Should the Phillies Actually Get Rid of Rhys Hoskins?

“Mike from Shamong you’re on 94.1 WIP.”
“Hey, Joe, first time long time, thanks for having me on.”
“I hear you want to talk some Phillies. What’s on your mind, brother?”
“Joe, the Phils gotta get rid of Rhys Hoskins. I know he’s been around a while and people say he’s a nice guy but I just can’t stand to watch him anymore. He struck out 10 times in the World Series, he drops every third ball that comes to him, he’s the reason we lost!”
“Well Mike, most of the Phillies lineup went missing at the end of the Wo—”
“I HATE HIS STINKING GUTS JOE! I CAN’T STAND TO LOOK AT HIM!”
“So you want to trade him, then?”
“I do, Joe. Hoskins only has one year left before free agency, and we can’t lose him for nothing. Look, Nola was pretty bad in the World Series too. Maybe we can trade Hoskins for a no. 2 starter? How about that kid from San Diego, Musgraves? Yeah, Hoskins to the Padres for Musgraves and a first-round pick. What do you think about that? I’ll take my answer off the air.”









