One Night Only: Hot Game Previews for May 11th

You’ll have to go through Tyler Chatwood to see Peavy’s debut tonight.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for three games: Tampa Bay at Cleveland, Jake Peavy’s Debut™, Philadelphia at Florida Marlins.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
3. All manner of garment-rending.
Tampa Bay (8) at Cleveland (10) | 19:05 ET
Starting Pitchers
Rays: David Price (8)
49.2 IP, 7.25 K/9, 1.63 BB/9, .297 BABIP, 42.2 GB%, 7.4% HR/FB, 3.35 xFIP, 85 xFIP-
Indians: Carlos Carrasco (5)
29.0 IP, 5.59 K/9, 3.10 BB/9, .337 BABIP, 37.1 GB%, 2.9% HR/FB, 4.17 xFIP, 106 xFIP-
Notes
• Observation: though he’s allowing two fewer walks per nine innings this season than he’s averaged for his career (3.5 BB/9), little has changed about Price’s approach.
• For example, percentage of pitches thrown for strikes: 64.3% in 2008-10, 64.3% in 2011.
• For other example, first-strike percentage: ca. 60.5% in 2008-10, 61.4% in 2011.
• Swinging-strike rate, zone percentage, contact percentage: they’re all basically the same.
• It’s mystery, is what it is.
If I Had My Druthers
• It actually would be a mystery — as in mystery novel.
• And Hercule Poirot would be the detective on the case.
• And he’d be like, “What are you talking about? I’m Belgian. Whaddo I give an eff about some lanceur’s walk rate?”
Philadelphia (2) at Florida (6) | 19:10 ET
Starting Pitchers
Phillies: Cliff Lee (10)
46.1 IP, 11.65 K/9, 1.36 BB/9, .355 BABIP, 38.2 GB%, 8.3% HR/FB, 2.11 xFIP, 58 xFIP-
Marlins: Ricky Nolasco (8)
47.1 IP, 7.23 K/9, 1.33 BB/9, .279 BABIP, 45.2 GB%, 13.0% HR/FB, 2.95 xFIP, 80 xFIP-
Notes
• So far this season, Ricky Nolasco is pitching almost exactly like 2008-09 Cliff Lee.
• Lee’s numbers then: 6.9 K/9, 1.5 BB/9, ca. 43.5 GB%, ca. 83 xFIP-.
• Cliff Lee, on the other hand, is pitching like 2000 Pedro Martinez.
• Pedro that year: 11.78 K/9, 1.33 BB/9, 0.71 HR/9, 46 FIP-, 10.1 WAR.
• Using his GO/AO ratio of 0.98, we can also estimate his ground-ball rate at something like 42.0%.
If I Had My Druthers
• We’d find out that the man we think is Cliff Lee is actually Pedro Martinez.
• Except he learned how to throw left-handed.
• And be from Arkansas.
Chicago Americans (2) at Los Angeles Americans (7) | 22:05 ET
Starting Pitchers
White Sox: Jake Peavy (N/A)
Triple-A: 18.2 IP, 8.20 K/9, 0.48 BB/9, 1.45 HR/9, 3.63 FIP
Angels: Tyler Chatwood (1)
35.1 IP, 4.58 K/9, 5.60 BB/9, .265 BABIP, 45.7 GB%, 10.3% HR/FB, 5.13 xFIP, 130 xFIP-
Notes
• Experiment: what would Jake Peavy’s NERD have to be to make this, his season debut, technically as “watchable” as the Rays-Indians game up above?
• Answer: 20. And that’s with rounding up.
• Alot of that is due to Chatwood’s score.
• He has the second-lowest strike percentage among starters with 20-plus innings — just 55.6%.
• Only Francisco Liriano is worse at this point (55.2%).
If I Had My Druthers
• My butler would change the channel for me as soon as the White Sox came to bat.
• Also, I would have a butler in the first place.
• Seriously. Butler. Now.
Also Playing
These games are very likely playing at some kind of sporty channel near you.
pNERD = Pitcher NERD
tNERD = Team NERD
Game = Time and Average NERD for Game
* = Fewer than 20 IP, NERD of 5 (or 10 for debuts)
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Bruce Chen is not pitching for KC today. That would be Vin Mazzaro.
My favorite fact about Cliff Lee: He’s never read a book in his life. Not one! Only in America/Arkansas.
How can one NEVER read a book and still be literate? Does he sign an “X” for his name?
This really can’t be true.
So wait a minute, you are saying the only guy worse than the pitcher facing the Whit Sox tonight is the guy who no-hit them last week? I predict Chatwood throws a perfect game.
Should White Sox fans line up for you to punch them in the gut or would you like to seek us out one by one?
Mets vs. Rockies postponed till tomorrow because of weather.
the day after ; may 11
pNERD over 5
………………………………………………………………………………..
GARZA ( cubs) pNERD10……………….: 0 ( w , er 1 )
LITSCH ( tor) pNERD 6………………….: -1 ( w , er 3 )
PEAVY ( cws) pNERD 10*…………….: -2 ( draw , er 4 )
NOLASCO ( flo) pNERD 8……………….: -2.5 ( draw , er 1 )
LEE ( phi ) pNERD 10…………………….: -3 ( draw , er 3)
RODRIGUEZ ( hou ) pNERD 6…………….: -3.5 ( draw , er 3 )
PRICE ( tb ) pNERD 8……………………..: -4 ( w , er 2 )
HANSON ( atl ) pNERD 8…………………: -5 ( draw , er 1 )
STAUFFER ( sdp ) pNERD 6……………….: -5 ( draw , er 6 )
KURODA ( lad) pNERD 6…………………: -5.5 ( w , er 0 )
HERNANDEZ ( sea) pNERD 9…………..: -6 ( l , er 4 )
VOLQUEZ ( cin ) pNERD 6………………… : -9 ( draw , er 3 )