NERD Game Scores: Ante-Meridian Baseball Opportunity

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
San Francisco at Washington | 11:05 ET
Bumgarner (108.1 IP, 82 xFIP-) vs. Strasburg (57.1 IP, 90 xFIP-)
Roughly 240 years ago on this date, American colonists declared independence from the tyranny of British rule — an event to which the Washington Nationals pay homage each July 4th (i.e. today) by declaring independence from the tyranny of afternoon and night baseball. Fortunately for all involved, the latter event generates much less in the way of bloodshed and political turmoil. Also fortunate, is this: that this year’s edition of the ante-meridian game features starting pitchers Madison Bumgarner and Stephen Strasburg, each of whom possess objectively compelling traits according both to the methodology laboriously crafted by the author and also just everybody’s normal judgment.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: San Francisco Radio or Television.

Two Brief Notes
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Los Angeles AL at Texas, starts at 21:05 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Ma.n Bumgarner SF 8 5 7 5 8 WAS St. Strasburg 11:05
Nate Karns TB 4 5 7 9 10 NYA Michael Pineda 13:05
R.A. Dickey TOR 7 9 7 4 6 DET David Price 13:08
Collin McHugh HOU 5 10 7 5 7 BOS Clay Buchholz 13:35
Chris Tillman BAL 2 6 4 1 7 CHA Jeff Samardzija 14:10
O.r Despaigne SD 3 3 5 5 9 STL Carlos Martinez 14:15
Cody Anderson CLE 6 7 6 8 5 PIT Jeff Locke 16:05
Felix Hernandez SEA 7 4 5 5 4 OAK Kend’ll Graveman 16:05
Jarred Cosart MIA 4 5 5 7 3 CHN Clayton Richard* 19:15
Jimmy Nelson MIL 5 3 4 4 3 CIN Josh Smith* 19:15
Mike Pelfrey MIN 2 3 4 7 6 KC Joe Blanton 19:15
Matt Harvey NYN 10 4 6 5 5 LAN Zack Greinke 19:15
Kevin Correia PHI 2 1 3 3 5 ATL Alex Wood 19:15
Hector Santiago LAA 3 7 4 4 3 TEX Wandy Rodriguez 21:05
David Hale COL 6 3 5 5 7 AZ Patrick Corbin* 22:10

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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jcanuck
8 years ago

Ante meridiem.