Comment From quinceleather
there is an emerald ash borer that is destroying all the ash trees….soon there will be no more wood bats. The bug is being propagated by soccer hooligans. True or False?

12:26
Eno Sarris: CONSPIRACY

12:26
Comment From Chris
I just traded Zack Wheeler for Andrelton Simmons…I was desperate for a SS. Hope I don’t regret it.

12:26
Eno Sarris: Contact rate is the closest thing to stable on the hitter side, other than GB/FB. So, yeah, I kinda DO love what Simmons is doing this year. Think he can maybe .280/20 this year.

12:27
Comment From Guest
What SP that went undrafted are really as good as their results so far?

12:28
Eno Sarris: Mejia, Skaggs (looks at preseason SP ranks), Ventura, Keuchel, Richards, Peralta.

12:28
Comment From Happy
Encouraged by Shelby miller’s last start?

12:28
Eno Sarris: I wasn’t ever that worried.

12:29
Comment From Jon
Hey Eno! Some reliever advice, please! I can add one of Daniel Webb, Germen, Qualls or Bass – based on your Saves & Steals columns those all seem like not-terrible adds at this point, but who first?

12:29
Eno Sarris: Farnsworth worries me on Germen, as does arb money. Qualls and Bass are in a poop show. I’m adding Webb, I guess.

12:29
Comment From Brian
Make Jason Heyward do something. Thanks.

12:29
Eno Sarris: Pokes Jason Heyward.

12:29
Comment From Chris
Is it sad that I’m benching Billy Butler in favor of Adam Dunn?

12:30
Eno Sarris: Just don’t drop him.

12:30
Comment From Maxamuz
I need to clear the record Eno. Last week on this chat I was accused of using another handle to promote myself. I believe the handle was Rated Rookie (Perhaps Rated R Rookie) not sure, but he complimented me and my skills in this arena we call a chat. This was not I. Let the record show that people like me and I do not need to falsely promote myself by resorting to such tactics.

12:30
Comment From Confused
Please rank Kennedy, Hudson, skaggs, and mejia, for fantasy purposes. Thinking Kennedy as my top option?

12:30
Eno Sarris: You know right now, when they are all healthy, I’ll take Mejia. Over the season long, maybe Hudson. Skaggs medium between now and longterm. Can’t find a way to make Kennedy the best option though.

12:31
Comment From Maxamuz

12:31
Eno Sarris: Weirdly sexual, but RIP.

12:31
Comment From Marty
Are there 3 players you are giving up on at this point? Still too early?

12:31
Eno Sarris: I just dropped Rex Brothers.

12:31
Comment From Mike
Hosmer vs. Belt – Who do you prefer in fantasy ROS and who has greater long-term value?

12:31
Eno Sarris: I believe in Belt’s power upside more and obviously neither is going to keep stealing a ton of bases as they age.

12:32
Comment From Joel
Valverde was just dropped. Pick him up for Shawn Kelley, Hector Rondon, Mark Melancon?

12:32
Eno Sarris: Maybe not. That was a terrible appearance, and he’s very borderline.

12:32
Eno Sarris: If you do… Melancon. Grilli okay for now.

12:32
Comment From Jim
are you at all concerned with Chris Carters lackluster start and should I be?

12:33
Eno Sarris: I am, mostly because of lack of PA. If they end up platooning him, he’ll be a vLHP guy and woof.

12:33
Comment From @bryanzane
What does Joc Pederson need to do to get called up? Just wait for an injury?

12:33
Eno Sarris: Trade?

12:33
Comment From quinceleather
do u have any feel for Reddick? I need power and he is available–does chip in with steals……reaching deep–its him or ozuna

12:33
Eno Sarris: Kinda like Ozuna better. That upper cut swing is just never going to give you a good BA in batting average leagues.

12:33
Comment From Terrible Ted
Watching Werth’s HR last night got me wondering if MLBAM’s new system could be used in replay for situations like that. Could it also predict whether the catch would have been made?

12:34
Eno Sarris: Baseball really doesn’t want to get in the business of determining what could have happened. Look at what happens with batter interference and stealing second — guy goes back to first no matter what. Only time they try to guess is on ground-rule doubles and sending the guy back to third, but that’s even got rules.

12:34
Comment From Rob
Jim Johnson getting the next save opp in OAK?

12:35
Eno Sarris: Yeah I think he’ll be back in the seat quickly. Gregerson has long been a setup guy for a reason. Managers don’t like to see 88s in the ninth.

12:35
Comment From Jeff
Thoughts on wily peralta?

12:36
Eno Sarris: Good stuff. Upside a little mitigated by lack of Ks, but velocity, GBs, ok enough Ks, just some command issues on the slider sometimes will lead to some HRs.

12:36
Comment From MissingNo
Thoughts on Tillman? Is this a mirage?

12:36
Eno Sarris: I think the homers will come, but he’ll be a borderline mixed leaguer when all is said and done.

12:36
Comment From Hunger Games: Catching Frieri
Who has best chance at sustained high K/9 rate with 60-80 innings and outside shot at saves? Webb, Tazawa, Thornburg, Withrow Txs!!

12:36
Eno Sarris: Tazawa. Love him.

