The Second Opinion Player-Profile Game, Question #2
Play the player-profile game every day this week at 11:30am ET. Each day, we’re giving away a free copy of the 2011 Second Opinion to the first reader who guesses correctly the identity of that day’s mystery player. (Limit one copy per customer).
As announced yesterday, FanGraphs will once again be offering to the public its fantasy companion guide, The Second Opinion. Man-in-Charge David Appelman will have more details on the guide — set to be released this week — very shortly.
In the meantime, however, we’re playing the player-profile game I intoduced in these pages last offseason.
The game is easy: one person (me, in this case) offers the text of single player profile, being careful to omit any proper names that might reveal the identity of the player in question. The other person (you, the reader) attempts to identify the player using only the details provided in the profile.
First reader to guess correctly (in the comments section below) gets a free copy of this year’s Second Opinion — approximately a $1000 value!
Today’s entry comes to us courtesy of Matt Klaassen. It’s a trifle more difficult than yesterday’s, but not impossible.
Who is it?
If you’re reading a fantasy profile for [BLANK], then you’re either lost, incredibly bored, or in something like a 38-team NL-only league. [BLANK] won’t even help you much in a Bizarro league, as he’s been signed to back up [BLANK] in [BLANK]. It’s really too bad, since [BLANK] can’t run, hit for average or power, and yet used to get marched out there almost every day in [BLANK] (to be fair, he’s a good defender). He’s a Jason Kendall in training, except without the playing time. If that appeals to you, go nuts. Otherwise, go to bed, it’s [BLANK].
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
koyie hill
Nope.
Gerald Laird
Boom! Daniel Rathman is correct. Allow Bob Barker to give you a free edition of the 2011 Second Opinion.
Dammit! That was going to be my answer, too! Good job!
Matt Treanor?
yorvit torrealba!
henry blanco
Henry Blanco?
Paul Bako?
Dioner Navarro
quintero?
aaron miles?
Ryan Doumit
Wil Nieves?
Blanco?
Chris Snyder
ROb Barajas?
Jeff Baker
Is Brad Ausmus still playing somewhere this coming year?
oh fuck lol. some1 already won.
Darn too late – went to rotoworld to see who was backing up Molina in St Louis… Gerald Laird
Gotta be fast, dogg. Next time, visit the RotoWorld… in your soul.
Too late again today… although even if I’d been right on time, there’s no way I would’ve gotten this based on my own knowledge, sad to say. I would’ve had to do research, which is like cheating.
Pete Laforest
Brad Ausmus resents not being used instead of Jason Kendall
I knew this one. Oh well, can’t try myself until Friday.