2016 Broadcaster Rankings (TV): #20 – #11

Introduction and #31-32
#30 – #21

Roughly four years ago now, the present author facilitated a crowdsourcing project designed to place a “grade” on each of the league’s television and radio broadcast teams. The results weren’t intended to represent the objective quality or skill of the relevant announcers, but rather to provide a clue as to which broadcast teams are likely to appeal most (or least) to the readers of this site.

The results of that original exercise have been useful as a complement to the dumb NERD scores published by the author in these pages. Four years later, however, they’ve become much less useful. In the meantime, a number of the broadcast teams cited in that original effort have changed personnel. It’s possible that the tastes of this site’s readers have changed, also.

About a month ago, the present author began the process of reproducing that original crowdsourcing effort, facilitating a ballots for this site’s readers. This post represents the third installment of the corresponding results.

Below are the 20th- through 11th-ranked television broadcast teams, per the FanGraphs readership.

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  • Teams are ranked in ascending order of Overall rating. Overall ratings are not merely averages of Charisma and Analysis.
  • The author has attempted to choose reader comments that are either (a) illustrative of the team’s place in the rankings or (b) conspicuously amusing.
  • A complete table of ratings cast will appear in these pages Friday.

***

20. Texas Rangers
Main Broadcasters: Steve Busby and Tom Grieve
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 2.9, 2.6, 2.9

Three Reader Comments
• “Busby’s main entertainment value comes from his apparent lack of awareness of obvious double entendre. He has provided many superb sound bites since taking over in the booth, such as the time he described David Murphy’s run of success in the second spot of the lineup as ‘eating that number two hole up.’ A favorite of his is the term ‘fisted;’ when L.J. Hoes fouled a ball off the handle of the bat one day, he said, incredibly, ‘And Hoes got fisted.'”
• “[Grieve] is usually quite likable, and his broadcasting feels a bit like you’re talking to a grandfather about baseball (in the good way). At the same time, though, his analysis and traditional views in regard to numbers feel a bit like you’re talking to your grandfather (in the bad way).”
• “I was spoiled with Josh Lewin for all those years.”

Notes
A number of the broacast teams in this middle range seem to share a certainly quality — namely, that they neither add nor subtract much from the experience of the game. For certain broadcasters, this might actually be regarded as an ideal outcome. Others likely would prefer to curate the viewer’s experience a bit. Whatever the case, the general sentiment among respondents regarding Busby and Grieve is that they do no harm.

***

19. Chicago White Sox (Home)
Main Broadcasters: Jason Benetti/Hawk Harrelson and Steve Stone
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.0, 2.9, 2.9

Three Reader Comments
• “Benetti has a good sense for when to defer to Stone and how to go to him for analysis that is advanced for his youth (and likely aided by having done other sports besides baseball as a PBP), and in one game you get more advanced/”sabermetric” analysis than you do out of Hawk for an entire year.”
• “I’ve only had a chance to hear new play-by-play man Jason Benetti a couple times but thus far I really like what I hear — engaged, not over-the-top, and interacts well with Stone.
• “[Benetti’s] engagement with the game and general curiosity has in turn brought out the better side of Steve Stone.”

Notes
The ratings for the White Sox here — and the rank, in general — likely merit an asterisk. Because while other broadcast teams feature a rotating cast, it’s unlikely that any of them offer two personalities as distinct as Harrelson and Benetti. The latter of that pair, as indicated by the reader comments above, is well suited to the tastes and concerns of a FanGraphs reader. Harrelson, less so. It does appear as though Benetti is covering most, if not all, of the home games at this point. It might make sense to revisit this ranking in the near future.