12:36
Comment From Bill
Who’s the minor leaguer to stash now that Springer is in the majors?

12:37
Eno Sarris: Polanco. Don’t know when he’ll be up, but Snider is doing about as well as could be expected and it’s not whelming. So, soon, I bet, and with his bb/k, he actually could hit the ground running.

12:37
Eno Sarris: Full of cliches today.

12:37
Comment From Matt from Boston
Any idea when Baez will be up? I have S. Castro as well. Castro is hitting well, will that delay Baez being brought up or will be play another position? Thanks!

12:38
Eno Sarris: I think Baez will be delayed either by Castro or by his own glove at SS. Not sure he makes an impact in fantasy this year.

12:38
Comment From Tim Salmon
With Calhoun out for a bit, do I drop him and ride Leonys & Billy in my OF over Castellanos & Billy?

12:39
Eno Sarris: You might be able to drop him if you have that option. Leonys v RHP, Billy v LHP, Castellanos if both are facing wrong side.

12:39
Comment From Anthony
Hey Eno, question…was offered Ervin Santana and Kyle Seager for Homer Bailey and Carlos Martinez in my 11-team, 5×5? Should I believe in Santana’s early season success and jump on this?

12:39
Eno Sarris: no

12:40
Eno Sarris: I mean I like Erv, but Bailey is better.

12:40
Comment From Jim
take springer 10 times out of 10. power speed undeniable

12:40
Eno Sarris: K% might mean a .230 BA or a return to minors.

12:40
Comment From Sean
Our guy Joey Votto is starting to destroy baseballs. I love watching him hit! It seems he is back to his old self and he usually doesn’t start too well in April.

12:40
Eno Sarris: Knee must feel good.

12:40
Comment From The other Bay Area Team
2014 Cespedes…more like the the 2012 version or 2013? Have to pick one or the other.

12:41
Eno Sarris: Actually like his new contact rate. Hopefully the power comes and the new swing isn’t too unfriendly to power. i’d buy.

12:41
Comment From John
Hi Eno, Belt off to a great start. Do you see this as him taking a sustainable leap this year or should I sell high?

12:42
Eno Sarris: I think he could hit .275 with 25 homers this year, which is a big leap but might also be a little worse than people think.

12:42
Comment From MissingNo
Are you falling for the trap that is Edinson Volquez or will you embrace it? Better than Skaggs and Mejia?

12:42
Eno Sarris: no

12:42
Comment From T-Bone
Have you had a chance to watch the Cubs TV broadcast? They’ve been doing a great job of bringing stats into their commentary. Last night they explained via BABIP and batted ball profile why Emilio Bonifacio was not expected to be very good the rest of the season.

12:42
Eno Sarris: They’re great, have been for a while.

12:42
Comment From Guest
BJ Upton,

12:42
Eno Sarris: fart balloon

12:42
Comment From Jamaican Gyork Chicken
Have your thoughts on Goydd Jerko this year changed?

12:43
Eno Sarris: Great handle. Not too much. I always worred about the Ks, but I think some more BBs coming hopefully. Power takes forever and peaks in August.

12:43
Comment From Tube
Time to give Volquez a spin in 10 team mixed? My rotation is dreadful.

12:43
Eno Sarris: No

12:43
Comment From Jon
Is Nick Franklin a mixed-leaguer? How about as a bench guy?

12:44
Eno Sarris: As an upside play perhaps. Trade or stealing Miller’s job has to be considered a possibility as much as nobody thinks Franklin is an SS and they said he could play in the OF.

12:44
Comment From DragonsMilk
Bj Upton, Venable and Masterson, Willy Peralta on waivers. Which hitter and pitcher to pick up if any?

12:44
Eno Sarris: Peralta and Venable. Venable useful v RHP, especially away from home.

12:44
Comment From RoyalMan
Danny Salazar? I have read the articles, but does he seem like a buy low? Would a swap of Roark and Butler be too much for Salazar?

12:44
Eno Sarris: I would do that thing.

12:44
Comment From Kris
You like sours? Wicked Weed is building a new brewery in Asheville strictly for sours. So exciting

12:45
Eno Sarris: Great! Just had a Russian River Consecration and a GI Juliet this weekend. Love em.

12:45
Comment From Art Vandelay
What’s the deal with the Orioles and Kevin Gausman? (said in a Jerry Seinfeld voice)

12:45
Eno Sarris: Waiting for them to give up on an SP. I guess Gausman’s a bit wild in Triple-A right now. I think the cream will rise. (gross?)

12:45
Comment From Masahiro Tanaka Jr.
Quick follow-up — what can I expect from Sabathia this year? Will he be a top-tier pitcher?

12:46
Eno Sarris: No. I think he can still be useful, but the velocity is never coming back and the bite is going too.

12:46
Comment From Vic
Danny Salazar was dropped in my league – is he a must-add?

12:46
Eno Sarris: Yes

12:46
Comment From PaulM
Egg McMuffin or Sausage McMuffin with egg? Inquiring minds must know.

12:46
Eno Sarris: Love me some snausage.

12:46
Comment From Maxamuz

You are fart factory, Slug-slimed, sack-of-rat-guts-in-cat-vomit, cheesy, scab-picked, pimple-squeezing finger bandage. A week old maggot burger with everything on it and flies on the side!

