Max Muncy’s Home Run Hit Albert Almora on the Head
Dodgers infielder Max Muncy is an instrument of the Absurd, nor is there much evidence to the contrary. He owns, for example, a name that has traditionally been the province exclusively of mid-century private detectives. He’s also a former fifth-round pick who entered the season with roughly -1 WAR and yet who, somehow, is currently leading his club by that same measure. Muncy’s bona fides wherein the ridiculous is concerned are beyond reproach.
It should come as no surprise, then, that Max Muncy has once again had a rendezvous with the improbable. Batting in the first inning tonight against the Cubs, Muncy drove a fastball from Kyle Hendricks to center field — over the center-field wall, in fact. Instead of remaining over the center-field wall, however, what Muncy’s home run did instead was to re-enter the field of play and strike innocent bystander Albert Almora on the head. Did it kill or even just injure Almora? Signs point to “No.” But did it cause him a moment’s indignity? Yes, not unlike the sort one experiences just by living.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
I just made my own spirited ejaculation watching that gif
He’s no Jose Canseco.
In Canseco’s Soviet Russia, ball becomes home run then comes back over fence and hits outfielder on head. Or something.
This was delightful! If only there could be a whole special column of Fangraphs dedicated to the cross section of baseball and life’s varying absurdities. Hmmm … *taps lips pensively* Hmmmm indeed.
Am I the only one who thinks of the poke fun at pretension Always Sunny Revolutionary War Throwback everytime the Notgraphs crowd gets together?
Spirited Ejaculations has to be the next Fangraphs Book Club title right.
So is Max Muncy or Chris Taylor’s Hat the most absurd of instruments on the Dodgers?
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A mid-century private detective hitting a home run off of a down-ballot GOP primary candidate’s head is absurd, indeed.
Oh man, mid century private eye is much better occupation for Muncy than what my friends came up with, which is a 1960’s hockey enforcer.
The Reverse Canseco!
Haha! Take that Albert!
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