***

18. Arizona Diamondbacks
Main Broadcasters: Steve Berthiaume and Bob Brenly
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.2, 3.0, 3.1

Three Reader Comments
• “It’s not the most ‘advanced’ broadcast team, but considering their audience, Berthiuame gets some good statistical info in there each night.”
• “Love Berthiaume…. The old dude is good, too.”
• “i have watched a baseball game announced by these people.” [sic]

Notes
There are mixed reviews for Berthiaume and Brenly among FanGraphs readers, although most seem to prefer either of them to Mark Grace, who seemed to have indulged in the less appealing qualities of the former athlete and/or just being a man in general. One critique that appeared on multiple occasions: a possible excess of enthusiasm for team-related promotions or events. This seems like a challenge that faces a number of broadcasters — namely, how to promote the team in a way that appears (or actually is!) authentic. It’s not an enviable position, really.

***

17. Seattle Mariners
Main Broadcasters: Dave Sims and Mike Blowers
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.2, 3.2, 3.3

Three Reader Comments
• “It goes without saying that Sims should get full credit for his fine work this season, as he underwent surgery in the offseason for prostate cancer and made a full recovery before spring training started…. [W]e should all be thankful that he’s fully recovered.”
• “Blowers is underrated. He speaks so little, and yet so often nails what’s going on in a few words.”
• “Boomstick baby!”

Notes
Apart from a few dissenting voices, few respondents articulate anything specfically objectionable about Sims and Blowers — which is a greater achievement than it might seem at first. If anything, there are some who are interested in a larger role for Aaron Goldsmith, who occasionally handles play-by-play duties. Others, it seems, can’t help but compare the current broadcast team to those anchored by the late Dave Niehaus.

***

16. Houston Astros
Main Broadcasters: Bill Brown and Alan Ashby
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.1, 3.3, 3.3

Three Reader Comments
• “[T]he broadcast is generally good-natured and has levity, helped along by the quick-witted Julia Morales, among the top in-game reporters in the league.”
• “Maybe we were spoiled having Jim Deshaies for as long as we did.”
• “Bill Brown is DA BOMB.”

Notes
When this exercise was last conducted, the Houston television crew was ranked fourth overall by FanGraphs readers. In the meantime, however, color analyst Jim Deshaies has departed for Cubs television, replaced by Alan Ashby. There’s still considerable affection for Bill Brown, but also the sense that Ashby skews more to the traditional side of things. Multiple respondents praise Julia Morales and, it seems, would embrace a larger role for her.

***

15. Pittsburgh Pirates
Main Broadcasters: Joe Block/Greg Brown and Bob Walk/Steve Blass/John Wehner
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.4, 3.1, 3.3

Three Reader Comments
• “Bob Walk… has an active mind, and he lets it wander, which is great for a baseball game.”
• “[Walk is] also a good example of an older broadcaster who still loves the game. When talking about Bryce Harper’s Make Baseball Great Again antics earlier this year, he made the Bill Jamesian point that old players have been complaining about kids for as long as there have been old players.”
• “Joe Block… [is] analytically minded, with good coverage and a clever and light style.”

Notes
As was the case four years ago, the Pirates continue to pose a challenge for this sort of rankings exercise because of the rotating cast of personnel, all of whom also work on the radio side, as well. It should be noted that Joe Block, who arrived from Brewers radio this offseason and integrates advanced metrics/ideas into his telecasts, might have increased the appeal of the Pirates broadcast to FanGraphs readers: after ranking 20th in the last iteration of these rankings, Pittsburgh now ranks 15th.

***

14. Los Angeles Dodgers (Away)
Main Broadcasters: Joe Davis, Nomar Garciaparra, and Orel Hershiser
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.1, 3.4, 3.3

Three Reader Comments
• “The real star is Davis. He’s only been on the job for a few weeks but already he’s demonstrated acumen for reading the game and incorporating advanced stats when appropriate.”
• “Joe Davis does a good job bringing analytics and statcast into the broadcast.”
• “[Joe Davis] is best suited as a good Collage… Announcer.” [sic]

Notes
For as much affection as viewers — not just in Los Angeles, but nationally — have for Vin Scully, it’s encouraging to see the enthusiasm among respondents here for Joe Davis, as well. One gets the sense that, when Scully does finish his tenure as the Voice of Baseball, that the Dodgers will have a capable replacement in the young Davis, who’s praised for many of the same qualities as Jason Benetti above, including clear intelligence and the ability to integrate progressive analysis into his telecasts.