12:46
Comment From Rob
Thoughts on Weaver? Low LD% and through-the-roof HR/FB so far… but the rest of his stuff looks solid. What’s going on?

12:46
Eno Sarris: Terrible velocity means more homers. Not buying.

12:47
Comment From RoyalMan
As a big Royal fan, Butler looked absolutely lost last night and late on nearly every swing. Can he rebound enough to have his counting stats be worth while?

12:47
Eno Sarris: Should find his way to .280 and 18, always does.

12:47
Comment From Tater
First off, If you have access to Michigan breweries, I highly recommend Kuhnhenn Brewing Co.’s DRIPA (Double Rice IPA). Delicious.

12:47
Eno Sarris: Jesus. 12:09.

12:47
Comment From Sam
What’s up Eno! What kind of trade return could I ask for if I traded away Tanaka in a dynasty league right now? Hitting would be preferable.

12:47
Eno Sarris: The moon

12:47
Comment From madsoxfan42
is arquimedes caminero the best name in baseball at the moment?

12:47
Eno Sarris: lovely

12:48
Comment From Fernando Rodney
Will I lose my closer’s gig at some point this season?

12:48
Eno Sarris: I do think so, yes. Farq back pitching well.

12:48
Comment From Miketron
Will Drew and/or Morales sign somewhere before the draft?

12:48
Eno Sarris: Drew really looks like after the draft now. Tigers obviously could use him. Maybe Morales in same boat.

12:48
Comment From quinceleather
traded prado for bailey–have lawrie as 2b/3b and Sandoval. did I do good?

12:48
Eno Sarris: yes

12:48
Comment From juan pierres mustache
mlb at bat classified one of leury garcia’s pitches as a knuckleball last night

12:49
Comment From The State of CA vs. E. Sarris
Evidence C: “…I’ve been known to love youth a bit much”

12:49
Comment From juan pierres mustache
which, it was slow and moved real funny, but he missed the zone by about three feet at times

12:49
Eno Sarris: sandwich interlude

12:49
Comment From Lobo
Hey Eno, are you going to write an article about your interviews with Haren and Greinke the other day?

12:49
Eno Sarris: Of course. Greinke Monday for Fox/FG, Haren later. Haren wants us to put a quality of opposition thing in pitching WAR, and that’s entirely reasonable.

12:50
Comment From Paging Dr. Sarris. Dr. Sarris
Would you rather DL stash Calhoun or Nate Jones

12:50
Eno Sarris: Calhoun has a rgreat ole waiting for him.

12:50
acdcrocker523:

12:51
Eno Sarris: What a great beginning. HOW YOU WONNA DRAG MY STYLE WHEN I AM SO SUPERIOR

12:51
Comment From JEB
Who’s a better roster stash for this year, Buxton or Taveras?

12:52
Eno Sarris: Neither? For this year? Buxton for September I guess.

12:52
Comment From Jeb Bush
Puig’s style of play leads to frequent injuries and inconsistent contact it seems. What are you expecting from him RoS?

12:52
Eno Sarris: Excellence

12:52
Comment From Guest
Firkin Fridays at Safeco was a hot mess of wasted kids, fried food and cheap cask ipa

12:52
Eno Sarris: Decent Hot Mess

12:52
Comment From David
ZiPS has Mesoraco at 371 PA, but with Brayan Pena backing him up do you think he gets more?

12:52
Eno Sarris: yes!

12:52
Comment From Rob
10 tm mixed keeper – what’s a reasonable bid for George Springer with a FAAB budget of $100?

12:53
Eno Sarris: In batting average leagues, I’d spend 25-33%. In OBP, 40%. In deeper OBP keepers where his price is not attached to him going forward, push past 50%.

12:53
Comment From david
Gray, Cingrani, A. Wood, Salazar, Minor, Teheran, Cole, Ryu…please rank.

12:54
Eno Sarris: All my favorites in the same place. Let’s see. Cole Gray Salazar Teheran Ryu Cingrani Wood Minor

12:54
Comment From Jon
Who has more value ROS between Eovaldi and Chavez?

12:54
Eno Sarris: Man if you could smush them together… what do you want, just a FB, or everything else? I’ll take Chavez.

12:54
Comment From Tater
I offered a struggling team Archie Bradley and Matt Cain for Kershaw. Am I dumb? An evil genius? Or somewhere in between?

12:55
Eno Sarris: genius

12:55
Comment From Rob
Danny Duffy on his way to the rotation?

12:55
Eno Sarris: Constantly.

12:55
Comment From juan pierres mustache

#astros #gerorge

12:55
Comment From RoyalMan
My staff is Strausburg, Gray, Kazmir, Kennedy, Paxton? Would you move any of them with Butler for the chance to get Garza, Straily or Salazar?

12:55
Eno Sarris: I’d take Salazar for Butler plus anyone not named Gray or Strasburg.

12:56
Comment From Jim
kyle farnsworth/ alexi ogando / matt albers in waiver wire deep league releief spot. thoughts?

12:56
Eno Sarris: like em all to various degrees. Ogando/farns/albers?

