The Best Thread of Your Life by Dave Cameron February 17, 2010 Every spring, there is one constant, a telltale sign of the beginning of baseball, when people are starved for news but there just isn’t any – the “Player X is in the best shape of his life” story. Every year, without fail, certain players report to spring training having done one of the following: 1. Lost 30 pounds 2. Had laser eye surgery 3. Rehabilitated their knee/back 4. Rededicated themselves to the game 5. Found a new passion for baseball Because these things are more interesting than a player reporting to camp in exactly the same form he was last year, the guy and his new attribute get written up in the paper. He gives some quotes about why this is his year, how it is all going to be different, and why fans should prepare for a whole new version they’ve never seen before. Most of the the time, it turns out to be nothing. The player is what he is, and he plays just like he always has, with his new form never mentioned again as he’s struggling in July. But, I’m sure some players have made legitimate strides in their work ethic this winter, and for some, it might even pay off. So, to the end of actually documenting the success and failure of these players, let’s crowdsource the Best Shape Of Their Lives guys. If you see a story where a player is reported to have done one of the above things, please mention it in the comments, along with a link to support the citation. Hopefully, we can get all of the Good Shapers in one list, and then look at how they perform once the season begins. Here’s the list, to be updated as the information from the comments is confirmed: Ken Griffey Jr – Seattle Jonathan Sanchez – San Francisco Carlos Zambrano – Chicago Geovany Soto – Chicago Daisuke Matsuzaka – Boston Mike Pelfrey – New York Chipper Jones – Atlanta Brian McCann – Atlanta Tim Hudson – Atlanta (clearly, it’s the Braves year) Bobby Jenks – Chicago Delmon Young – Minnesota David Price – Tampa Bay