***

13. Kansas City Royals
Main Broadcasters: Ryan Lefebvre and Rex Hudler
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.8, 3.0, 3.5

Three Reader Comments
• “The broadcast is technically sound with plenty of replays and well-produced graphics.”
• “Ryan Lefebvre is great — I’ve never heard a bad word about him. He does a great job of reeling in Hudler.”
• “Rex Hudler once thought the moon was a planet.”

Notes
Rex Hudler is frequenly referred to as “Uncle Hud” by respondents — and the characterization seems appropriate. The sense one gets of Hudler is that, like many uncles, even he himself doesn’t know what he’s about to say, but he’s going to say it enthusiastically nonetheless. Not every respondent is in love with it, although most praise Ryan Lefebvre’s ability to deftly navigate his way around Hudler’s personality.

***

12. Detroit Tigers
Main Broadcasters: Mario Impemba and Rod Allen
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.6, 3.1, 3.5

Three Reader Comments
• “You can tell [Impemba] has great respect for the viewer’s sanity.”
• “Rod Allen… has a drinking game devoted to his catchphrases, plus you can always get some laughs watching his fight in Japan.”
• “[T]here’s nothing offensive about this group.”

Notes
Reader comments regarding Impemba and Allen are the sort one finds concerning many broadcasters. Some readers appreciate their personalities; others are sickened by them; still others are neutral on the subject. What’s less expected are the reports which characterize part-time broadcaster Kirk Gibson as simultaneously soft-spoken and thoughtful — which is to say, not the image one typically conjures up of the hobbled Gibson rounding the bases for the Dodgers or the managerial version of Gibson who seemed to value a certain brand of masculinity to the detriment of other skills.

***

11. Boston Red Sox
Main Broadcasters: Dave O’Brien and Jerry Remy
Ratings (Charisma/Analysis/Overall): 3.6, 3.3, 3.5

Three Reader Comments
• “Dave O’Brien is a decent replacement for Don Orsillo, but Jerry Remy continues to be an ‘enigmer.'”
• “Like the beverage Moxie, Remy has a distinct regional flavor whose taste is best described as ‘acquired.'”
• “When [Dennis Eckersley] is in the booth, it’s prime time. He’s an example of what Hawk Harrelson could be if he wasn’t an angry old man yelling at a cloud.”

Notes
Respondents appear, in almost every case, to acknowledge Dave O’Brien’s capacities as a play-by-play commentator while simultaneously noting that they’d still probably prefer Don Orsillo, who was dispatched from the booth last year. The ratings here would appear to reflect that: when this same exercise was conducted four years ago, the Red Sox finished fifth among all broadcast teams. Now, 11th.





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radivel
10 years ago

I would love to see a show featuring Joe Block and Bob Walk called “Walk Around The Block”.

skbrew
10 years ago
Reply to  radivel

Or perhaps, dare I say, The Bob Walk and Joe Block Ball Talk?

NeatoTorpedo
10 years ago
Reply to  skbrew

If they also feature Hawk Harrelson, they can call it Hawk/Block/Walk Ball Talk. Before fantasy baseball draft season, you could tune in to see the Hawk/Block/Walk Ball Talk Talks Mocks, Locks, and Shocks special.

EM_24
10 years ago

Orsillo getting fired was like your dad just up and leaving the house. Dave O’Brian is like your stepdad who you don’t really dislike, but have to keep reminding him hes not your Dad and that we aren’t friends yet. Don and Jerry had the best chemistry in baseball, and were the only reason to watch the sox the last few years. I’ll still watch the pizza throw and boob grab moments on youtube sometimes, just all-timers.

London Yank
10 years ago
Reply to  EM_24

On the occasions I’ve had to watch the Redsox feed I found their announcers completely insufferable. Of course, it fit Boston perfectly.

…I may be biased though.

EM_24
10 years ago
Reply to  London Yank

You come around to Remy. Eck is great, O’Brien is fine. Steve Lyons is a trainwreck though

Mahoney
10 years ago
Reply to  EM_24

Remy might be the all-time broadcaster leader in wHomeTownAccent.