12:56
Comment From dude
I noticed there is someone called The Dude, forcing me to change my name. From this day forward I shall be called Migs!

12:56
Comment From Migs
DUDE. IS. DEAD.

12:56
Comment From Harry Doyle
What are your thoughts on roto categories that count a batter’s strikeouts against him?

12:57
Eno Sarris: I don’t hate it. We count em for pitchers.

12:57
Comment From tommy
thoughts on dee gordon? He’s the man right?

12:57
Eno Sarris: not every day apparently

12:57
Comment From Alex
Is Hanley going to miss anytime this weekend?

12:57
Eno Sarris: Bet he takes today off at least.

12:57
Comment From John Forbes Kerry
1) Eno: Is Teixiera done for good?

12:58
Eno Sarris: Contemplating this myself but can’t be. At least it’s a different problem? Or does that make it worse.

12:58
Comment From Milhouse
Buying or Selling Castellanos long term?

12:58
Eno Sarris: Selling if someone sees a superstar.

12:58
Comment From Guest
sell high on pineda, or are you a believer?

12:58
Eno Sarris: I’m not really a believer. Saw a ton of 91s yesterday. Don’t believe in the change. But man is he making me look stupid.

12:59
Comment From DragonsMilk
Somebody was hiding the last bottle of zombie dust behind some other scrubs the other day at my local beer distributor in nyc

12:59
Eno Sarris: BUT YOU CAUGHT HIM

12:59
Comment From Terrible Ted
With a cornCobb pipe and a button nose and an oblique made out of coal.

12:59
Comment From blingbling
Is it possible that Kenley Jansen’s increased velocity has “straightened out” his cutter, making him more hittable? Or is that crazy talk?

12:59
Eno Sarris: I don’t see it in the movement numbers, but I did want to ask him about it. I bet it’s a bit harder to command at that velo…

12:59
Comment From DC
Is Anthony Rendon a poor man’s Dustin Pedroia?

12:59
Eno Sarris: No speed.

1:00
Comment From Tee Eye Double-Guh Err
Shelby Miller or Zack Wheeler in a 10-teamer? They’re borderline keepers in my format, and I could use the roster spot for streaming…

1:00
Eno Sarris: Miller me.

1:00
Comment From RotoLando
Waffle me, playboy.

1:00
Eno Sarris: Waffle him.

1:00
Comment From Q
I don’t like your taste in music, and I hate beer…but I love your fantasy advice. Neil Walker or Bonifacio?

1:01
Eno Sarris: Weird because I love all sorts of music and hate lots of beer. Walker.

1:01
Comment From Michael

1:01
Eno Sarris: So. Weird.

1:01
Comment From Johnny Sabba
Cesar Ramos? Alfredo Simon? Dustin McGowan? Anything good here?

1:02
Eno Sarris: Yuck. I don’t think ramos will hold on to role long. Simon seems like he’s keeping seat warm for Latos. McGowan??

1:02
Comment From Mark
When does Mookie Betts arrive in the major leagues and with what team?

1:02
Eno Sarris: Probably not until next year, and maybe with another team.

1:03
Comment From Bill
EnoOoO–Joeybatz 16/9 k:bb rate…edwin 6/13….who finishes with the better ratio

1:03
Eno Sarris: Edwin!

1:03
Comment From ManBearPuig
All this production for Dozier with a .180 average sustainable?

1:03
Eno Sarris: I sorta like some of what he’s doing. I think the BA will come up. They’ll give him plenty of time.

1:04
Comment From greg
I turned S.Santos/Gallardo into T. Rosenthal/JZimmerman. Still a win even with Janssen news?

1:04
Eno Sarris: Um. YES.

1:04
Comment From @bryanzane
Sonny Gray Real Estate is just a fantastic name.

1:04
Comment From Frank
What are your thoughts on Alex Wood for the year? Looks like he could settle in nicely.

1:04
Eno Sarris: Lost a bit of velocity, put me in camp that worries about his mechanics long term, but now? Giddyap.

1:04
Comment From Jimbo Fisher
WHAT DO I DO WITH CHRIS CARTER?!?!?!?

1:05
Eno Sarris: Be sad with him on your bench for a bit longer.

1:05
Comment From Geoff
As the president of the Brad Miller fan club, do I have your blessing dropping him for Neil Walker in a league where K’s count?

1:05
Eno Sarris: Does look like he’ll K 7-10% more than Walker…

1:05
Eno Sarris: Sure I guess. You lose SBs though.

1:05
Comment From PaulM
Alpine is starting their NorCal distribution. Kegs of Nelson are scattered around the city starting Friday. And the peasants rejoice.

1:06
Eno Sarris: OH MAN I NEED

1:06
Comment From Marty
Heard the Pirates broadcasters mention MLB toughened standards for maple bats that were splintering and flying all over the place in recent years. Underreported, but…good job MLB!

1:06
Comment From Guest
Who is the real Allen Craig?

1:06
Eno Sarris: .280+/18.

1:06
Comment From Maxamuz

what?

1:06
Eno Sarris: Awesome.

1:07
Comment From Marty
Love that Uncle Bud thinks replay is “working well”. I mean, besides the fact they’ve changed the 120 year old interpretation of the most fundamental and commonplace play: the catch, sure it’s been fine. AKA ‘other than that Mrs Lincoln, how was the play?’

