Winner(s), Question #5, Second Opinion Game
This morning, I posed to the readership the fifth and final player-profile question ahead of the release of this year’s Second Opinion.
Unlike the previous four, this question required the reader not to submit the correct answer before all other readers, but to (a) submit the correct answer and then (b) also submit a worthy epithet for said mystery player.
The answers were many and varied — and greatly enjoyed (with one notable exception!!!) by this author. In fact, owing the enthusiastic response and great efforts of the commentariat, I’ve decided to supplement the Dark Overlord’s offer of one free copy of the Second Opinion with two more copies.
The three winners, chosen by something slightly more scrutinous than total chance, are as follows:
Curator of Cosmoses (Courtesy of reader Kyle — Pluralizing cosmos is inspired.)
Rock Against Which Batters Break Themselves (Courtesy reader Bob Loblaw — That the batters are breaking themselves is significant and mysterious!)
Dragonball Z-Swing% (Courtesy reader Ad — This vortex of nerdom refuses to go unnoticed.)
Your accounts should be credited at such a time as when the Second Opinion becomes available. (If you didn’t submit your answer from your account, please email me at ccistulli [at] yahoo [dot] com.)
It should be noted, however, that the whole comments thread is a testament to human potential. Five other notable submissions follow (and really any of them could’ve won).
Ineffable Pitcher (Courtesy reader Ben)
Nonpareil of Nintendoland (Courtesy reader Matt W)
Breaker of Balls (Courtesy reader Chris)
Grand Viðar (Courtesy reader Matt — Literally translated means “Bane to Wood,” an Old Norse kenning, apparently)
Seppuku by Slider (Courtesy reader Lewie Pollis, who’s also contributed a bunch to the Community Blog)
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
“Curator of Cosmoi” is a more correct Homeric Greek pluralization, and sounds super-cool.
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I might have to steal Dragonball Z-Swing% for one of my fantasy team names. Wow.
It was less the case that I chose that one and more the case that IT chose ME.
That nintendo one sucks. The ineffable one was created by stealing the key word to your joke in one of your articles and then adding the noun “pitcher” after.
Yes, I’m jealous. Not for the free, but for the recognition.
I was actually going for the double entendre about the Colby Lewis lovefest here at FG and the obvious irony about how many words Carson et al use to describe the indescribable (ineffable . . .) pitcher.