Second Opinion Player-Profile Game, Question #3

Play the player-profile game every day this week at 11:30am ET. Each day, we’re giving away a free copy of the 2011 Second Opinion to the first reader who guesses correctly the identity of that day’s mystery player. (Limit one copy per customer).

As announced recently, FanGraphs will once again be offering to the public its fantasy companion guide, The Second Opinion.

In the meantime, we’re playing the player-profile game that I intoduced in these pages last offseason.

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First reader to guess correctly (in the comments section below) gets a free copy of this year’s Second Opinion — approximately a $1000 value!

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Today’s entry comes to us courtesy of Malcolm Gladwell Look-Alike and Fantasy Expert Eno Sarris.

The numbers are clues, but you probably don’t have time to look them up.

Who is it?

Looking back through [BLANK’S] minor-league history, it’s hard to find a harbinger for last year’s double-digit strikeout rate. He only once struck out as many as one batter per inning on the farm. But [BLANK] was a starter for most of that time, and his move to the pen played up his velocity (his fastball averaged 98.8 MPH) and simplified his repertoire down to that booming fastball and a useful slider. An above-average swinging-strike rate (13.3%) seems to suggest that he can continue to strike Major League batters out, but for fantasy uses, the real question is his proximity to the closer’s role. With [TEAMMATE #1], [TEAMMATE #2] and [TEAMMATE #3] in the pen around him, though, [BLANK] has too many veterans to pass to be considered a real sleeper for saves in 2011. [BLANK’S COACH] likes his veterans, as mediocre as some of his other options might be. [BLANK] is best used for strikeouts and holds out of the pen.





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24 Comments
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Steven
15 years ago

Kenley Jansen

Steven
15 years ago

Henry Rodriguez

Matt Trueblood
15 years ago

Joel hanrahan

Marcello
15 years ago

Jordan walden

Steve
15 years ago

Jason Motte

UncleCharlieVT
15 years ago

Kenley Jansen

tbad
15 years ago

Venters

AlexS
15 years ago

Joel Hanrahan

BR
15 years ago

Blake Hawksworth

UncleCharlieVT
15 years ago

Antonio Bastardo

Stephan
15 years ago

Tyler Clippard

Wandererkent
15 years ago

Chris Sale

Kevin S.
15 years ago

Sean Marshall

Josh G
15 years ago

Nick Masset

GoHabsGo
15 years ago

Ernesto Frieri

Marcello
15 years ago

Hell yeah!!! Jordan walden!!!

nolan
15 years ago

Wait… who is Jordan Walden?

atoms
15 years ago

walden’s 15 innings pitched in the majors last year isn’t terribly significant. maybe he’ll keep up the strikeout rate, but more likely not. thought venters was a better answer, save for the last bit about proximity to the closer role.

Jason B
15 years ago

Ooh this is like Mad Libs. I’m going to use the following answers for the blanks:

Wilford Brimley
Sisqo
Harry from “Harry and the Hendersons”
Janet Reno
George Wendt
Charlamagne
Shakira
my cat, Mr Purrfect

phoenix2042Member since 2016
15 years ago
Reply to  Jason B

hahahahahaha

Jason B
15 years ago

Many thanks for that. Mr Purrfect is already having shoulder issues and spring training just began…we could be in for a long season… =/