Jonah Pemstein
10 years ago
Reply to  London Yank

I do see how they could be annoying to non-Bostonians or non-Red Sox fans, especially if you only listen to them a few times a year, but Orsillo and Remy were the perfect combo for a booth and were nearly universally adored around here.

Dave O’Brien is fine, and he and Remy together make a good pair, but nothing will ever match Orsillo/Remy.

Eck, meanwhile, is hilariously entertaining every time he fills in for Remy, but can definitely be annoying if you’re not used to him.

wildcard09
10 years ago
Reply to  Jonah Pemstein

Since it looks like Jerry is done with road trips, I really hope Eck just fills in every game. He’s a great personality and also brings a lot of really good insight to the booth.

Steve Lyons is something that nobody should be forced to listen to.

Roger McDowell Hot Foot
10 years ago
Reply to  London Yank

I, uh, suspect that people with “Yank” in the username may not be the best judges. I’m not a Red Sox fan but I find them really enjoyable and reflective of their home city in a good way, with the same kind of earthy joie de vivre.

London Yank
10 years ago

All Americans are Yanks in London. Some more than others though.

redsoxu571
10 years ago
Reply to  London Yank

Yes, it was bias.

I won’t fault anyone for having trouble with Remy. That’s a tough accent if you don’t like dealing with it. Very fair.

But Orsillo was long universally acclaimed by anyone who didn’t have a horse in the race. He checked off every box you could really ask for (not necessarily the best at these things, but not a negative in any): easy enough to listen to, the right amount of automaton and personality, the ability to raise his energy level at the right time (for both teams), and no major bias for the home team. If you had a problem with him, it was likely your other issues with the team (fair or not) leaking over.

O’Brien is new, so I’m assuming you’re not commenting on him, but he’s basically a poor man’s version, a good solid announcer who doesn’t bring quite as much personality.

Mallow
10 years ago
Reply to  London Yank

Take it from a Yankees fan growing up among a family of Sox fans up in Maine, you get used to them. It’s a shame Orsillo is no longer in the booth.

scooter262
10 years ago
Reply to  EM_24

I have a theory–completely unconfirmed by any actual facts–that Dave O’Brien was promised the TV job by John Henry when Dave was first hired.

Dave O’Brien was a TV announcer for the Marlins when John Henry owned them. Shortly after Henry bought the Red Sox, he brought over Dave to announce on radio (he fired Jerry Trupiano, but he was not as beloved as Orsillo).

Thus, my theory is that John Henry promised Dave O’Brien the TV spot, once he could get rid of Orsillo. The fact that Dave was willing to go from TV to radio (which seems like a demotion) when he came to the Red Sox makes me think there was a promise in place that would eventually get Dave back to TV.

Has anyone heard anything to confirm this?

Because, otherwise, there doesn’t seem to be any rational explanation for letting Orsillo go — great guy, great announcer, and he did lots of work on NESN.

Poor Mans Rick ReedMember since 2016
10 years ago
Reply to  scooter262

When you play the Game of Mics, you win, or you go to San Diego.

slm12345
10 years ago
Reply to  EM_24

Orsillo and Remy duo got fat and comfortable in the booth. Remy hadn’t been providing insight into the actual games up to his capabilities for a while.
This year, rather than showing up to yuck it up as “Remdawg”, he’s doing his homework on the opponents and actually being a good commentator again. Sometimes a shakeup can be good for its own sake.

wildcard09
10 years ago
Reply to  EM_24

Yeah, Dave is fine and he does the job adequately, but he’ll never be able to match the synergy Don and Jerry had. Maybe it will get there in a few years, but I’m also not sure how much longer Jerry will be in the booth considering he’s already done with road trips.

Also to the road trips point, please just give us Eck on every road trip. I find myself syncing the game with the radio broadcast if I ever have to listen to the stream of bile that spews from Steve Lyons’ mouth.

