I Respect You Too Much to Make This Title an Ian Happ Pun
Here’s a wildly misleading set of years and statistics for you, to start this article off on a high note:
| Year | WAR |
|---|---|
| 1 | 1.9 |
| 2 | 1.5 |
| 3 | 1.5 |
| 4 | 1.5 |
Boy, what a boring career. An average player, and average in a consistent way. There are no swings between 3 and 0, no is-it-a-breakout spikes or is-he-toast dips. Let’s zoom in slightly, though, because I’ll level with you: that was a cherry-picked set of statistics:
| Year | WAR | K% | BB% | HR |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | 1.9 | 31.2% | 9.4% | 24 |
| 2 | 1.5 | 36.1% | 15.2% | 15 |
| 3 | 1.5 | 25.0% | 9.6% | 11 |
| 4 | 1.5 | 27.8% | 16.7% | 6 |
Fewer homers, wildly varying walk and strikeout rates — those static WAR totals were a trick! If you’ll forgive me the conceit, let’s do one last reveal of more statistics:
| Year | PA | WAR | K% | BB% | HR |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 2017 | 413 | 1.9 | 31.2% | 9.4% | 24 |
| 2018 | 462 | 1.5 | 36.1% | 15.2% | 15 |
| 2019 | 156 | 1.5 | 25.0% | 9.6% | 11 |
| 2020 | 90 | 1.5 | 27.8% | 16.7% | 6 |
Ah, the magic of counting stats. Ian Happ is on pace to obliterate his best previous season. Let’s take a look at how he’s doing it, shall we?
When he reached the major leagues, Happ had an old man’s game trapped in a young man’s body; enough patience to draw a raft-load of walks, but also enough patience to get down in counts and strike out at an astronomical rate. The problem was that he didn’t draw enough of those walks to make up for the strikeouts: his batting eye simply wasn’t good enough to let him get away with the takes. After reaching a two-strike count, Happ struck out 54.4% of the time — that’s bad! The major league average over that timeframe stands at 42%. Read the rest of this entry »