1:07
Eno Sarris: Yeah I think the catch crap is worse. Replay was going to need a bit of time.

1:07
Comment From Terrible Ted
Enoclitus Sarristuclies

1:07
Comment From Snid
“emerald ash borer” Beautiful coloring on these wee beasties.

1:08
Comment From Guest
That Funke’s really something…

1:08
Comment From Jimbo Fisher
Will robby cano hit 25 homers this season?

1:08
Eno Sarris: 23

1:08
Comment From Jesse Chavez
No love for me as a surprising undrafted SP?

1:08
Eno Sarris: Sure. He showed up on a couple of my sleeper lists going in.

1:08
Comment From zack
How long is Jesse Chavez gonna last?

1:09
Eno Sarris: Innings are a question, But! He’s no spring chicken. (more cliches). In other words, how concerned are they really going to be about his future.

1:09
Comment From zack
Is Kazmir a good sell-high candidate before his performance drops/he gets inevitably injured

1:09
Eno Sarris: Good while in. Hard to judge his value to your team, but I think it’s mostly fungible. Especially considering bad road matchups and always iffy WHIP.

1:10
Comment From Michael
Will Carlos Martinez take over for Kelly while he is out?

1:10
Eno Sarris: Is he stretched out? Minor leaguer that is? Might depend on how long Kelly is out too.

1:10
Comment From Aaron
So, for the sake of argument, if Andrew Cashner sustains his current production (within reason) and Anthony Rizzo turns into a 280/400/500 gold-glove first baseman, who would you prefer long-term?

1:10
Eno Sarris: Rizzo because of injury and the fact that Cash still has more injury risk than average.

1:11
Comment From haanstone
Hi Eno. i have Abreu at $0, Freeman at $6 and Goldschmidt at $16. I was offered Puif for Goldy and I said hell no. Am I crazy? Also, league-mates think I would need to trade a Goldy to get a Kimbrel, which to me is insane, especially for a P with a sore shoulder.

1:11
Eno Sarris: You the sane one.

1:11
Comment From Tom
Eno, help me! I am hover near the bottom in my keeper league. It’s my pitching! Kershaw, Masterson, Bailey and Kluber. Nothing better than Nolasco on waivers. Do I punt ERA & WHIP and try to stock up on setup guys?

1:11
Eno Sarris: Hang tight.

1:12
Comment From Guest
Are the A’s Ws contenders?

1:12
Eno Sarris: Sure. Though it would be nice to see Gray look more like the ace he looked like last year, and Straily cracking 92.

1:12
Comment From daily fantasy
so how comfortable are you with Rotographs turning into a gambling site? I get that you guys need to get paid, but half the articles are now devoted to guessing what players will do over a sample of say 4ABs.

1:13
Eno Sarris: Three of ten posts a day are dedicated to a fantasy game you don’t play. Click ‘roto’ or ‘h2h’ tags and you won’t see them.

1:13
Comment From Thank You
Need to get rid of one pitcher: Erasmo? W. Peralta or Erlin?

1:13
Eno Sarris: Erlin more dependent on matchup IMO.

1:13
Comment From Bill
I’m a mets fan in Brooklyn who cut cable this year…i noow watch every game but my own team. Is this what purgatory is?

1:13
Eno Sarris: Hah. Pay for cable in 2015 maybe.

1:13
Comment From ManBearPuig
Derek Holland DL stash a good move right?

1:14
Eno Sarris: Been doing it but

1:14
Comment From atoms
I have Derek Holland and James Paxton on the DL, and now Kole Calhoun is hurt as well and I only have 2 DL spots. I’d like to grab another position player to replace Calhoun. My pitching is generally fine. Who should I drop?

1:14
Eno Sarris: this is what happens. Holland might be furthest out.

1:14
Comment From KilleBrews
Had maybe my favorite Imperial IPA this week…Avery Brewings Maharaja…highly recommended

1:15
Eno Sarris: yes that is a good one

1:15
Comment From Eaton Right
Adam Eaton hasn’t gotten a lot of attention for his solid start, can it be expected to continue?

1:16
Eno Sarris: I see nothing wrong with it!

1:16
Comment From Bird man
Jimenez…worth the upside in a 14 team roto mixer, or better off streaming??

1:16
Eno Sarris: Give him another start or two. Tough opponents to begin with, although I guess that might make him a streamer.

1:17
Comment From Joel
Should I shave my mustache/beard? Wife doesn’t like it, it’s getting bland, but I look like I’m 17 without it (I’m 23)

1:17
Eno Sarris: Dunno. My wife wants me to cut my hair. I don’t. Maybe mustache?

1:17
Comment From Ryan
You’

1:17
Comment From zack
make it nasty

1:17
Comment From E
Any Eric young thoughts?

1:18
Eno Sarris: Every day starter for now, but not when everyone is healthy, which puts him behind Dee and Boni but ahead of Rajai IMO.

1:18
Comment From Lawrence
Does Carlos Santana turn it around soon?

1:18
Eno Sarris: yes

1:18
Comment From Talk to the Hand, not the Fister
When do you see Fister coming off the DL and what do you expect from him? Do you see uptick in K ERA etc now that he’s in the NL east?