Poor Mans Rick ReedMember since 2016
10 years ago
Reply to  EM_24

More votes for Eck on all road trips. “Psycho” Steve Lyons certainly has his schtick, but I’m not a fan. Meanwhile, Eckersley has both good insight and is a crazy person with fun catch phrases and his seemingly own vocabulary. Eck is honestly entertaining, but usually not distracting.

EM_24
10 years ago

Steve Lyons just blurts things out for the sake of saying words. The other day he started making fun of someone in the crowds hat because it had those ear covers. Just a strange dude

Viva MontenegroMember since 2016
10 years ago
Reply to  EM_24

You’d think he’d have learned his lesson after he was fired by FOX for making fun of a blind fan’s glasses.

O'KieboomerMember since 2021
10 years ago
Reply to  EM_24

I’m biased because I don’t like Boston, but having said that I’d have a hard time enjoying listening to a guy whose so poorly raised his lowlife of a murderer son.

London Yank
10 years ago
Reply to  O'Kieboomer

It surely isn’t always the parent’s fault, but according to Wikipedia all of Remy’s kids have significant legal problems.

DBA455
10 years ago
Reply to  London Yank

Hard to listen to a word he says without thinking of all of this:

https://www.bostonglobe.com/metro/2014/03/22/remy/xFRaOQqrnZ1S1pfLa2eKgK/story.html

Peter
10 years ago

Joe Block has a great twitter feed; he usually posts some interesting stats during the games. I find him to be a bit boring but I do like that he brings a different mindset to the Pirate’s booth; the rest of the guys are pretty old-school so it’s nice to hear him bring up fWAR. Bob Walk was even open-minded about it!

Viva MontenegroMember since 2016
10 years ago
Reply to  Peter

I liked Block when he was the Dodgers post-game show guy several years ago.

kozy21
10 years ago
Reply to  Peter

I love Block’s dry humor. In a game in Colorado, there was random guy who looked like the only person in the section he was sitting get a foul ball. No one else is around him and he’s looking at his phone. Block goes “Dear Mom, I got a ball today. Love, Son”. No response from Walk. I don’t think Walk knows how to respond to him sometimes.

Raidas77
10 years ago

There are people who actually like Mike Blowers? Who knew…. The best crew is when Jay Buhner stops by the booth to add a little personality to the analyst side and fill Blowers’ dead air. He and Sims have a good rapport that feels like you are just on a long car ride listening to two guys talk about baseball with Blowers chiming in every now and then with a one line remark about the action as if he’s in another location and doesn’t even know there is another conversation going on. Also love Dave Sims jokes followed by dead air, just zero response from Blowers.

Aaron Goldsmith, very talented. Unfortunately for him, so is Dave Sims. They would make a great combo with Goldsmith as the Analyst, but apparently being a former player is more important than actually being good.

Ebenezer
10 years ago
Reply to  Raidas77

I like Blowers – he’s insightful, and avoids cliches. Sims is a nice guy with plenty of enthusiasm, but he’s much stronger paired with Blowers than other analysts. I recently rewatched Felix Hernandez’s perfect game telecast – Sims was paired with Dan Wilson, and there wasn’t enough analysis and too much in the way of cliches. It paled to the Giants’ broadcast of Matt Cain’s perfect game.

Buhner has improved markedly – he used to frequently interrupt the play-by-play announcer. (Knowing how to take turns and develop a speaking rhythm with a broadcast partner is a skill that seems much easier to the layperson than it actually is.).

I thought Goldsmith was bland, not only with that polished announcer’s voice, but he used too many cliches for my tastes. Having recently listened to him on some recent TV broadcasts, he’s also improved, and his analysis was interesting.

