This Is Kyle Schwarber Golfing Like a Baseballer
It isn’t important that the author of this post found the relevant video footage only because he’d just performed an internet search for his own name. Nor is it necessary for anyone to know that the same author needed more than 20 minutes to render that very brief footage into the two even brief clips one finds here. What’s essential is that the footage itself depicts giant Cubs batter Kyle Schwarber performing Midwestern Justice on a golf ball in a manner not unlike the sort he performed on a Gerrit Cole pitch last night in the Wild Card game. Further research suggests that, like that home run, the field of play was unable to contain Schwarber’s considerable power.
The video description in full:
Published on Oct 7, 2015
Cubs Kyle Schwarber hits a drive Tin Cup Style over the green at Shaker Run Golf Course in Cincinnati. 370yds
One might wonder: does Schwarber’ success on the course prompt him to flip clubs like he does bats?
As the video below confirms, it does.
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^^^ Me, in gym class, 10 years ago.
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My phone froze and the videos were playing simultaneously. The audio of his friends giggling and the *thwack* of the ball started tripping me out so I left the room
Tha k’s Carson, for the flashback
In the Youtube comment section CBS Sports asks permission to use the video while Carson simply takes. This displays not only the bad judgement required to hire Dayn Perry, but also the passivity required to retain him.
That’s further than Bryce Harper’s Happy Gilmore swing.
That drive is insane. I’m closer in driving distance yardage to Tiger Woods than Tiger Woods is to Kyle Schwarber.