NERD Game Scores: Astros Improbable Season Viewing Opp
Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.
Most Highly Rated Game
Houston at Cleveland | 18:10 ET
Keuchel (124.1 IP, 71 xFIP-) vs. Carrasco (97.1 IP, 70 xFIP-)
By the haphazardly derived methodology utilized by the author, this Houston-Cleveland encounter is the day’s most appealing by a considerable margin. With the exception of the White Sox game, for example — which features left-hander Chris Sale — it appears to offer all the day’s most noteworthy pitchers. And with the exception of Pittsburgh or Toronto, it offers probably the day’s most noteworthy teams, as well. And really, regardless of all that, it provides yet another opportunity to observe the Houston Astros, itself less a professional baseball club and more a loosely organized group of physically precocious neighbor children who’ve somehow been permitted to compete against actual, financially compensated adults.
Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Cleveland Radio.
Other Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features the same Houston and Cleveland clubs cited above, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.
Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

| Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Ant’ny DeSclafani | CIN | 4 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | WAS | Doug Fister | 19:05 |
| James Shields | SD | 7 | 4 | 6 | 8 | 6 | PIT | A.J. Burnett | 19:05 |
| Dallas Keuchel | HOU | 8 | 10 | 9 | 7 | 10 | CLE | Carlos Carrasco | 19:10 |
| John Lackey | STL | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 6 | CHN | Jon Lester | 20:05 |
| Matt Wisler | ATL | 3 | 2 | 3 | 3 | 4 | MIL | Kyle Lohse | 20:10 |
| Wei-Yin Chen | BAL | 5 | 6 | 5 | 3 | 4 | MIN | Phil Hughes | 20:10 |
| Alex Colome | TB | 3 | 4 | 5 | 7 | 4 | KC | Edinson Volquez | 20:10 |
| Mark Buehrle | TOR | 5 | 9 | 6 | 1 | 10 | CHA | Chris Sale | 20:10 |
| Alfredo Simon | DET | 3 | 5 | 4 | 4 | 5 | SEA | Hisashi Iwakuma | 22:10 |
| Sean O’Sullivan | PHI | 0 | 2 | 3 | 5 | 6 | LAN | Undecided | 22:10 |
| Jon Niese | NYN | 4 | 4 | 5 | 5 | 6 | SF | Chris Heston | 22:15 |
* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Where are the stats of “Undecided” to back up that 6 rating?
Don’t know how it’s that high. His “Pace” score has to be terrible.
I had a dream this weekend that Sean O’Sullivan had carried out an extensive correspondence with Thomas Jefferson about his baseball struggles. Jefferson replied entirely in sonnets and haikus.
I had a dream this weekend that I’d get to pad my stats by pitching against the Phillies.
God Bless America!!
Kyle Lohse: More exciting than a 22-year-old starting his fourth game
I had a dream this weekend that I’d get to pad my stats by pitching against the Phillies.
God Bless America!!
I had a dream last night that I’d reply to the wrong comment lol.
With due respect to Messrs. Keuchel and Carrasco, I believe that the author should employ his authoritarian discretion and bump Chris Sale such that his start becomes the highest rated matchup, until such time as he either (i) fails to break Pedro Martinez’s streak of 10 straight 10-K starts; or (ii) breaks said streak. This suggestion is made with full knowledge that the commenter’s beloved White Sox are figuratively unwatchable.
It’s also against the best hitting team in baseball against left-handed pitching, with a ridiculous 141 wRC+ as a team!! Power against power as they say
Most watchable White Sox game of the year? Most watchable White Sox game of the year, yes. Just mute the Hawk!
Also featuring the always watchable Mark Buehrle. In fact, I actually have a reason to watch the game while the White Sox are “hitting” tonight.
JOHN LACKEY VS JOHN LESTER neither one on the red sox.