1:19
Eno Sarris: I’m still excited for him. Maybe a small boost from NL, but also a small one from IF defense.

1:19
Comment From E
Any reason to be worried about Strasburg?

1:19
Eno Sarris: Slightly lower velocity, but I think he can be great at 93/94 too.

1:19
Comment From Larry David
Billy Butler and Pablo Sandoval are both overweight and pissing me off.

1:19
Eno Sarris: To be honest, Larry, everything pisses you off.

1:19
Comment From Jason
Where did you go to college/what did you study?

1:20
Eno Sarris: Stanford/Fun. (Art History, Psychology, Communications for my MA).

1:20
Comment From Terrible Ted
Also, Baez is hurt.

1:20
Eno Sarris: Also.

1:20
Comment From Kyle
Long term, do you like d’Arnaud or Mesoraco better offensively?

1:20
Eno Sarris: Mes.

1:20
Comment From The Warm Embrace of Freddie Freeman
Eno, my offense is in disrepair. Would you swap Gyorko for Hill?

1:20
Eno Sarris: Yeah I would do that.

1:20
Comment From KilleBrews
What considered a good LD%?

1:20
Eno Sarris: 20-21

1:20
Comment From Kevin Youkilis
…gah… er um where am I?

1:20
Eno Sarris: Japan, right?

1:21
Comment From @CaliforniaJag
Who are the best steals and SP prospects in the minors that might make an impact this year?

1:22
Eno Sarris: Giolito, Syndergaard…. Marisnick?

1:22
Eno Sarris: Steals in minors kinda barren right now.

1:22
Comment From juan pierres mustache
just ran some calculations and one of my fantasy teams has a collective .219 babip

1:23
Comment From RAJ
Going to Jamaica this weekend (Runaway Bay resorty type area)-any suggestions, beer or otherwise?

1:24
Eno Sarris: Scuba. Dunn’s River is fun. If there’s any trip to the mountains, consider it despite the beach. Don’t worry about beer too much, it’s either water (Red Stripe) or sludge (Guinness Extra Foreign Stout). Have a lime daquiri.

1:24
Comment From Roger
Mike Trout has had an unbelievable season so far, but why isn’t he stealing bases at his normal rate? I understand the small sample size but he’s doing everything else just fine.

1:25
Eno Sarris: Too many homers.

1:25
Comment From Michael
I have asked 5 questions so far and none have been answered. Please explain

1:25
Eno Sarris: 12:42.

1:25
Comment From Joel
What did the witch say when she clogged the toilet? Double Double toilet trouble!

1:25
Comment From Joel
I made that up

1:25
Comment From Guest
Have you interviewed your fellow Jamaican Masterson?

1:26
Eno Sarris: I have but Laurila has him on lock. Masterson was super happy to discover another white Jamaican though. Yelled to someone about it in the clubhouse. “I TOLD YOU.”

1:26
Comment From Guest
So, Tabata has a concussion. Is a Polanco promotion imminent?

1:26
Eno Sarris: You and me both want it. They might be able to manage without though.

1:27
Comment From Z
Coco Crisp, 20 HRs, 40 Steals, or 100 games full of ticky-tack injuries.

1:27
Eno Sarris: 18/20 and 110.

1:27
Comment From Cousin Oliver
OK, I bought the Tommy La Stella hype and he currently sits in my milb slot…do we really see him this year take over for the Uggla One?

1:27
Eno Sarris: Looking less likely after the two homer game, but if it’s June and he’s hitting under .200….

1:28
Comment From marichal
Do we see Asmirendy Alcantara in Chicago in June? Will he bring NL-only value?

1:28
Eno Sarris: Boni playing CF is good news. This could happen, but Baez there too. Cubs hard to prognosticate upon. (gross)

1:29
Comment From Gareth
Hey eno. Please evaluate a trade that went through for me last night. I traded Villar for axford and alcides Escobar. How’d I do?

1:29
Eno Sarris: I like Alcides better, so sure.

1:29
Comment From Rob
Stashing Taijuan Walker or Kole Calhoun in the DL spot? Redraft league.

1:29
Eno Sarris: Calhoun

1:29
Comment From dave
How would you rank this year’s Sour Sisters? I think I go Gillian>>>>>>>Lolita>>>Julia>>>Halia.

1:29
Eno Sarris: Gillian YESSSSSSSSSSSS (haven’t had Halia)

1:29
Comment From aspire to write
Re salazar. who drops a guy who Ks 10 in 3.2 innings. i dont care if he gave up 20 hits

1:30
Comment From Paul
You said you’re not buying Weaver…would you roster Smyly, Kazmir, and Kluber all ahead of him?

1:30
Eno Sarris: Smyly and Kluber but Weaver might have trade value.

1:30
Comment From Z
Matt Carpenter for Puig, Yay or Nay?

1:30
Eno Sarris: Puig for me.

1:30
Comment From Beer Man
I know you have been mentioning IPAs, but I have to throw Bell’s Kalamazoo Stout out there as a must try. Delicious.

1:30
Comment From Lawrence
Does cold weather tend to favor pitchers or hitters in general?

