Larry Bernandez has the day off.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for three games: San Francisco at St. Louis, Houston at San Diego, and Tampa Bay at Seattle.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
3. Actual videos from MLB.com (as commemorated earlier in the pages of this site’s enthusiastic little brother).
Oriole Brian Matusz makes his season debut tonight.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for three games: Baltimore at Seattle, Los Angeles (NL) at Kansas City, and Milwaukee at Cincinnati.
2. A spirited, sometimes irrational, defense of newest Royal Felipe Paulino.
3. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
Someone’s excited to watch the Rays tonight.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for three games: Texas at Tampa Bay, Cleveland at Toronto, and Milwaukee at Cincinnati.
2. Brief, but no less charming, previews for four more games: San Francisco at St. Louis, San Diego at Atlanta, Astro Jordan Lyles’ major-league debut and Florida at Arizona.
3. Names like Jose Bautista, Zack Greinke, and then Jose Bautista, again — just for fun.
4. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
5. Five numbered points!
This is a day for remembering.
This edition of One Night Only is celebrating Memorial Day, and is, as the French say (after translating the expression into English), “very brief.”
Nevertheless, please find Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of today’s games after the jump.
Please also find that Rodrigo Lopez — despite the fact that he’s making his Cub debut — receives only a NERD of 5 (instead of 10, as season debuts usually receive).
“Because he’s Rodrigo Lopez,” is the answer to the question you needn’t actually ask.
Episode Seventy-Six
In which every day is Friday.
Headlines
Loose Ends — Hella Tied!
Buster Posey — Considered Closely!
The Reds Rotation — Demystified!
Various Young Pitchers — Mentioned Briefly!
Featuring
Justin Merry, Reasonable Gentleman
Eno Sarris, Left Coaster
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Shaun Marcum unfairly obscures the center-field batter’s eye with heavenly white light.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for six games — including many italicized points.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of this weekend’s games (using the highly experimental and dangerous pitcher-heavy method discussed recently).
3. Matter over mind. Way over it.
Milwaukee’s Betancourt: Most likely not a human vessel for evil.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for two games: Cincinnati at Philadelphia and Chicago (AL) at Toronto.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games (using the highly experimental and dangerous pitcher-heavy method discussed recently).
3. All of the –ologies put together.
Atlanta’s Mike Major (né Minor) starts in place of Tim Hudson this afternoon.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for three games (two of which begin momentarily): Atlanta at Pittsburgh, Washington at Milwaukee, and Cincinnati at Philadelphia.
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
3. Weather-related action video!
Arizona’s Josh Collmenter is among the league leaders in Capital-J Joy.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for three games: Arizona at Colorado, Boston at Cleveland, and Toronto at New York (AL),
2. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
3. More images than usual, so’s to distract the reader from a lack of actual content.
Chase Utley did a one-man adaptation of P.G. Wodehouse’s Jeeves and Wooster stories.
This edition of One Night Only contains:
1. Expanded previews for two games: Cincinnati at Philadelphia and Los Angeles (NL) at Houston.
2. Shorter, but no less charming, previews of three more games: Boston at Cleveland, Tampa Bay at Detroit, and Seattle at Minnesota.
3. Pitcher and Team NERD scores for every one of tonight’s games.
