NERD Game Scores for Wednesday, September 23, 2015

Devised originally in response to a challenge issued by viscount of the internet Rob Neyer, and expanded at the request of nobody, NERD scores represent an attempt to summarize in one number (and on a scale of 0-10) the likely aesthetic appeal or watchability, for the learned fan, of a player or team or game. Read more about the components of and formulae for NERD scores here.

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Most Highly Rated Game
New York AL at Toronto | 19:07 ET
Nova (75.2 IP, 118 xFIP-) vs. Stroman (12.0 IP, 100 xFIP-)
Over two starts and 12.0 innings, right-hander Marcus Stroman has recorded a strikeout rate of just 10.6%, which figure would represent the lowest such mark among all qualified pitchers by three-tenths of a percentage point (just behind teammate Mark Buehrle). Despite that, he’s also produced a league-average expected fielding-independent (xFIP) mark over those same two appearances. The uncomplicated, but still noteworthy, explanation: a ground-ball rate (68.4%) that would rank first among all qualifiers. What Stroman has done, in other words, is to compensate for one negative extreme by means of a positive one — like a profoundly ugly person who develops a strong sense of humor or a weblogger who, lacking facility with the language, develops the ability to manufacture GIFs of Marcus Stroman.

Apropos of nothing else, here’s footage of Stroman from his last start, throwing a fastball with considerable arm-side run:

Readers’ Preferred Broadcast: Toronto Radio.

Another Brief Note
Today’s Free Game
Today’s free game features Cincinnati at St. Louis, starts at 20:15 ET, and can be accessed by means of this hyperlinked text.

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Complete Schedule
Here’s the complete and very sortable table for all of today’s games. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and also the rest of the internet. Note that the calculations both for team and game NERD scores have changed recently to better integrate playoff odds into same. Read more about those adjustments here and here.

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Away   SP Tm. Gm. Tm. SP   Home Time
Frankie Montas* CHA 9 4 5 4 4 DET Justin Verlander 13:08
Nick Tropeano LAA 7 5 7 10 4 HOU Mike Fiers 14:10
Chris Tillman BAL 4 4 5 5 10 WAS Max Scherzer 19:05
Ivan Nova NYA 2 7 7 8 7 TOR Marcus Stroman 19:07
Williams Perez ATL 3 4 4 4 5 NYN Bartolo Colon 19:10
David Buchanan PHI 2 4 4 4 5 MIA Adam Conley 19:10
Drew Smyly TB 8 4 5 4 6 BOS Rick Porcello 19:10
Zach Davies MIL 5 4 5 4 8 CHN Kyle Hendricks 20:05
Corey Kluber CLE 10 5 6 6 4 MIN Phil Hughes 20:10
Roenis Elias SEA 5 4 5 4 9 KC Yordano Ventura 20:10
Br. Finnegan* CIN 7 4 5 5 4 STL Lance Lynn 20:15
Charlie Morton PIT 6 5 5 4 4 COL Chr. Bergman* 20:40
Colby Lewis TEX 3 8 5 4 4 OAK Felix Doubront 22:05
Chase Anderson AZ 4 4 5 5 7 LAN Zack Greinke 22:10
Jake Peavy SF 2 4 4 4 7 SD Andrew Cashner 22:10

* = Fewer than 10 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Phillies113
11 years ago

So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.

MjwW
11 years ago

Stroshow gonna get lit up tonight

Luigi Vampa
11 years ago
Reply to  MjwW

Nova getting torched is more likely

MjwW
11 years ago
Reply to  Luigi Vampa

Sorry, but I am a preeminent writer on a poopular Blue Jays blog. I think I know a litter bit more about Stroman than Mario’s assistant.

Pirates Hurdles
11 years ago
Reply to  MjwW

poopular, hehehe

president of literature
11 years ago
Reply to  MjwW

I do apologize, sir, on the behalf of that poor, misinformed fellow. His uncouthness does indeed scathe ones ocular receptors… Clearly he failed to cite the indisputable credibility you offer as the primary scribe with an internet-based publication chiefly concerned with the men who traverse our hallowed (North) American ballfields.

Ndonkeykong Duh
11 years ago
Reply to  MjwW

Your pants must get poopular at the thought of tangling with me!

Tom Dankers
11 years ago
Reply to  MjwW

Looks like you were wrong. Maybe time to find a new hobby