1:31
Eno Sarris: Velocity peaks with weather, so pitchers aren’t at peak either. But power peaks with weather. I’ll go with pitchers though. They reported first, and the bat feels like crap in your hand in cold weather.

1:31
Comment From Gareth
Eno eno eno, eno eno eno, don’t lie. What you gonna do when it all comes out?

1:31
Eno Sarris: 1) Admit. 2) Apologize. 3) Write about it. 4) Profit.

1:32
Comment From LaLoosh
exactly…Germen isn’t going to leapfrog Farns unfortunately. Can’t wait for Collins to get the axe. And I used to like him.

1:32
Eno Sarris: A few teams have turned on Collins.

1:32
Comment From Migs
How does it feel when major league ball players are suggesting idea for WAR? Awesome? Super awesome? Best thing ever?

1:32
Eno Sarris: So invigorating.

1:32
Eno Sarris: So many Ks.

1:32
Comment From LaLoosh
It’s early to toot my horn, but I warned you that you were sleeping on Yordano.

1:33
Eno Sarris: I mean I have a few shares, just like I have shares of Garrett Richards, just because every mph = .2-.33 RA per nine. But I did have many doubts, as did others, about his size, ability to keep velocity deep into games, and secondary stuff (he wasn’t throwing it all, looked like a reliever arsenal). But, he’s fire.

1:33
Comment From Gareth
Lol it auto corrected uribe to urine. Apt.

1:34
Comment From Eno ring to rule them lla
I own three shares of Jason Castro. Drop him for Mesoraco?

1:34
Eno Sarris: got no problems with him. Feel like they very close to same guy. Try dropping one for Mes. Always liked Mes.

1:34
Comment From Elliott
Hey Eno, looking forward who’s the best speculative add to close out games for their respective team come June/July: Webb, Farquhar, Rondon, Melancon

1:35
Eno Sarris: Rondon closest to saves now. Farq in July.

1:35
Comment From Jacoby
Thoughts on Martin Perez?

1:35
Eno Sarris: Still don’t see a breaker, but a good sinker and great change-up is a good place to start. Home park makes him a borderline mixed league play though.

1:36
Comment From Gareth
With Mesoraco, gomes and zunino basically freebies to start thos season – Why are people even wasting mid round picks on the likes of matt wieters?

1:36
Eno Sarris: yup

1:36
Comment From Michael
My Staff is Lester, Smardjza, Ventura, Anibal, Minor, Latos, Shields Shelby, Nova, Skaggs, Gerrit cole, Vargas. Who would u drop to pick up Archie

1:36
Eno Sarris: Vargas

1:36
Comment From inquiring mind
Matt Davidson has like a 50% K rate in AAA right now. How much is he lowering your expectations for him? and would you give up on him for 2014?

1:37
Eno Sarris: Yeah more like 33% I think, but it’s not good. I’m not giving up yet. They want him, and it’s not a great sample for K% yet.

1:37
Comment From Eaton Aint Cheatin
Bababooey!

1:37
Comment From Narkus
Hanley is not starting today.

1:37
Comment From Frank
If you could be best friends with any baseball player, who would it be?

1:37
Eno Sarris: Joey.

1:37
Comment From Bruce
Do you ever get “this is off the record” from players?

1:38
Eno Sarris: Couple times. Frustrating because I want to write it, but it’s okay.

1:38
Comment From Quinn
In the after dark chat either Jeff or Paul suggested Baez wouldn’t be up until September. He gets the call sooner than that, right?

1:38
Eno Sarris: Yeah I’m agreeing with them.

1:38
Comment From Guest
Do you still like Carrasco?

1:38
Eno Sarris: Yes actually. There are so many pieces there. Caveat: talking deep leagues here.

1:39
Comment From Art Vandelay
Northern California protip: almost every store has bottles of Pliny stashed in the back if you ask for them.

1:39
Comment From Larry
All the ‘sperts told me to take Strasburg over Wacha and Shark this offseason and I followed you advice. Some ‘sperts you are!

1:39
Eno Sarris: Gonna leave that one right there. Might frame it!

1:39
Comment From Larry
GI Sofie or Matilda

1:40
Eno Sarris: Haven’t had Sofie. Love the brett Matilda though, enough to keep buying it despite them being InBev.

1:40
Comment From Royal Farm
Overspent on Mujica in an AL only thinking Uehara was out for good. What gives?

1:41
Eno Sarris: Uehara is okay and I like Tazawa better anyway.

1:41
Comment From Vic
Zach Britton a starter again?

1:41
Eno Sarris: Doubt it. Maybe I love Gaus too much, but he has to be ahead of him in line.

1:41
Comment From Lawrence
Can we please refer to him as E-Bone again?

1:41
Comment From Nick Franklin
How much playing time will i get?

1:41
Eno Sarris: Utility

1:42
Comment From john
i drafted emilio only looking for 20-25 steals. I dont care if he doesnt hit a lick. why is everyone dumping on emilio?

1:42
Eno Sarris: Because of his real-life baseball skills. Fine fantasy player.

1:42
Comment From Jake
Eno, Cigar City Jai Alai & Stone Enjoy By 4-20-14

1:42
Eno Sarris: Oh god get Enjoy By. Now.

