NERD Game Scores for Saturday, May 2, 2015

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
Seattle at Houston | 19:10 ET
Walker (19.2 IP, 120 xFIP-) vs. McHugh (24.2 IP, 70 xFIP-)
By the certainly flawed metric devised by the author, no club has been more aesthetically pleasing/mostly effective than the Houston Astros. Despite having recorded the third-lowest average batter age over the first month of the season, Houston has produced a modestly above-average batting line and decidedly above-average marks — which is to say, z-scores greater than 1.0 relative to the league’s 30 teams — by the following measures: park-adjusted home-run rate, baserunning runs, and park-adjusted bullpen xFIP. Four Houston players have already posted a 1.0-plus WAR thus far this season: Jose Altuve (1.4 WAR), Jake Marisnick (1.3), Jed Lowrie (1.0), and tonight’s starter Collin McHugh (1.0).

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Seattle Radio, Maybe.

A Single, Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Pittsburgh at St. Louis, starts at 2:15pm ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those changes here, if you’re the sort of person accustomed to making poor life decisions.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Nathan Eovaldi NYA 10 6 6 5 2 BOS Wade Miley 13:35
Hector Noesi CHA 4 1 4 2 5 MIN Ricky Nolasco* 14:10
Francisco Liriano PIT 8 7 7 6 7 STL John Lackey 14:15
Mike Fiers MIL 5 2 6 6 8 CHN Jake Arrieta 14:20
Hector Santiago LAA 3 4 4 4 4 SF Tim Hudson 16:05
Cole Hamels PHI 6 1 4 5 3 MIA Dan Haren 16:10
Aaron Sanchez TOR 6 7 8 6 10 CLE Corey Kluber 16:10
Chris Archer TB 10 5 7 6 5 BAL Miguel Gonzalez 19:05
Jason Marquis CIN 8 6 6 3 4 ATL Eric Stults 19:10
David Price DET 6 5 7 7 8 KC Edinson Volquez 19:10
Taijuan Walker SEA 8 5 8 10 8 HOU Collin McHugh 19:10
Gio Gonzalez WAS 7 5 6 6 5 NYN Jon Niese 19:10
Drew Pomeranz OAK 7 6 5 3 4 TEX Nick Martinez 20:05
Jorge de la Rosa* COL 7 4 6 3 7 SD Brandon Morrow 20:40
Jer. Hellickson AZ 4 6 5 8 5 LAN Scott Baker* 21:10

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





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mgoetze
11 years ago

Also of note is that Red Sox top prospect C Blake Swihart is making his MLB Debut today, batting 9th.

Shaemoose
11 years ago

By the way, the broadcasters on Mariners radio/tv are switched this week, aaron goldsmith is on TV and Dave Sims is on the Radio.

Dustin
11 years ago

If you’re watching The Astros/Mariners game and have a choice, I would highly recommend The Astros broadcast. Bill Brown and Alan Ashby are excellent.

CarlosBaerga
11 years ago
Reply to  Dustin

Bill Brown is excellent. Ashby is extremely hard to tolerate. I miss Jim Deshaies.

middkid45
11 years ago

Eckersley is doing the “color” for Red Sox TV tonight. A color I would describe as black or grey. He’s awful. And he has just as good a link to the Athletics, how did we get stuck with him??

middkid45
11 years ago
Reply to  middkid45

And by “tonight” I definitely mean “this afternoon”…in Europe and forgot

mgoetze
11 years ago
Reply to  middkid45

Eck is OK, and he’s miles ahead of Jerry Remy. The Don & Jerry show is so terrible…

middkid45
11 years ago
Reply to  mgoetze

I love them!