NERD Game Scores for July 22, 2017

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by sabermetric forefather Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game.

How are they calculated? Haphazardly, is how. An explanation of the components and formulae which produce these NERD scores is available here. All objections to the numbers here are probably justified, on account of how this entire endeavor is absurd.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Toronto at Cleveland | 19:10 ET
Stroman (119.0 IP, 81 xFIP-) vs. Salazar (55.0 IP, 81 xFIP-)
The author’s haphazardly constructed algorithm has identified today’s Toronto-Cleveland game as the most appealing. While, at this point in the season, a club’s playoff odds — and, specifically, the proximity of those odds to 50% by the coin-flip method — are weighted more heavily than pitching-related variables, the performances this year by Marcus Stroman and Danny Salazar have been exceptional or something like exceptional this year. This, in conclusion, accounts for the logic behind the selection of this game as the day’s most appealing.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Cleveland Radio.

Another Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Pittsburgh at Colorado, starts at 20:10 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and also sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and the rest of the internet. Note that calculations both for team and game NERD scores feature adjustment for postseason odds that increases as season progresses. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

NERD Scores forJuly 22, 2017
Away SP TM GM TM SP Home Time
Luis Perdomo SD 8 5 5 3 3 SF Matt Moore 16:05
Adam Wainwright STL 5 5 6 7 7 CHN Jon Lester 16:05
Collin McHugh* HOU 6 5 4 4 0 BAL Chris Tillman 19:05
Brent Suter MIL 9 7 5 3 1 PHI Jeremy Hellickson 19:05
Jordan Zimmermann DET 3 3 4 6 3 MIN Kyle Gibson 19:10
Chris O’Grady MIA 2 4 4 5 5 CIN Robert Stephenson* 19:10
Sean Manaea OAK 7 4 5 4 6 NYN Zack Wheeler 19:10
Andrew Cashner TEX 1 5 6 8 9 TB Chris Archer 19:10
Marcus Stroman TOR 8 4 7 7 10 CLE Danny Salazar 19:10
Mike Pelfrey CHA 0 3 3 5 4 KC Jason Vargas 19:15
Chad Kuhl PIT 7 4 6 5 8 COL German Marquez 20:10
Tanner Roark WAS 4 5 6 6 7 AZ Anthony Banda* 20:10
David Price BOS 5 7 6 4 7 LAA JC Ramirez 21:07
Julio Teheran ATL 2 3 4 6 5 LAN Rich Hill 21:10
Masahiro Tanaka NYA 8 8 6 4 2 SEA Ariel Miranda 21:10
SP denotes pitcher NERD score.
TM denotes team score.
GM denotes overall game score.
Highlighted portion denotes game of the day.

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of doomed author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Antonio Bananas
6 years ago

Can we build a custom NERD score generator? For example, I like balls in play, pace, prospects, and good defense.

Based on those inputs, my NERD table looks like ______

I really enjoy this and it points me in the right direction. I just think it would be fun to have a personalizeable version.

peelpub94
6 years ago

Agreed 100%