NERD Game Scores for July 23, 2017

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by sabermetric forefather Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game.

How are they calculated? Haphazardly, is how. An explanation of the components and formulae which produce these NERD scores is available here. All objections to the numbers here are probably justified, on account of how this entire endeavor is absurd.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Washington at Arizona | 16:10 ET
Strasburg (119.2 IP, 80 xFIP-) vs. Ray (112.0 IP, 90 xFIP-)
The author’s haphazardly constructed algorithm has selected this afternoon’s Washington-Arizona game as the day’s most compelling. In this case, the distinction seems warranted. Consider: both probable starters have the capacity to overwhelm hitters, each having produced a top-10 strikeout rate among baseball’s 70 qualified pitchers. As for the clubs involved, both continue to play games of some relevance, the D-backs very much chasing a Wild Card spot while the Nationals attempt simply to preserve their lead in the NL East.

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Washington Radio.

Another Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Oakland at New York NL, starts at 13:10 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and also sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and the rest of the internet. Note that calculations both for team and game NERD scores feature adjustment for postseason odds that increases as season progresses. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

NERD Scores for July 23, 2017
Away SP TM GM TM SP Home Time
Tom Koehler MIA 2 4 3 5 1 CIN Sal Romano 13:10
Daniel Gossett OAK 7 4 5 4 7 NYN Rafael Montero 13:10
Tyson Ross TEX 0 5 4 8 3 TB Jake Odorizzi 13:10
J.A. Happ TOR 6 3 7 8 10 CLE Corey Kluber 13:10
Lance McCullers HOU 10 5 6 4 4 BAL Dylan Bundy 13:35
Junior Guerra MIL 0 8 4 3 4 PHI Jerad Eickhoff 13:35
Matt Boyd DET 3 3 4 6 3 MIN Adalberto Mejia 14:10
Derek Holland CHA 2 3 3 5 3 KC Travis Wood* 14:15
Ivan Nova PIT 5 4 4 5 3 COL Kyle Freeland 15:10
Rick Porcello BOS 5 7 5 4 5 LAA Parker Bridwell 15:37
Dinelson Lamet SD 9 5 5 3 4 SF Ty Blach 16:05
Sean Newcomb ATL 7 3 6 6 10 LAN Clayton Kershaw 16:10
Caleb Smith* NYA 8 8 6 4 4 SEA Yovani Gallardo 16:10
Stephen Strasburg WAS 9 5 7 6 8 AZ Robbie Ray 16:10
Michael Wacha STL 9 5 6 7 5 CHN Jose Quintana 20:05
SP denotes pitcher NERD score.
TM denotes team score.
GM denotes overall game score.
Highlighted portion denotes game of the day.

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of doomed author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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a eskpert
6 years ago

Monsieur Le Cistulli, it is near three quarters of July finished, and yet we have not had an appearance from Dayn Perry—our poet of mourning and lost dreams. Rectify, sir, rectify.