AaronC
10 years ago
Reply to  Raidas77

Goldsmith and Blowers is a fantastic combo. Sims is entirely forgettable at his best, and is nails-on-the-chalkboard at his worst. Buhner makes me want to change the channel.

seattlecougar
10 years ago
Reply to  Raidas77

Goldsmith has gotten better since joining the crew a few years ago, but to me his crisp and polished voice comes across as mere white noise punctuated by the occasional burst of exuberance that really just feels forced. Like in his last performance review someone told him “hey, try injecting some personality” so he keeps a post-it note on his desk and occasionally remembers it’s there.
I’ll caveat this that I may have a small bias, since I prefer Rizzs to Goldy and those two seem to have absolutely no chemistry on the radio side – simply trading off innings with minimal interaction. A Goldsmith inning is an inning Rizzs’ talents are wasted.
I’ll take Sims over all of them, and he simply has the best chemistry with Blowers. As Ebenezer already pointed out, this is about working together and developing a rapport. I don’t mind the rotating stable of former M’s they bring back, but I find they work better as the third man in the booth than a true broadcast partner.

Raidas77
10 years ago

Losing Jim Deshaies is only second to losing Nolan Ryan to the Rangers. Ashby is nice, but Deshaies is world class.

Also, Geoff Blum, nice guy, loved him as a player (horrible broadcast voice, sound slike something is lodged in his throat). You too Steve Sparks on the radio side, not a voice for radio….at all.

martini4meMember since 2025
10 years ago

I’m surprised Alan Ashby is getting negative reviews. He did Blue Jays games for a couple of years, and I thought he was just fantastic.

parlorboss
10 years ago

Joe Block is light years better than the man he replaced, Tim Neverett. Poor Sox fans.

Peter
10 years ago
Reply to  parlorboss

A SWING AND A DRIVE… IT’S WAAAAAAY BACK THERE AND IT IS…. CAUGHT 40 feet in front of the track…. I can’t imagine how bad he must be dealing with the Green Monster with his depth percpetion…

MustBunique
10 years ago
Reply to  Peter

I couldn’t watch the Sox game the other day but was able to listen on the radio. My gut reaction was that Neverett is absolutely afwul. Talking over Castiglione, full of cliches, loud all the time, not moving on from a topic when it is appropriate to do so. I was hoping he would get better with time, but your comments make me nervous.

wildcard09
10 years ago
Reply to  MustBunique

Yeah Joe Castiglione is of course a legendary radio voice, but Neverett does have a tendency to overshadow him and it makes for a rather unpleasant listening.

Peter
10 years ago
Reply to  MustBunique

I always thought he was really corny and bad at some of the technical aspects of the game like telling you what the count is, whether a pitch missed high, inside, etc. That, combined with his depth perception made him borderline unbearable.

ImperialStoutMember since 2018
10 years ago

Regarding the Tigers Crew–

– Gibby in the booth is fantastic. Would like more of the time-share for him.
– Dan Dickerson occasionally switching roles with Mario is also fantastic. Would prefer to hear more Dan which makes me sad because I like Mario.

Either way, Dickerson/Gibson 2017.

ImperialStoutMember since 2018
10 years ago
Reply to  ImperialStout

Also, Jack Morris is terrible.

bada bing
10 years ago
Reply to  ImperialStout

Exceptionally terrible.

Big Daddy V
10 years ago
Reply to  ImperialStout

I still cannot listen to Gibson because he talks at about 30 decibels all the time. Speak up!

ImperialStoutMember since 2018
10 years ago
Reply to  Big Daddy V

Fair point. But I like that his super-chill tone is almost like an artistic choice when he ends up saying some really really weird shit.

Last night re: fireworks– “Pyro……….. Pret-ty……. noisey.”

evo34Member since 2023
10 years ago
Reply to  Big Daddy V

You’re probably not aware, but Parkinsons affects your speech, and it is progressive.

IHateJoeBuck
10 years ago
Reply to  ImperialStout

Rod, for all of his silly antics (see: RADG), is entertaining. Impemba is a consummate professional who balances Rod out very well.

Gibson and Morris are both terrible. The chemistry between either of them and Mario is so off and it’s not Mario’s fault.

GraySox
10 years ago

I’m a huge White Sox fan but for years I’ve hated the Hawk. I pay for MLB.TV and for the past few seasons I almost always would watch the broadcast of whatever team the Sox where playing. Because of this I’ve listened to/watched almost all of the TV crews for almost every AL team and a lot of the NL teams as well. So I’ve enjoyed these rankings.

