Perpetually Looping Video: Chris Davis vs. All Capitalism
“Was it Karl Marx,” one might ask drunkenly at a party, “or Baltimore Orioles first baseman Chris Davis who memorably declared that ‘The production of too many useful things results in too many useless people’?”
The answer, technically: Karl Marx, in his text Economic and Philosophic Manuscripts of 1844.
The answer, metaphorically: Chris Davis, actually, by means of a foul-ball protest against Sweet Baby Ray’s Barbecue Sauce in the first inning of tonight’s game versus Kansas City.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Maybe he just prefers KC Masterpiece?
this should be posted to notgraphs
this.
I came to post the not graphs comment…saw that not graphs comment…then was going to post “this”…now I’m babbling
Done.
http://www.fangraphs.com/not/notgraphs-a-valedictory-statement/#comment-327521
See Carson? You just can’t help yourself.
NotGraphs shall return!
NotGraphs’ll be back.
Maybe we just see dead things?
NotGraphs by any other name still smells as sweet. Or something.
It’s like the Zapruder film of foul balls.
NOTGRAPHS IS DEAD IT AIN’T JESUS IT AIN’T COMING BACK NOT NOW NOT NEVER
WHAT IS THE POINT!
THIS. IS. NOTGRAPHS!
#teamnotgraphs
LONG LIVE #NOTGRAPHS!
#nottechnicallynotgraphs
#NumberlessIniquities, #DenounceCistulli
check out Dayn on twitter and get these hashtags off the ground. a vote against custilli is a vote for notgraphs, plus it’s good to read Dayn. i miss that guy.