1:42
Comment From Ralph and Herbie
No Torres love as a possible SV hawk in NYM?

1:43
Eno Sarris: His usage is all over the place. Swing starter too. Farns at 94 probably over him.

1:43
Comment From Royal Farm
Will Francisco Lindor be a letdown fantasy-wise?

1:43
Eno Sarris: yeah, probably. D first.

1:43
Comment From inquiring mind
What’s up with Hank Conger? Will he ever be a starting C?

1:43
Eno Sarris: If Angels scuffle, yes.

1:43
Comment From T-Bone
Thoughts on Grandal for ROS in otto pts?

1:43
Eno Sarris: Big fan.

1:44
Comment From Larry
Ivan Nova isnt K’ing anyone. Jesse Chavez over Nova?

1:45
Eno Sarris: I like Nova, but his upside is low enough that I’d do this.

1:45
Comment From Gareth
I took a lude earlier but at the time though I was in a Jacqueline Suzanne novel.

1:45
Comment From Marty
LONG LIVE DUDE

1:45
Comment From Royal Farm
Does Mike Olt stay up the whole season?

1:46
Eno Sarris: I’d hope he’d either get to sleep or call a doctor, but yeah I think they’ll give him a long look. Bryant looked like an OF to me.

1:46
Comment From Larry
Cespedes: 25/15 .265 sound about rigth?

1:46
Eno Sarris: yes

1:46
Comment From Carmen Sandiego
Shhh, I’ve been in Tallahassee the whole time.

1:46
Comment From Rob
So Allen Craig = Billy Butler?

1:46
Eno Sarris: Yes

1:46
Comment From juan pierres mustache
the gif Maxamuz sent is reversed, by the way–he landed on Ruiz after a collision and rolled off. that’s why it’s all happening on the 1B side of the plate. Still an awesome gif though

1:46
Eno Sarris: I like it better that way.

1:47
Comment From Jake
I believe you’re SF Giants fan?? Any impact prospects coming up for SF?

1:48
Eno Sarris: I’m here in the bay area at least. Edwin Escobar is the next name in line when they tire of Vogelsong or someone gets hurt. He’s got decent upside with an okay fastball and a great change and a great home park.

1:48
Comment From Lawrence
Pineda vs Nova ROS?

1:48
Eno Sarris: Even with my distrust, has to be Pineda.

1:48
Comment From John V.
Prince for Hoz/Heyward – good move or panic move?

1:48
Eno Sarris: I’m totally good with that trade.

1:48
Comment From inquiring mind
You said Taveras is not worht a roster stash for this year, with Buxton more likely? Am I missing something? I thought CF was his for the taking?

1:49
Eno Sarris: This year? With Bourjos and Jay there? And the Cardinals owning the oldest debut age in baseball? I think they’ll give him a ton of time to prove he’s healthy, raking, and then maybe hopefully wait for Bourjos or Jay to get hurt.

1:49
Comment From quinceleather
Zack–Kaz is great. ENO’s a hater

1:50
Eno Sarris: He’s already complained of injuries. And his career walk rate is four per nine. ZiPs RoS is 3.86/1.28 and 88 innings, Steamer 3.56 and 1.22 and 148. I’ll take Steamer innings and ERA/WHIp in between the two.

1:51
Comment From Trumboni
Thoughts on Khris Davis slow start or time to worry? Doesn’t seem to be showing any power at all.

1:51
Eno Sarris: Power takes 500 PA to stabilize. Until GB/FB rates stabilize, there’s virtually nothing we can take away from early season power numbers.

1:52
Comment From Matt
According to Dan Brooks: He presented on stabilization points on per pitch stuff at Saber Seminar last year. Which I can not seem to find on the internet.

1:52
Eno Sarris: Dammit. I’ll ask him for it.

1:52
Comment From Gareth
Which boring veteran do you like better going forward – buerle, Hudson or harang?

1:52
Eno Sarris: Hudson.

1:52
Comment From Charles
Since you are in charge of fantasy: Could you guys look into doing more dynasty league content?

1:52
Eno Sarris: We’ll be updating Hulet’s top 50 prospect coverage, and we have two writers dedicated to prospect coverage. I’ll tell the writers to think about it a bit more.

1:52
Comment From Gareth
Worried about masterson and his loss of velocity?

1:53
Eno Sarris: Yes, since he throws the sinker so much and doesn’t have other pitches to rely on / throw more as he ages.

1:53
Comment From Maxamuz
On a scale of Tim Lincecum to King Felix, how bad will I regret eating Taco Bell later on?

1:53
Eno Sarris: Aaron Small.

1:53
Eno Sarris: GAH

1:54
Eno Sarris: I have a podcast very soon

1:54
Eno Sarris: See you guys next week!!

1:54
Comment From juan pierres mustache
byeeeeeee

1:54
Comment From Maxamuz

BYE ENO

1:54
Comment From Guest
wheres the podcast?

1:54
Eno Sarris: Gonna record like now.

1:55
Comment From Sadwick
May the beer be with you.





With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.

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Chicago Mark
10 years ago

Hello all,
I’m getting a white screen. Will the chat come up? Please help!

Eno Sarris
10 years ago
Reply to  Chicago Mark

refresh? I see the chat.