This year is different however. I’ve started watching the Sox home broadcasts because I LOVE Jason Benetti. It’s a night and day difference between him and the Hawk. Jason has a great voice. He’s enthusiastic and fun to listen to. He has already brought up more advanced stats than Hawk ever talked about ever. He also works great with Steve Stone. It seems like the two of them like each other whereas you could often hear the tension between Stone and the Hawk. Plus Jason Benetti is a local kid, a life long Sox fan, who is living the dream right now. It’s a great story. It’s a pleasure to watch the White Sox again. At least the home games!

Blastings! Thrilledge
10 years ago

So “Braves” and “Indians” are too offensive, but ‘eating up the two hole’ and ‘fisting hoes’ are acceptable? Good to know.

Blastings! Thrilledge
10 years ago

FanGraphs: Baseball, social justice, and ass play.

wildcard09
10 years ago

Have you listened to Dayn’s most recent appearance on the podcast? It featured Buttsex Power Hour.

BipMember since 2016
10 years ago

my perfect friday night

BigChief
10 years ago

I think I have an idea for Fangraph’s new shirt!

Dick Monfort
10 years ago

I’d put Trout in the two hole.

ImperialStoutMember since 2018
10 years ago

There’s a difference between goofy humor of sex acts and making cartoons out of peoples that were victims of genocide.

But idk….

BipMember since 2016
10 years ago

One is a reference to consensual behavior and natural bodily function, and the other is the reduction of a mistreated group of people to mascots, ones so silly-looking and inaccurate as to seem intentionally disrespectful.

So yes, you are right. Good thing too.

Blastings! Thrilledge
10 years ago
Reply to  Bip

Let’s hope it’s consensual!

BigChief
10 years ago

Well… I mean, I don’t know about the relative offensiveness, but the latter is definitely funnier.

david k
10 years ago

From the reads comments about the Dbacks broadcast crew:

“It’s not the most ‘advanced’ broadcast team, but considering their audience, Berthiuame gets some good statistical info in there each night.”

What the heck is this supposed to mean?

Tiago
10 years ago
Reply to  david k

“i have watched a baseball game announced by these people.” [sic]

kp
10 years ago
Reply to  david k

Arizona is full of old people who don’t care about advanced stats anyway. But Bert refers to WAR and such and dumbs them down so people can get the gist of what he’s talking about

david k
10 years ago
Reply to  kp

Yeah, I figured that’s what the comment meant. Clearly they don’t really understand the Arizona market. Yes, there is a large retirement community there, but the median age of the Phoenix metro area is only 35.7 years. While I don’t know where that ranks, let me list several major metro areas with baseball teams with an equal or OLDER demographic: Atlanta, Baltimore, Boston, Chicago, Cincinnati, Cleveland, Denver, Detroit… ok the list is too long, maybe I should list the metro areas with a YOUNGER median age than Phoenix: Dallas, Houston, San Diego, and that’s it!

I thought the other dig is that Phoenix only had MLB since ’98 so the fans there aren’t “knowledgeable” about the game, never mind that many Phoenecians came from other areas of the country that did have MLB, and by now, an entire generation of fans have grown up with the Dbacks.

in other words, it was probably an un-enlightened LA fan that probably made that comment. And, by the way, having spent a lot of years in the NY, LA, and PHX metro areas (among others), I can say that on average, baseball fans in Phoenix are probably MORE knowledgeable than fans in LA.

Darkstone42
10 years ago

John Wehner is an underrated color commentator, I think. He talks like he’s somewhere between unsure of himself and about to fall asleep, but the dude knows his stuff for sure.

estone
10 years ago

Jason Benetti should automatically put the White Sox home games into top 15. He’s a huge breath of fresh air compared to Harrelson.

akruseMember since 2020
10 years ago

Just a note: Hawk is only calling 3 White Sox home games this year (home opener and 2 cubs games)

nickh93Member since 2025
10 years ago

Liked Remy alot more before his son murdered someone