The Second Opinion Player-Profile Game, Question #2

Play the player-profile game every day this week at 11:30am ET. Each day, we’re giving away a free copy of the 2011 Second Opinion to the first reader who guesses correctly the identity of that day’s mystery player. (Limit one copy per customer).

As announced yesterday, FanGraphs will once again be offering to the public its fantasy companion guide, The Second Opinion. Man-in-Charge David Appelman will have more details on the guide — set to be released this week — very shortly.

In the meantime, however, we’re playing the player-profile game I intoduced in these pages last offseason.

The game is easy: one person (me, in this case) offers the text of single player profile, being careful to omit any proper names that might reveal the identity of the player in question. The other person (you, the reader) attempts to identify the player using only the details provided in the profile.

First reader to guess correctly (in the comments section below) gets a free copy of this year’s Second Opinion — approximately a $1000 value!

Today’s entry comes to us courtesy of Matt Klaassen. It’s a trifle more difficult than yesterday’s, but not impossible.

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Who is it?

If you’re reading a fantasy profile for [BLANK], then you’re either lost, incredibly bored, or in something like a 38-team NL-only league. [BLANK] won’t even help you much in a Bizarro league, as he’s been signed to back up [BLANK] in [BLANK]. It’s really too bad, since [BLANK] can’t run, hit for average or power, and yet used to get marched out there almost every day in [BLANK] (to be fair, he’s a good defender). He’s a Jason Kendall in training, except without the playing time. If that appeals to you, go nuts. Otherwise, go to bed, it’s [BLANK].





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27 Comments
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Jay
15 years ago

koyie hill

Daniel Rathman
15 years ago

Gerald Laird

chuckb
15 years ago
Reply to  Daniel Rathman

Dammit! That was going to be my answer, too! Good job!

Alex Walsh
15 years ago

Matt Treanor?

nolan
15 years ago

yorvit torrealba!

tim
15 years ago

henry blanco

rlintott
15 years ago

Henry Blanco?

Alex Walsh
15 years ago

Paul Bako?

Xeifrank
15 years ago

Dioner Navarro

Friedman
15 years ago

quintero?

BrianA
15 years ago

aaron miles?

Steve
15 years ago

Ryan Doumit

skipperxc
15 years ago

Wil Nieves?

Evan
15 years ago

Blanco?

Nick
15 years ago

Chris Snyder

BirdStackMember since 2026
15 years ago

ROb Barajas?

BirdStackMember since 2026
15 years ago

Jeff Baker

Will
15 years ago

Is Brad Ausmus still playing somewhere this coming year?

BirdStackMember since 2026
15 years ago

oh fuck lol. some1 already won.

Chris
15 years ago

Darn too late – went to rotoworld to see who was backing up Molina in St Louis… Gerald Laird

Me
15 years ago

Too late again today… although even if I’d been right on time, there’s no way I would’ve gotten this based on my own knowledge, sad to say. I would’ve had to do research, which is like cheating.

JoeS
15 years ago

Pete Laforest

Jon J.
15 years ago

Brad Ausmus resents not being used instead of Jason Kendall

TJ
15 years ago

I knew this one. Oh well, can’t try myself until Friday.