One Night Only: Game Previews for August 4th
Featured Game
Philadelphia (3) at San Francisco (6) | 22:15 ET
• Among the things I’d either (a) known and forgotten or (b) never known in the first place, one of them is that Madison Bumgarner (10), owner of a 3.22 SIERA and 3.15 xFIP and 83 xFIP-, is only 21 years old.
• Another one is to use the second person plural (vous, as opposed to tu) when speaking to strangers in France.
• Of course, the exact consequences of neglecting to do so aren’t entirely clear.
• Then again, neither are the consequences of most things.
• Like eating fried cheese curds, for example. Or any kind of cheese curd, for also example.
Watch: Comcast SportsNet Bay Area — with Jon Miller’s gold-embossed radio call, if possible.
Also Playing
Here’s the complete schedule for all of today’s games, with our very proprietary watchability (NERD) scores for each one. Pitching probables and game times aggregated from MLB.com and RotoWire. The average NERD Game Score for today is 5.1.
| Away | SP | Tm. | Gm. | Tm. | SP | Home | Time | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Brett Cecil | TOR | 4 | 6 | 3 | 4 | 0 | TB | Wade Davis | 12:10 |
| Alexi Ogando | TEX | 6 | 8 | 5 | 4 | 2 | DET | Brad Penny | 13:05 |
| Rodrigo Lopez | CHN | 2 | 1 | 3 | 5 | 4 | PIT | James McDonald | 19:05 |
| Justin Masterson | CLE | 7 | 9 | 7 | 5 | 6 | BOS | Erik Bedard | 19:10 |
| Kyle Lohse | STL | 4 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 9 | FL | Anibal Sanchez | 19:10 |
| Zach Britton | BAL | 6 | 3 | 5 | 7 | 4 | KC | Jeff Francis | 20:10 |
| Ivan Nova | NYA | 4 | 6 | 4 | 4 | 4 | CHA | Philip Humber | 20:10 |
| Ross Detwiler* | WAS | 5 | 4 | 4 | 4 | 3 | COL | Esmil Rogers | 20:40 |
| Francisco Liriano | MIN | 4 | 2 | 5 | 7 | 7 | LAA | Dan Haren | 22:05 |
| Cliff Lee | PHI | 10 | 3 | 9 | 6 | 10 | SF | Mad. Bumgarner | 22:15 |
NERD represents an attempt to anticipate the watchability of a game for the baseballing enthusiast.
To learn more about Pitcher NERD, click here and scroll down a little.
To learn more about latest Team NERD, click here.
To learn how Game NERD Scores are calculated, click here.
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD at discretion of very handsome author.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

You’re mad, Bumgarner. You’re a loose cannon. I’ll have your badge,
evolution PNERD de la soirée
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BRITTON / BAL / 5 @ 6
NOVA / NYY / 1 @ 2 @ 3 @ 4…………..ca va mieux !
HAREN / LAA / 8 @ 7
OGANDO / TEX / 7 @ 6
RO LOPEZ / CUBS / 3 @ 2
What does all that French stuff mean and why do you post it all the time?
Mr Cistulli :”Une autre est d’utiliser la deuxième personne du pluriel (vous, par opposition aux TU) en parlant à des étrangers en France”
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Si je rencontre Mr SABATHIA , je lui lui dira vous …
si je rencontre MOSCOSO , je lui dirai tu…
Eating lots of cheese curds will bung you up. There’s your consequence.
/experienced poutine consumer
The consequence of eating fried cheese curds is short term happiness, long term obesity.